Lumpia Nyong'o
@creolebabybritt.blacksky.app
Calgon take me away.
Pinned
To be honest, I need time while following back people I don't know or recognize. I'm trying to be better about how I vet my timeline here and I am just making sure you're safe. Also a lot of people are following at once and it's easy for me to lose folks.
My worrying stopped it 😌
October 12, 2026 at 1:43 PM
My worrying stopped it 😌
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DMV folks get your tickets for the biggest comedy show of the year! Me and @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app live onstage! DC Comedy Loft 5 shows!!!
www.dccomedyloft.com/events/134183
www.dccomedyloft.com/events/134183
The Comedy Loft of DC | Felonious Munk
www.dccomedyloft.com
October 12, 2026 at 1:30 PM
DMV folks get your tickets for the biggest comedy show of the year! Me and @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app live onstage! DC Comedy Loft 5 shows!!!
www.dccomedyloft.com/events/134183
www.dccomedyloft.com/events/134183
I want to make some fried fish
October 12, 2026 at 1:10 PM
I want to make some fried fish
I hope today is kind to me
October 12, 2026 at 12:56 PM
I hope today is kind to me
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Hi, so if you could go and vote for me in this photo contest, that would be great! Share and repost for your friends as well! 🥳🙏🏿
photography.maxim.com/t/B8G72VE2
Here are some of my faves from yesterday’s Chicago Marathon!
photography.maxim.com/t/B8G72VE2
Here are some of my faves from yesterday’s Chicago Marathon!
October 12, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Hi, so if you could go and vote for me in this photo contest, that would be great! Share and repost for your friends as well! 🥳🙏🏿
photography.maxim.com/t/B8G72VE2
Here are some of my faves from yesterday’s Chicago Marathon!
photography.maxim.com/t/B8G72VE2
Here are some of my faves from yesterday’s Chicago Marathon!
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Federal agents searched Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar's home as part of a criminal investigation, AP sources say
Federal agents searched Rep. Ilhan Omar's home as part of criminal investigation, AP sources say
Federal agents have searched Democratic U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar’s home as part of a criminal investigation. That's according to people familiar with the matter.
apnews.com
October 12, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Federal agents searched Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar's home as part of a criminal investigation, AP sources say
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'Cause when it all comes crashing down I need youuuuuuuu music.youtube.com/watch?v=t-E2...
EARFQUAKE
YouTube video by Tyler, The Creator - Topic
music.youtube.com
October 12, 2026 at 12:49 AM
'Cause when it all comes crashing down I need youuuuuuuu music.youtube.com/watch?v=t-E2...
Now I was downtown clubbin', ladies night...
October 12, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Now I was downtown clubbin', ladies night...
My costume looks fantastic! I'm so pleased 😍
October 11, 2026 at 11:49 PM
My costume looks fantastic! I'm so pleased 😍
Usher had no business hitching his wagon to this fool.
October 11, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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Girl tax. 10 drinks cost an additional $30 so figure you need 5 packs to last a few months, 3-4? So $600 a year. Plus shipping and handling!
These are Drink Strips, which can detect if your drink has been spiked. If half of the yellow sticker turns green, your drink has been spiked.
They're available here: drinkstrips.com
They're available here: drinkstrips.com
October 11, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Girl tax. 10 drinks cost an additional $30 so figure you need 5 packs to last a few months, 3-4? So $600 a year. Plus shipping and handling!
There's gotta be a better way to convey to me that you don't want full coverage, full glam makeup, besides looking at me and saying you don't want "all of that" 😭
October 11, 2026 at 11:26 PM
There's gotta be a better way to convey to me that you don't want full coverage, full glam makeup, besides looking at me and saying you don't want "all of that" 😭
I bought a skirt that I thought was part of a set. Somebody help me style this I am not good at fashion. Hence wanting a SET 😂
October 11, 2026 at 11:19 PM
I bought a skirt that I thought was part of a set. Somebody help me style this I am not good at fashion. Hence wanting a SET 😂
October 11, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I still want this outfit
October 11, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I still want this outfit
My skin looks so good. Wow
October 11, 2026 at 7:31 PM
My skin looks so good. Wow
An hour and a half left, Jesus. Bless it.
October 11, 2026 at 7:29 PM
An hour and a half left, Jesus. Bless it.
That's absolutely nuts. Meanwhile I'm encouraging people to exfoliate LESS. It's tearing folks' skin UP.
Thank you for your service! I remember being on Twitter and clout-chasing estheticians were like “use glycolic acid , then salicylic acid X times a week,” and piling peels on top of peels. A mess. Glad the dermatologists finally got social media.
As an esthetician who works there I am begging people. Get out of here and get off of TikTok
October 11, 2026 at 7:14 PM
That's absolutely nuts. Meanwhile I'm encouraging people to exfoliate LESS. It's tearing folks' skin UP.
Cheese
What is something you'll never buy the cheap version of?
October 11, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Cheese
Also, being an esthetician at a place like that, people don't understand that you are not familiar with the formulation of every product in existence if you haven't tried it, received training on it from the brand, and/or used it on clients. I can only tell you so much based on ingredients.
October 11, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Also, being an esthetician at a place like that, people don't understand that you are not familiar with the formulation of every product in existence if you haven't tried it, received training on it from the brand, and/or used it on clients. I can only tell you so much based on ingredients.
I have a MacBook and I really hate it
Question for Android folks.
Do any of you own iPads/ MacBooks and how do you feel about them?
Do any of you own iPads/ MacBooks and how do you feel about them?
October 11, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I have a MacBook and I really hate it
I can't wait until I never have to work weekends again
October 11, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I can't wait until I never have to work weekends again