crissy
@crispycrissy.bsky.social
she/her | tired millennial
here to scream about 9-1-1 🚒
buddie truther in her tonka truck hate space
here to scream about 9-1-1 🚒
buddie truther in her tonka truck hate space
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crissy
@crispycrissy.bsky.social
· Nov 7
Figured I should jump on the bandwagon with the intros 😂
- Crissy, she/her, 30s, bi
- Buddie needs to go canon or I'll cry
- Swiftie who uses her lyrics as fic titles 99% of the time. Angst w/happy endings are my bread & butter
- Hater of Temu/Loucifer, the Buckley parents, and the Diaz parents
- Crissy, she/her, 30s, bi
- Buddie needs to go canon or I'll cry
- Swiftie who uses her lyrics as fic titles 99% of the time. Angst w/happy endings are my bread & butter
- Hater of Temu/Loucifer, the Buckley parents, and the Diaz parents
I've escaped the cottage long enough to finish a 911 fic! For this one, please note the tags and take care of yourself. Buck is...going through it, but there is a light at the end of the tunnel ❤️
archiveofourown.org/works/89680801
archiveofourown.org/works/89680801
August 1, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I've escaped the cottage long enough to finish a 911 fic! For this one, please note the tags and take care of yourself. Buck is...going through it, but there is a light at the end of the tunnel ❤️
archiveofourown.org/works/89680801
archiveofourown.org/works/89680801
Is there interest for me to keep cross-posting my TikTok edits (all Heated Rivalry) over here? It's been a minute since I've done it
August 1, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Is there interest for me to keep cross-posting my TikTok edits (all Heated Rivalry) over here? It's been a minute since I've done it
So...if I said I might be posting a new 911 fic tomorrow... 👀
July 31, 2026 at 6:38 PM
So...if I said I might be posting a new 911 fic tomorrow... 👀
Reposted by crissy
It's crossover time!! Blending the 911 and HR universes into one. Thank you to @crispycrissy.bsky.social for planting this idea in my head!!
July 29, 2026 at 5:58 PM
It's crossover time!! Blending the 911 and HR universes into one. Thank you to @crispycrissy.bsky.social for planting this idea in my head!!
Hey, so when S10 shows Buck and/or Maddie’s first pinkie promise with Theo, what then? Do we all just lie down on the floor to sob together?
May 25, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Hey, so when S10 shows Buck and/or Maddie’s first pinkie promise with Theo, what then? Do we all just lie down on the floor to sob together?
I see the fandom joke that Ilya shouldn't be allowed to listen to Noah Kahan and I agree. But you know who he really should never be allowed to listen to? Fucking ALEX WARREN. Ilya Rozanov would not survive Eternity nor Save You A Seat
May 17, 2026 at 7:02 PM
I see the fandom joke that Ilya shouldn't be allowed to listen to Noah Kahan and I agree. But you know who he really should never be allowed to listen to? Fucking ALEX WARREN. Ilya Rozanov would not survive Eternity nor Save You A Seat
I don't know why, but my brain has decided that, at some point, Carter Vaughn's actress girlfriend, Gloria, comes out to him as a trans man and Carter blows into the locker room the next day (with permission) and just announces, "I HAVE A BOYFRIEND, MOTHERFUCKERS!"
May 15, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I don't know why, but my brain has decided that, at some point, Carter Vaughn's actress girlfriend, Gloria, comes out to him as a trans man and Carter blows into the locker room the next day (with permission) and just announces, "I HAVE A BOYFRIEND, MOTHERFUCKERS!"
I can't remember for the life of me if we know Connor's last name in canon, but what if the reason Theo said Spiderman when Buck asked about his last name is because it's Peter or Parker? Kid his age would LOVE having a name in common with a superhero
May 6, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I can't remember for the life of me if we know Connor's last name in canon, but what if the reason Theo said Spiderman when Buck asked about his last name is because it's Peter or Parker? Kid his age would LOVE having a name in common with a superhero
Okay, but does Ravi know about the donor baby (and if so, who told him???) or is he just thinking this is another married couple Buck has slept with?
May 2, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Okay, but does Ravi know about the donor baby (and if so, who told him???) or is he just thinking this is another married couple Buck has slept with?
