Ethan
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Gaymer | comics | tabletop | Gunpla | occasional nsfw | larping | 🏳️🌈 and boring | PHL burbs
I really wanna know what the fuck is going on with advertising. How many eyes had to see and approve this before it got posted? There wasn't a single person that looked at this and asked why it looked like a lynching during the approval process? C'mon....
September 19, 2026 at 10:45 AM
I really wanna know what the fuck is going on with advertising. How many eyes had to see and approve this before it got posted? There wasn't a single person that looked at this and asked why it looked like a lynching during the approval process? C'mon....
Dislocating my shoulder at the company softball game was not how I thought I'd embarrass myself today.
September 19, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Dislocating my shoulder at the company softball game was not how I thought I'd embarrass myself today.
I'm a couple hours in to Wolverine and the acting and delivery is stellar but the combat feels like a cheap copy paste of Spider-Man's. I also think it being released so close to Onimusha spoiled me for combat.
September 16, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I'm a couple hours in to Wolverine and the acting and delivery is stellar but the combat feels like a cheap copy paste of Spider-Man's. I also think it being released so close to Onimusha spoiled me for combat.
Ms Rachel continues doing good work
Just Ms.Rachel spreading Ed Sheeran for filth
September 15, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Ms Rachel continues doing good work
50 degree temps make me wish I had a window in my office
September 15, 2026 at 12:46 PM
50 degree temps make me wish I had a window in my office
Sometimes I forget model wise there's more than just Gundams and cars. I am looking at Star Trek models and I really need to watch some reviews for the 1701-D and Cerritos.
September 15, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Sometimes I forget model wise there's more than just Gundams and cars. I am looking at Star Trek models and I really need to watch some reviews for the 1701-D and Cerritos.
Just some light reading for a slow evening shift
September 14, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Just some light reading for a slow evening shift
Combatting the Sunday Scaries with some Skottie Young
September 14, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Combatting the Sunday Scaries with some Skottie Young
QTP with your most anticipated upcoming games! (don't have to be something with a confirmed release date
September 13, 2026 at 1:52 PM
QTP with your most anticipated upcoming games! (don't have to be something with a confirmed release date
I guess this will be closest I get to Germany 2. So I'll take it.
September 13, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I guess this will be closest I get to Germany 2. So I'll take it.
I need ass in my face so damn badly this morning
September 10, 2026 at 12:36 PM
I need ass in my face so damn badly this morning
Metroid: Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch
September 9, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Metroid: Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch
10 female characters to get to know me! No particular order
1. Ahsoka (Star Wars)
2. Nynaeve Al'Meara (WoT)
3. Selina Kyle
4. Tavore Paran
5. Braga (Rat Queens)
6. Marcille (Dungeon Meshi)
7. Big Barda
8. Diana of Themyscira
9. Princess Donut (DCC)
10. Nausicaa
1. Ahsoka (Star Wars)
2. Nynaeve Al'Meara (WoT)
3. Selina Kyle
4. Tavore Paran
5. Braga (Rat Queens)
6. Marcille (Dungeon Meshi)
7. Big Barda
8. Diana of Themyscira
9. Princess Donut (DCC)
10. Nausicaa
10 female characters to get to know me!
1. Ahsoka (Star Wars)
2. Emma Frost (Xmen)
3. Buffy
4. Laura Kinney/Wolverine
5. Supergirl
6. Lisa Simpson
7. Captain Marvel/Carol Danvers
8. Kitty Pryde/Shadowcat
9. Princess Leia
10. Fern (Frieren)
1. Ahsoka (Star Wars)
2. Emma Frost (Xmen)
3. Buffy
4. Laura Kinney/Wolverine
5. Supergirl
6. Lisa Simpson
7. Captain Marvel/Carol Danvers
8. Kitty Pryde/Shadowcat
9. Princess Leia
10. Fern (Frieren)
10 female characters to get to know me!
