Crockett Houghton
@crocketthoughton.com
Horror Novelist. Film Critic. Husband. Fourth Thing.
Co-Founder & Lead Writer for https://frightaboutnow.com.
Co-Founder & Lead Writer for https://frightaboutnow.com.
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"Stranger Things has always been about change, friendship, and acceptance. It never changed to make people who didn’t get it feel better; it accepted itself for what it was beautifully."
👻📽️ Read @crocketthoughton.com's thoughts on the series finale here: www.frightaboutnow.com/p/stranger-t...
👻📽️ Read @crocketthoughton.com's thoughts on the series finale here: www.frightaboutnow.com/p/stranger-t...
STRANGER THINGS 5: THE END OF AN ERA
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I had a lot to say about the ending of Stranger Things. That show got me.
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My wife wanted me to try her gluten-free ramen so she extended a fork full of them towards me. I put my hand under them, as one does, so they didn't drip on the table and she dumped the pile of noodles onto my palm, like that's what I wanted, with complete confidence. I love my wife.
August 18, 2026 at 2:39 PM
My wife wanted me to try her gluten-free ramen so she extended a fork full of them towards me. I put my hand under them, as one does, so they didn't drip on the table and she dumped the pile of noodles onto my palm, like that's what I wanted, with complete confidence. I love my wife.
Right in the nostalgia.
First look at the new ‘DARKWING DUCK’ animated series.
Mark Hamill will star as Darkwing Duck.
Mark Hamill will star as Darkwing Duck.
September 22, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Right in the nostalgia.
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This is moments after I informed her that she won the award for being the best girl with the most beautiful everything AND the award for being the prettiest princess in all of the land. She was quite delighted to accept her prizes (belly rubs and dog treats).
September 18, 2026 at 8:12 PM
This is moments after I informed her that she won the award for being the best girl with the most beautiful everything AND the award for being the prettiest princess in all of the land. She was quite delighted to accept her prizes (belly rubs and dog treats).
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ON SALE THIS WEEK:
- Jimmy Eat Wood
- Parafloor
- My Chemical Remnants
- Floor Out Boy
- The Promise Rug
- Floorboard Confessional
- Jimmy Eat Wood
- Parafloor
- My Chemical Remnants
- Floor Out Boy
- The Promise Rug
- Floorboard Confessional
September 11, 2026 at 10:02 PM
ON SALE THIS WEEK:
- Jimmy Eat Wood
- Parafloor
- My Chemical Remnants
- Floor Out Boy
- The Promise Rug
- Floorboard Confessional
- Jimmy Eat Wood
- Parafloor
- My Chemical Remnants
- Floor Out Boy
- The Promise Rug
- Floorboard Confessional
Baby Gaga was right there and they whiffed it.
Lady Gaga is a mother!
Lady Gaga Welcomes First Child With Fiancé Michael Polansky
Lady Gaga is a mother!
bit.ly
September 12, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Baby Gaga was right there and they whiffed it.
My last 4 watched:
September 11, 2026 at 4:00 PM
My last 4 watched:
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THERAPIST: So, what do you do to relax?
ME: I play a video game where I roleplay as a 911 dispatcher
THERAPIST: [rapidly taking notes] oh
ME: 10-4, copy, over and out
ME: I play a video game where I roleplay as a 911 dispatcher
THERAPIST: [rapidly taking notes] oh
ME: 10-4, copy, over and out
September 7, 2026 at 8:32 PM
THERAPIST: So, what do you do to relax?
ME: I play a video game where I roleplay as a 911 dispatcher
THERAPIST: [rapidly taking notes] oh
ME: 10-4, copy, over and out
ME: I play a video game where I roleplay as a 911 dispatcher
THERAPIST: [rapidly taking notes] oh
ME: 10-4, copy, over and out
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Thing about Nathan Fielder that sets him apart is that he seems to be just as shocked as you are that he gets away with the weird shit he does.
September 7, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Thing about Nathan Fielder that sets him apart is that he seems to be just as shocked as you are that he gets away with the weird shit he does.
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[getting ready to do my little tasks]
September 7, 2026 at 2:32 AM
[getting ready to do my little tasks]
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If there was vomit on my sweater already from mom’s spaghetti I think I would just stay home. No rap battles for me tonight please, I am unwell.
November 17, 2023 at 2:56 AM
If there was vomit on my sweater already from mom’s spaghetti I think I would just stay home. No rap battles for me tonight please, I am unwell.
