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Martin Cruise
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Dad, Stepdad, husband, golfer (not necessarily in that order) 🏌🏼🏉⚽️
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Neil has come as Harry the hat from cheers #NotTotp
October 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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Liza Minnelli is the worlds best ventriloquist, lips hardly moving #NotTotp
October 2, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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Is it Christmas already? #notTOTP
September 25, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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I do find Sting dull as fuck after the Police but to be fair he looks great for 74 #notTotp
September 25, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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Turn it down Jimmy, all the neighbourhood dogs are now pawing at the windows #totp
September 25, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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My wife didn’t believe me when I said we used to go to nightclubs in suit, shirt and tie. I now feel vindicated #totp
September 25, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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Martin Fry sounds exactly as he did in the 80’s #notTotp #raido2inthepark
September 18, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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Bloke in the white trousers managing to wow both girls with his dancing and leave the other fella hanging out to dry #totp #cockblock
September 18, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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Peter with his great pronunciation just going for “My tie” #totp
September 18, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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I think you’ll find it will be the Christmas movie of 1955 Batsey, not 1985 #totp
September 18, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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This one actually goes on a bit doesn’t it #totp
September 18, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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Thwarted in his efforts for world domination he decided to join Red Box #totp
September 18, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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“Quick…..where are the plasters?”

Wife looks panicked #totp
September 18, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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I think the wife has smeared Vaseline on the telly while I was getting a G&T #totp
September 18, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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Wife looks up from phone: I thought it was a boy singing

Me: it’s Sheena Easton

Wife: oh is it, shite #totp
September 18, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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If it’s just outside the top 40 Steve, it can piss off #totp
September 18, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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Magic drums that bear no relation to the noise coming out #totp
September 18, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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Jive Bunny LIVE!! #totp
September 18, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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“They’re actually not black at all, they’re generally orange” #totp
September 18, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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She’s the only one still listening by now #totp
September 18, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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🤣 she’s not even yellow #totp
September 18, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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Oasis doing their Indian Beatles stage instead of their normal Beatles stage #totp
September 18, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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KEY-TAR #totp
September 18, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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I don’t feel bad about buggering off and missing the end now, cheers Steve #totp
September 11, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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Well I’m off to bed in 10 minutes….so I’d say 11pm #totp
September 11, 2026 at 9:50 PM