@wired.com ending their interview with the AI-is-gonna-kill-us bro with "I'm sure the next couple days will be crazy, but after things settle down, have you figured out what's next for you? instead of "Why are you a dumbass who doesn't know anything even though you're clearly educated?" Is a shame.
September 15, 2026 at 9:42 PM
@wired.com ending their interview with the AI-is-gonna-kill-us bro with "I'm sure the next couple days will be crazy, but after things settle down, have you figured out what's next for you? instead of "Why are you a dumbass who doesn't know anything even though you're clearly educated?" Is a shame.
Here you go. You can stop showing up at my doorstep demanding posts. crankysec.com/blog/appeal/
Appeal to deez nutz
You don't know shit.
crankysec.com
September 15, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Here you go. You can stop showing up at my doorstep demanding posts. crankysec.com/blog/appeal/
It's not diarrhea, it's shitmaxxing.
June 10, 2026 at 5:29 PM
It's not diarrhea, it's shitmaxxing.
You all can stop with the "HoW I UsE ClAuDe" articles.
May 28, 2026 at 5:46 PM
You all can stop with the "HoW I UsE ClAuDe" articles.
The most "Oh, no! Anyway…" shit I've read in a long time. www.natesilver.net/p/disney-era...
Disney erased FiveThirtyEight
Nothing on the internet lasts forever. But Disney’s 10-year mismanagement of FiveThirtyEight is its own story.
www.natesilver.net
May 20, 2026 at 7:35 PM
The most "Oh, no! Anyway…" shit I've read in a long time. www.natesilver.net/p/disney-era...
Knowing a lot about hammers doesn't automatically make you an expert on carpentry, or construction, or any other activity that requires hammers.
May 5, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Knowing a lot about hammers doesn't automatically make you an expert on carpentry, or construction, or any other activity that requires hammers.
Maybe don't let AI agents touch production stuff? Like, ever? It fails miserably while doing utterly inconsequential shit, so you can extrapolate from there.
April 29, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Maybe don't let AI agents touch production stuff? Like, ever? It fails miserably while doing utterly inconsequential shit, so you can extrapolate from there.
The circlejerk: "Terrible Signal exploit fixed thanks to journalists! FBI could read your deleted Signal messages!"
Me: Yikes. Let's look at the CVE.
The CVE: 6.2 Medium. Notifications marked for deletion could be unexpectedly retained on the device.
Notifications. Could.
Me: Zzzzzzz
Me: Yikes. Let's look at the CVE.
The CVE: 6.2 Medium. Notifications marked for deletion could be unexpectedly retained on the device.
Notifications. Could.
Me: Zzzzzzz
April 29, 2026 at 3:17 PM
The circlejerk: "Terrible Signal exploit fixed thanks to journalists! FBI could read your deleted Signal messages!"
Me: Yikes. Let's look at the CVE.
The CVE: 6.2 Medium. Notifications marked for deletion could be unexpectedly retained on the device.
Notifications. Could.
Me: Zzzzzzz
Me: Yikes. Let's look at the CVE.
The CVE: 6.2 Medium. Notifications marked for deletion could be unexpectedly retained on the device.
Notifications. Could.
Me: Zzzzzzz
Everyone's talking about how good Anthropic's products are at finding vulnerabilities, but no one is looking at how good they are at BEING the vulnerability.
(Apologies for linking to this shithole)
x.com/lifeof_jer/s...
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x.com/lifeof_jer/s...
JER on X: "An AI Agent Just Destroyed Our Production Data. It Confessed in Writing." / X
An AI Agent Just Destroyed Our Production Data. It Confessed in Writing.
x.com
April 27, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Everyone's talking about how good Anthropic's products are at finding vulnerabilities, but no one is looking at how good they are at BEING the vulnerability.
(Apologies for linking to this shithole)
x.com/lifeof_jer/s...
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x.com/lifeof_jer/s...
April 27, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Reposted by Crankysec.com
There's a huge difference between "we're in a genuinely important moment" and using apocalypse-coded language for marketing, some skepticism and scorn is warranted, but I'd just advise non-experts to pump the breaks before correcting practitioners who say their field is being reshaped
April 15, 2026 at 7:18 PM
There's a huge difference between "we're in a genuinely important moment" and using apocalypse-coded language for marketing, some skepticism and scorn is warranted, but I'd just advise non-experts to pump the breaks before correcting practitioners who say their field is being reshaped
Reposting someone else's repost of your post is so fucking dumb.
April 15, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Reposting someone else's repost of your post is so fucking dumb.
April 15, 2026 at 6:00 PM
This is a terrible take. simonwillison.net/2026/Apr/14/...
Cybersecurity Looks Like Proof of Work Now
The UK's AI Safety Institute recently published Our evaluation of Claude Mythos Preview’s cyber capabilities, their own independent analysis of Claude Mythos which backs up Anthropic's claims that it ...
simonwillison.net
April 15, 2026 at 5:57 PM
This is a terrible take. simonwillison.net/2026/Apr/14/...
The REAL Glasswing lesson is that no one knows how to do threat modeling and risk assessments.
April 10, 2026 at 2:44 PM
The REAL Glasswing lesson is that no one knows how to do threat modeling and risk assessments.
Did we forget about the concept of "PoC || GTFO"?
April 9, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Did we forget about the concept of "PoC || GTFO"?
We're really spending tokens and paying money for output like this, eh?
● Yeah, sorry. Should have caught that during the rename.
● You're right. No excuse for that.
● You're right, I've been going in circles and made things worse by manually deleting the containers and network.
● Yeah, sorry. Should have caught that during the rename.
● You're right. No excuse for that.
● You're right, I've been going in circles and made things worse by manually deleting the containers and network.
April 9, 2026 at 6:33 PM
We're really spending tokens and paying money for output like this, eh?
● Yeah, sorry. Should have caught that during the rename.
● You're right. No excuse for that.
● You're right, I've been going in circles and made things worse by manually deleting the containers and network.
● Yeah, sorry. Should have caught that during the rename.
● You're right. No excuse for that.
● You're right, I've been going in circles and made things worse by manually deleting the containers and network.
April 8, 2026 at 7:19 PM
April 7, 2026 at 6:42 PM