On this episode of random Crissy thoughts, if we call rewatching Heated Rivalry "reheating"/"reheating the rivalry", does that mean we could call rewatching 911 "redialing"/"redialing 911"? 🤔😂
April 23, 2026 at 5:27 PM
On this episode of random Crissy thoughts, if we call rewatching Heated Rivalry "reheating"/"reheating the rivalry", does that mean we could call rewatching 911 "redialing"/"redialing 911"? 🤔😂
Did someone say new Heated Rivalry edit? 👀
www.tiktok.com/t/ZThTBcEdW/
(And the YouTube link in case TikTok decides to be an asshole)
youtu.be/uR1uPPHOX3s?...
www.tiktok.com/t/ZThTBcEdW/
(And the YouTube link in case TikTok decides to be an asshole)
youtu.be/uR1uPPHOX3s?...
TLG SPOILERS #hollanov - "I am...maybe like my mother." #heatedrivalryedit #hollanovedit #ilyarozanov #shanehollander
TikTok video by Crissy
www.tiktok.com
March 14, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Did someone say new Heated Rivalry edit? 👀
www.tiktok.com/t/ZThTBcEdW/
(And the YouTube link in case TikTok decides to be an asshole)
youtu.be/uR1uPPHOX3s?...
www.tiktok.com/t/ZThTBcEdW/
(And the YouTube link in case TikTok decides to be an asshole)
youtu.be/uR1uPPHOX3s?...
I'm gonna say it. Tim really could have sent the post-kidnapping identity trauma through the roof if he'd used Daniel instead of Derek. Sorry, Buck 🤷🏻♀️
March 14, 2026 at 5:17 AM
I'm gonna say it. Tim really could have sent the post-kidnapping identity trauma through the roof if he'd used Daniel instead of Derek. Sorry, Buck 🤷🏻♀️
Since this is over a minute, TikTok won't let me post it and I like the finished product too much to cut 30 seconds out just so I can put it on there
YouTube, though, isn't being rude and let me post the whole thing without complaint. We love YouTube and hate Alexei Rozanov 🙂↕️
youtu.be/lBbNbssWuHQ
YouTube, though, isn't being rude and let me post the whole thing without complaint. We love YouTube and hate Alexei Rozanov 🙂↕️
youtu.be/lBbNbssWuHQ
Ilya Rozanov (& Alexei) - Burning Down [Hollanov]
YouTube video by Crissy
youtu.be
February 23, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Since this is over a minute, TikTok won't let me post it and I like the finished product too much to cut 30 seconds out just so I can put it on there
YouTube, though, isn't being rude and let me post the whole thing without complaint. We love YouTube and hate Alexei Rozanov 🙂↕️
youtu.be/lBbNbssWuHQ
YouTube, though, isn't being rude and let me post the whole thing without complaint. We love YouTube and hate Alexei Rozanov 🙂↕️
youtu.be/lBbNbssWuHQ
And one more that I never shared the TikTok link for at all, because it trapped in appeals jail forever and no one outside the US could view it. YouTube isn't playing that game, though ❤️
youtu.be/Kozzu9okkiM?...
youtu.be/Kozzu9okkiM?...
Shane & Ilya - Come Back...Be Here [Heated Rivalry]
YouTube video by Crissy
youtu.be
February 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
And one more that I never shared the TikTok link for at all, because it trapped in appeals jail forever and no one outside the US could view it. YouTube isn't playing that game, though ❤️
youtu.be/Kozzu9okkiM?...
youtu.be/Kozzu9okkiM?...
I....may have forgotten to share my YouTube reposts of my other Hollanov edits 🫣
youtu.be/u8Hs3eG3ujs?...
youtu.be/u8Hs3eG3ujs?...
Shane & Ilya - I think He Knows [Heated Rivalry]
YouTube video by Crissy
youtu.be
February 6, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I....may have forgotten to share my YouTube reposts of my other Hollanov edits 🫣
youtu.be/u8Hs3eG3ujs?...
youtu.be/u8Hs3eG3ujs?...
So I've decided to start reposting my Heated Rivalry edits to YouTube since TikTok is....*waves hand vaguely at that shitshow of an app*
This is one that I'd previously posted the tiktok link to, but if you want to be able to watch it somewhere else... 👀
youtu.be/Jtt2HaCshrk?...
