Jordan Crumb (Shark Head)
@crumblebumbles.bsky.social
He/Him
Just your friendly neighborhood Street Shark that loves video games, tokusatsu, and pro wrestling.
Just your friendly neighborhood Street Shark that loves video games, tokusatsu, and pro wrestling.
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Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
July 7, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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I'm at Chef Shrimpy's. Want anything?
July 8, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I'm at Chef Shrimpy's. Want anything?
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They fire all the devs that make the games we love.
They jack up the prices of all the consoles.
Then they take away physical media so we'll never actually own anything despite paying for it.
Then they report record profits...
What fucking incentive is there to be a gamer right now?
They jack up the prices of all the consoles.
Then they take away physical media so we'll never actually own anything despite paying for it.
Then they report record profits...
What fucking incentive is there to be a gamer right now?
July 7, 2026 at 6:47 AM
They fire all the devs that make the games we love.
They jack up the prices of all the consoles.
Then they take away physical media so we'll never actually own anything despite paying for it.
Then they report record profits...
What fucking incentive is there to be a gamer right now?
They jack up the prices of all the consoles.
Then they take away physical media so we'll never actually own anything despite paying for it.
Then they report record profits...
What fucking incentive is there to be a gamer right now?
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American keeper already on his way to GitMo and US invading Belgium by Thursday
July 7, 2026 at 3:39 AM
American keeper already on his way to GitMo and US invading Belgium by Thursday
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im getting fuckign WHIPLASH
July 7, 2026 at 2:57 AM
im getting fuckign WHIPLASH
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still laughing about that documentary crew embedding with the team for a year to make a miniseries
about the *united states* ****mens**** team
about the *united states* ****mens**** team
July 7, 2026 at 1:45 AM
still laughing about that documentary crew embedding with the team for a year to make a miniseries
about the *united states* ****mens**** team
about the *united states* ****mens**** team
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Knicks game 3. US/Belgium. Trump’s kiss of death.
July 7, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Knicks game 3. US/Belgium. Trump’s kiss of death.
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Juiceless team going out on their knees looking like the Simpsons soccer gif.
The Simpsons Play Soccer
ALT: The Simpsons Play Soccer
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July 7, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Juiceless team going out on their knees looking like the Simpsons soccer gif.
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July 7, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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We're getting pretty close to my birthday. It's not too late to spoil me with something from my wishlist ☺️
throne.com/vvowzerz
throne.com/vvowzerz
VVowzerz - Wishlist | Throne
Send VVowzerz gifts via Throne. Browse VVowzerz's wishlist and support your favorite creator safely.
throne.com
July 7, 2026 at 12:31 AM
We're getting pretty close to my birthday. It's not too late to spoil me with something from my wishlist ☺️
throne.com/vvowzerz
throne.com/vvowzerz
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Throwback to my sick Domino cosplay
July 7, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Throwback to my sick Domino cosplay
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This mother fucker means the world to me and I will throttle any cunt that tries to hurt them.
so i have this quirk; when i get drunk enough, i will message people i'm fond of with insanely sappy shit - namely @luckybonez.bsky.social. and it's always a fun little treat to look back in the morning at whatever heinous shit we've sent each other.
July 6, 2026 at 11:16 PM
This mother fucker means the world to me and I will throttle any cunt that tries to hurt them.
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Turns out the secret to the problem of not having any exclusive games to attract new customers is get rid of the studios that were making you exclusive games.
Xbox is preparing to lay off around 3,200 individuals, part ways with Compulsion Games, Double Fine, Undead Labs, Ninja Theory, and possibly Arkane Lyon in what CEO Asha Sharma is calling "the most significant res... https://kotaku.com/xbox-layoff-3200-most-significant-restructure-history-2000712836
Xbox To Lay Off 3,200 In 'Most Significant Restructure' In Its History
Double Fine and Compulsion Games will become independent studios, Ninja Theory and Undead Labs will join new ownership, and Arkane Lyon is in 'consultation"
kotaku.com
July 6, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Turns out the secret to the problem of not having any exclusive games to attract new customers is get rid of the studios that were making you exclusive games.
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All of Ireland tonight, cheering on Mexico
July 5, 2026 at 8:57 PM
All of Ireland tonight, cheering on Mexico
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It’s a shame that bad ass poster for the Mexico England game was AI.
Anyway, this one I made quickly on the bike at the gym isn’t
Anyway, this one I made quickly on the bike at the gym isn’t
July 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
It’s a shame that bad ass poster for the Mexico England game was AI.
Anyway, this one I made quickly on the bike at the gym isn’t
Anyway, this one I made quickly on the bike at the gym isn’t
@mhwilliams.bsky.social @tomcaswell.games
Crossing my fingers that either Creepy Nuts or HEY-SMITH are doing the opening for Kamen Rider MY-TH
Crossing my fingers that either Creepy Nuts or HEY-SMITH are doing the opening for Kamen Rider MY-TH
July 5, 2026 at 9:19 PM
@mhwilliams.bsky.social @tomcaswell.games
Crossing my fingers that either Creepy Nuts or HEY-SMITH are doing the opening for Kamen Rider MY-TH
Crossing my fingers that either Creepy Nuts or HEY-SMITH are doing the opening for Kamen Rider MY-TH
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@theabigailthorn.bsky.social traded her sword for a steel chair last night✨
July 5, 2026 at 12:07 AM
@theabigailthorn.bsky.social traded her sword for a steel chair last night✨
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And the reveal poster.
July 5, 2026 at 1:43 AM
And the reveal poster.
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This is infringing my free speech. Please share the elf
July 2, 2026 at 7:37 PM
This is infringing my free speech. Please share the elf
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Did I just order one of these as my new goalie jersey?
You better fukn believe it
You better fukn believe it
You can get one of those sick Cabo Verde warmup shirts with the sharks on it here (thank you to @dianamonkey.bsky.social for telling me this info!)
capellisport.com/collections/...
capellisport.com/collections/...
Men's Cabo Verde 2026 Pre-Match Jersey
Shop the Men's Cabo Verde 2026 Pre-Match Jersey by Capelli Sport. Interlock fabric, CS-DRY technology & abstract shark pattern design. Free US shipping over $99.
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July 4, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Did I just order one of these as my new goalie jersey?
You better fukn believe it
You better fukn believe it
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How hard I’m saying “Fuck England” all weekend
July 4, 2026 at 1:24 AM
How hard I’m saying “Fuck England” all weekend