Ryan
@crash006.bsky.social
I paint Warhammer minis, all my jokes are references to movies or The Simpsons, and generally talk out of my ass.
Reposted by Ryan
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
September 8, 2026 at 4:23 AM
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
American oaf blunders his way thru a gang war in San Fransisco.
Old Board Game Whodunit
July 31, 2026 at 9:55 PM
American oaf blunders his way thru a gang war in San Fransisco.
There is no fucking way I'm hell I'm letting any robo-snitch in my house. Don't care if it's from Amazon, Google, Apple, or fucking Prego.
"Revisiting" the time I talked about Mexico in my kitchen, kicking off a chain of events in which Prego leaked the data to Palantir who sold it to the government and then my house got raided by ICE. Thank you spaghetti
July 24, 2026 at 1:29 AM
There is no fucking way I'm hell I'm letting any robo-snitch in my house. Don't care if it's from Amazon, Google, Apple, or fucking Prego.
*chuckles* I'm in danger.
July 22, 2026 at 5:53 PM
*chuckles* I'm in danger.
I'm already buying Control Resonant, you can stop selling me on it @remedygames.com
Doom (2016) and Sekiro were the two biggest inspirations for combat in Control Resonant. Don't miss our new Rapid-Fire Interview! youtu.be/5SZrmWAeqbY
July 9, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I'm already buying Control Resonant, you can stop selling me on it @remedygames.com
What I'd give for this to be the type of "controversy" we had to read about from the President.
it's the 23 year anniversary of when bill clinton got a haircut
May 15, 2026 at 6:33 AM
What I'd give for this to be the type of "controversy" we had to read about from the President.
We need @paleontologizing.bsky.social on this, cause how can there be people without a favorite dinosaur?
A shocking new poll result: Many Americans somehow don't have a favorite dinosaur.
And only 6% give the correct answer (triceratops).
Check out YouGov's new polling on Americans and dinosaurs: yougovamerica.substack.com/p/whats-your...
And only 6% give the correct answer (triceratops).
Check out YouGov's new polling on Americans and dinosaurs: yougovamerica.substack.com/p/whats-your...
April 16, 2026 at 12:23 PM
We need @paleontologizing.bsky.social on this, cause how can there be people without a favorite dinosaur?
My man's just trying to put his life back on track, but has to worry about Bats flying kicking him in the face on a daily basis.
I wanted it to look like CLAYFACE had a hammer for a hand, but it looks like he's on his way to work
March 27, 2026 at 10:16 AM
My man's just trying to put his life back on track, but has to worry about Bats flying kicking him in the face on a daily basis.
You need to feed it atleast 20 baby giraffes a day to get correct answers.
February 13, 2026 at 11:33 AM
You need to feed it atleast 20 baby giraffes a day to get correct answers.
Reposted by Ryan
If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.
January 30, 2026 at 5:28 PM
If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.
Look at money bags over here, with 4 N64 expansion paks.
January 7, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Look at money bags over here, with 4 N64 expansion paks.
Follow up. I wasn't able to practice nmm. Did increase my flesh tones, judge said the fave of my Wolf Guard Battle Leader caught his eye. Won a Brone for that. Was also a finalist with a Judge Dredd bust, my first crack at a bust.
Gonna try my hand at nnm for an entry at Captal Palette paint competition, and some work on flesh tones, to try and medal this year.
Alright, what are your hobby New Years Resolutions?
I'm going to try to paint a wider variety of miniatures ranges this year. Definitely want to try painting some Infinity and Warmachine!
I'm going to try to paint a wider variety of miniatures ranges this year. Definitely want to try painting some Infinity and Warmachine!
December 31, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Follow up. I wasn't able to practice nmm. Did increase my flesh tones, judge said the fave of my Wolf Guard Battle Leader caught his eye. Won a Brone for that. Was also a finalist with a Judge Dredd bust, my first crack at a bust.
Went to see Mom & Dad for Christmas, time for the annual watch of Die Hard with the @whmpodcast.bsky.social boys.
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Went to see Mom & Dad for Christmas, time for the annual watch of Die Hard with the @whmpodcast.bsky.social boys.
I hate these AI boys for all the normal reason. But, I especially hate them for the pseudo-corporate horseshit way they talk.
December 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I hate these AI boys for all the normal reason. But, I especially hate them for the pseudo-corporate horseshit way they talk.
I mean @hankgreen.bsky.social did warn me, and I went and Googled "Matchbox 20 name come from" anyway. My life is indeed worse for having this knowledge.
December 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I mean @hankgreen.bsky.social did warn me, and I went and Googled "Matchbox 20 name come from" anyway. My life is indeed worse for having this knowledge.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Ozzfest 2003
New Metal & Hardcore Fest 2013
Lamb of God Killadelphia
Blind Guardian
The Black Dahlia Murder (many times)
Ozzfest 2003
New Metal & Hardcore Fest 2013
Lamb of God Killadelphia
Blind Guardian
The Black Dahlia Murder (many times)
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Radiohead
CAKE
Reel Big Fish
Queens of the Stone Age
Stars
I could also go on :)
Radiohead
CAKE
Reel Big Fish
Queens of the Stone Age
Stars
I could also go on :)
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
King Gizzard (thrice)
Radiohead
Deerhunter
Godspeed You Black Emperor
The Mountain Goats
I could go on!!
King Gizzard (thrice)
Radiohead
Deerhunter
Godspeed You Black Emperor
The Mountain Goats
I could go on!!
November 28, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Ozzfest 2003
New Metal & Hardcore Fest 2013
Lamb of God Killadelphia
Blind Guardian
The Black Dahlia Murder (many times)
Ozzfest 2003
New Metal & Hardcore Fest 2013
Lamb of God Killadelphia
Blind Guardian
The Black Dahlia Murder (many times)
A movie that takes place where you're from. (Filmed here too)
November 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from. (Filmed here too)