This is one that I'd previously posted the tiktok link to, but if you want to be able to watch it somewhere else... 👀
youtu.be/Jtt2HaCshrk?...
Shane & Ilya - Electric Touch [Heated Rivalry]
YouTube video by Crissy
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 1:03 AM
So I've decided to start reposting my Heated Rivalry edits to YouTube since TikTok is....*waves hand vaguely at that shitshow of an app*
This is one that I'd previously posted the tiktok link to, but if you want to be able to watch it somewhere else... 👀
youtu.be/Jtt2HaCshrk?...
This is one that I'd previously posted the tiktok link to, but if you want to be able to watch it somewhere else... 👀
youtu.be/Jtt2HaCshrk?...
Sometimes, you know which fic you wanna work on. Then, you remember that you're at the point that you need to write Bummy dating and you can't skip it because half the plot is That Man being an asshole 😒 y'all, I don't have that kind of patience today
January 28, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Sometimes, you know which fic you wanna work on. Then, you remember that you're at the point that you need to write Bummy dating and you can't skip it because half the plot is That Man being an asshole 😒 y'all, I don't have that kind of patience today
Heated Rivalry S2 has the opportunity to fucking RUIN US even worse with the Long Game Instagram DMs if they turn them into Russian voice notes. Give us Shane having to listen to them and, this time, understand the Russian Ilya's saying to him. It'd be the most devastating call back to the S1 call
January 27, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Heated Rivalry S2 has the opportunity to fucking RUIN US even worse with the Long Game Instagram DMs if they turn them into Russian voice notes. Give us Shane having to listen to them and, this time, understand the Russian Ilya's saying to him. It'd be the most devastating call back to the S1 call
PSA: If you're harassing any of the Heated Rivalry cast over their personal lives (that we have no right to), unfollow me right the fuck now. Same for if you're speculating on their sexualities/if any of them are dating each other. They're all fucking adults and it is none of our goddamn business.
January 15, 2026 at 10:08 PM
PSA: If you're harassing any of the Heated Rivalry cast over their personal lives (that we have no right to), unfollow me right the fuck now. Same for if you're speculating on their sexualities/if any of them are dating each other. They're all fucking adults and it is none of our goddamn business.
Do you ever wonder if Ilya just....assumes the entire Hollander family knows they're autistic in the same way they all assume Ilya knows he has ADHD? Because I do and it amuses me
January 15, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Do you ever wonder if Ilya just....assumes the entire Hollander family knows they're autistic in the same way they all assume Ilya knows he has ADHD? Because I do and it amuses me
Ilya spent most of his NHL career in Boston while actively learning/working on his English. You know he picked up Boston terms. He says wicked/calls a traffic circle a rotary/Dunkins is Dunks/liquor store is a packie. Give me Shane looking at Ilya and realizing he learned fucking BOSTON English
December 29, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Ilya spent most of his NHL career in Boston while actively learning/working on his English. You know he picked up Boston terms. He says wicked/calls a traffic circle a rotary/Dunkins is Dunks/liquor store is a packie. Give me Shane looking at Ilya and realizing he learned fucking BOSTON English
.....so I made another thing
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrK5bjGo/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrK5bjGo/
#hollanov - I Think He Knows #heatedrivalryedit #ilyarozanov #shanehollander #hollanovedit
TikTok video by Crissy
www.tiktok.com
December 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
.....so I made another thing
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrK5bjGo/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrK5bjGo/
Hey, so I did a thing... 🫣
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrw316kn/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrw316kn/
Hollanov - Electric Touch please be kind, this is my first attempt at an edit in over a decade #heatedrivalryedit #hollanovedit #ilyarozoanov #shanehollander #heatedrivalry
TikTok video by Crissy
www.tiktok.com
December 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Hey, so I did a thing... 🫣
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrw316kn/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrw316kn/
Genuinely not sure how I'm supposed to survive until Heated Rivalry season two comes out. What am I supposed to do with myself now?
December 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Genuinely not sure how I'm supposed to survive until Heated Rivalry season two comes out. What am I supposed to do with myself now?
The face of a man second guessing his choice to meet the parents in a Raiders tshirt
December 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The face of a man second guessing his choice to meet the parents in a Raiders tshirt