1. Kugisaki Nobara (Jujutsu Kaisen)
2. Clementine (TWD)
3. Aqua (Kingdom Hearts)
4. Chloe Frazier (Uncharted)
5. Sypha Belnades (Castlevania)
6. Cynthia (Pokemon)
7. Emma (TPN)
8. Rapunzel (Tangled)
9. Jolyne Cujoh (JJBA)
10. Regina Mills (OUAT)
1. Kugisaki Nobara (Jujutsu Kaisen)
2. Clementine (TWD)
3. Aqua (Kingdom Hearts)
4. Chloe Frazier (Uncharted)
5. Sypha Belnades (Castlevania)
6. Cynthia (Pokemon)
7. Emma (TPN)
8. Rapunzel (Tangled)
9. Jolyne Cujoh (JJBA)
10. Regina Mills (OUAT)
September 3, 2026 at 11:44 PM
10 female characters to get to know me! No particular order
1. Ahsoka (Star Wars)
2. Nynaeve Al'Meara (WoT)
3. Selina Kyle
4. Tavore Paran
5. Braga (Rat Queens)
6. Marcille (Dungeon Meshi)
7. Big Barda
8. Diana of Themyscira
9. Princess Donut (DCC)
10. Nausicaa
1. Ahsoka (Star Wars)
2. Nynaeve Al'Meara (WoT)
3. Selina Kyle
4. Tavore Paran
5. Braga (Rat Queens)
6. Marcille (Dungeon Meshi)
7. Big Barda
8. Diana of Themyscira
9. Princess Donut (DCC)
10. Nausicaa
I've played the Onimusha demo several times because the combat is so crisp. I'm so ready for it to release on Friday.
September 2, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I've played the Onimusha demo several times because the combat is so crisp. I'm so ready for it to release on Friday.
Without saying your age, what was your favourite film that came out when you were 20 years old
September 2, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Without saying your age, what was your favourite film that came out when you were 20 years old
Coyote vs Acme was excellent! It was a love letter to the Looney Tunes while being a decent parody of courtroom drama
September 2, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Coyote vs Acme was excellent! It was a love letter to the Looney Tunes while being a decent parody of courtroom drama
My face when I'm on the phone with a prospective student and I hear our ignorant af secretary bitching about Ms Rachel out of the blue. It is never controversial for a children's educator to speak up about the fucked up celebration and funding of things that kill children. Specifically Palestine rn
I'm Not Talking, Bite Tongue Reaction
ALT: I'm Not Talking, Bite Tongue Reaction
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September 1, 2026 at 4:23 PM
My face when I'm on the phone with a prospective student and I hear our ignorant af secretary bitching about Ms Rachel out of the blue. It is never controversial for a children's educator to speak up about the fucked up celebration and funding of things that kill children. Specifically Palestine rn
The Butcher's Masquerade doesn't have me crying. The print was just imperfect and blurry....
August 31, 2026 at 2:25 AM
The Butcher's Masquerade doesn't have me crying. The print was just imperfect and blurry....
On a Ghost kick today after seeing Too Big To Rig last night. I hope the Future is a Foreign Land is a set staple but we'll see when they tour next.
August 28, 2026 at 4:16 PM
On a Ghost kick today after seeing Too Big To Rig last night. I hope the Future is a Foreign Land is a set staple but we'll see when they tour next.
I understand that celeb deaths are part of experiencing linear time but c'mon..... Peter Cullen too.
August 27, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I understand that celeb deaths are part of experiencing linear time but c'mon..... Peter Cullen too.
200 pages into Butchers Masquerade and all I can say is m...Goddamnit Donut
August 27, 2026 at 3:36 AM
200 pages into Butchers Masquerade and all I can say is m...Goddamnit Donut
Every time Donut says "Mongo is appalled" I just think of the decision consequence notifiers from Telltale Games " __ will remember that".
August 26, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Every time Donut says "Mongo is appalled" I just think of the decision consequence notifiers from Telltale Games " __ will remember that".
Jesus fuck...not Dolly
August 25, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Jesus fuck...not Dolly
Weekend pick up. Very excited to dive in!
August 23, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Weekend pick up. Very excited to dive in!
I'm almost done Gate of the Feral Gods and daaaaaamn is this a ride!
August 22, 2026 at 3:28 PM
I'm almost done Gate of the Feral Gods and daaaaaamn is this a ride!