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I don't understand people complaining about Zach Cregger making a film set in the world of Resident Evil instead of a film based on one of the games. If they want to experience the story of the games, play the games, they still exist. He's clearly a fan, care was clearly taken, it looks fantastic.
September 5, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I don't understand people complaining about Zach Cregger making a film set in the world of Resident Evil instead of a film based on one of the games. If they want to experience the story of the games, play the games, they still exist. He's clearly a fan, care was clearly taken, it looks fantastic.
I don't understand people complaining about Zach Cregger making a film set in the world of Resident Evil instead of a film based on one of the games. If they want to experience the story of the games, play the games, they still exist. He's clearly a fan, care was clearly taken, it looks fantastic.
September 5, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I don't understand people complaining about Zach Cregger making a film set in the world of Resident Evil instead of a film based on one of the games. If they want to experience the story of the games, play the games, they still exist. He's clearly a fan, care was clearly taken, it looks fantastic.
I'm very excited for this.
Experience a new vision of evil.
From the mind of Zach Cregger, director of Weapons and Barbarian. Filmed for IMAX — Resident Evil is in theatres
9.18. #ResidentEvil - Get tickets now.
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From the mind of Zach Cregger, director of Weapons and Barbarian. Filmed for IMAX — Resident Evil is in theatres
9.18. #ResidentEvil - Get tickets now.
ow.ly/UG3F50ZHutr
September 4, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I'm very excited for this.
My Letterboxd last 4:
September 4, 2026 at 3:05 PM
My Letterboxd last 4:
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I would be so good at being a talking head on UFO documentaries. I can spout off bullshit and hogswallop with a straight face all day. And i dress weird. Honestly its insane im not already famous for this
September 2, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I would be so good at being a talking head on UFO documentaries. I can spout off bullshit and hogswallop with a straight face all day. And i dress weird. Honestly its insane im not already famous for this
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Some of y'all are turning off replies when you should really just delete
August 28, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Some of y'all are turning off replies when you should really just delete
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We had an incredible find at the grocery store today.
August 28, 2026 at 6:09 PM
We had an incredible find at the grocery store today.
My last 4, good run.
August 28, 2026 at 2:49 PM
My last 4, good run.
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Fell down the laundry chute again why does this keep happening
August 27, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Fell down the laundry chute again why does this keep happening
As I said 4 months ago, Tim Curry was an absolute legend and the world was a better place for him being in it. RIP.
Tim Curry, the absolute legend, turns 80 today. This man took huge swings.
August 26, 2026 at 3:58 PM
As I said 4 months ago, Tim Curry was an absolute legend and the world was a better place for him being in it. RIP.
Live your life in such a way that when you're gone people only have good things to say about you. Rest in peace to the queen of goodness Dolly Parton.
August 25, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Live your life in such a way that when you're gone people only have good things to say about you. Rest in peace to the queen of goodness Dolly Parton.
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I'm a GROWN ASS MAN. My pockets are full of BEEF JERKY. I regularly fantasize about single-handedly TAKING OUT A TEAM OF TERRORISTS like the guy in DIE HARD. My bedtime is REASONABLE.
August 21, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I'm a GROWN ASS MAN. My pockets are full of BEEF JERKY. I regularly fantasize about single-handedly TAKING OUT A TEAM OF TERRORISTS like the guy in DIE HARD. My bedtime is REASONABLE.
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"This could use, like, one more thing."
- guy playing original "Dungeons" board game
- guy playing original "Dungeons" board game
August 21, 2026 at 9:42 PM
"This could use, like, one more thing."
- guy playing original "Dungeons" board game
- guy playing original "Dungeons" board game
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I love my ramen wife
My wife wanted me to try her gluten-free ramen so she extended a fork full of them towards me. I put my hand under them, as one does, so they didn't drip on the table and she dumped the pile of noodles onto my palm, like that's what I wanted, with complete confidence. I love my wife.
August 19, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I love my ramen wife
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Not to be embarrassing as fuck but I opened this ko-fi™ account while I Manifest Clients. To Manifest Coffee.
Moving from the gig economy to the tip economy #godbless
ko-fi.com/abbyc0715
Moving from the gig economy to the tip economy #godbless
ko-fi.com/abbyc0715
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August 19, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Not to be embarrassing as fuck but I opened this ko-fi™ account while I Manifest Clients. To Manifest Coffee.
Moving from the gig economy to the tip economy #godbless
ko-fi.com/abbyc0715
Moving from the gig economy to the tip economy #godbless
ko-fi.com/abbyc0715