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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor
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#nrl
#nswblues
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A handknit cowl in NSW Blues stripes, on a dummy
October 4, 2026 at 9:59 AM
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Fuck Ed. All my homies hate Ed.
Phil&Keith4lyf
#booksky
A ringed hand holding up a paperback copy of EVENINGS AND WEELENDS by Oisín McKenna
October 3, 2026 at 12:34 PM
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Monochrome.

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A black knit cowl on a dummy, by a small Strelitzia Nicolai
September 27, 2026 at 10:35 AM
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#floodlightfriday
Floodlight. Pic taken through a chain-link fence Floodlight against a blue sky Floodlight among trees, against a blue sky
March 13, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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‘Girl. GIRL.’
sofpodcast.com Sound of Football Podcast @sofpodcast.com · Mar 22
It’s been so long since Arsenal last won the League Cup, they let footballers do adverts for cigars.
Stephen Morrow of Arsenal advertising Hamlet cigars
March 22, 2026 at 8:57 AM
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If I see *one more* AI football sticker istg
September 21, 2026 at 8:01 AM
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Same goes for Niko Kovać, and I am *not* complaining. When books say ‘his jaw ticked’, this is what they mean
Bearded Niko Kovaç in a dark suit
February 21, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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Here’s a pigeon. The rest are on my IG—come take a look: instagram.com/ceylansb
A biro-and-watercolour pigeon sitting on a branch
September 19, 2026 at 11:00 AM
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Kind of in love with this 2024 FC Köln Hummel equality shirt by @crossstitchshirts.bsky.social
A framed cross stitch of the 2024 FC Köln Hummel equality shirt by @crossstitchshirts
September 16, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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On a glass cake stand, slices of double-choc-chip banana bread with walnuts and a chocolate drizzle
September 16, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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#booksky
#joshsilver
#traumaland
A paperback copy of TRAUMALAND by Josh Silver held over a swimming pool Excerpts from TRAUMALAND by Josh Silver: ‘I love your little costume!’ She cuts me off. ‘You look very sweet!’ Pipe down, Paula. I never liked you. I smile back, mirroring her condescension. ‘It’s not sweet, Paula. I’m a mentally ill clown who’s lost touch with reality and has the simple mission of wreaking anarchy and chaos.’ Oops. Couldn’t help it. * The course of her future altering as she understands she could potentially invite this unstable man-child into her family. * My first thought is: there seem to be an increasing number of knives in my life lately. * I guess with the backpack I look a little like a small, skinhead devil on its way to small, skinhead devil school. Excerpts from TRAUMALAND by Josh Silver: I feel a well opening up inside me, and with it, an emotion runs deep into the core of me. I know this one immediately. Anger. My hands begin to shake as it seeps into my blood, as it poisons me with its bitterness. I can taste it at the back of my throat. * Hearing Jack’s laugh did something to me that I can’t fully explain. It wasn’t some big swell of emotion, of joy or excitement, but a small echo, deeply rooted, of something I don’t experience very often, if at all. Peace. In that moment, I realised that so much of me has been trying to fix the way I feel outside of myself.
September 12, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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F*ck your queerphobia.
F*ck your imperialism.
F*ck your xenophobia.
F*ck your bigotry.
F*ck your hate.

Love wins.
July 26, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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Here’s mine:
September 8, 2026 at 1:02 PM
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September 8, 2026 at 7:11 AM
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FCSP FCK AFD sticker SGE sticker: EINE STADT / EIN VEREIN / GEGEN RASSISMUS / FASCHISMUS / HOMOPHOBIE Sticker: LOVE FOOTBALL / HATE RACISM Sticker: LIEBE STATT HASS
March 18, 2026 at 9:24 AM
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June 11, 2026 at 10:51 AM
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June 19, 2026 at 10:37 AM
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Sticker: DULWICH FANS GEGEN RECHTS, ft a fist punching Nigel Farage
July 22, 2026 at 9:33 AM
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Spurs fans, come see how this came together: www.instagram.com/reel/DcyL67n... #coys
A ringed hand holding up to a blue sky a hooped piece of embroidery that reads ‘N17 / to dare is to do / audere est facere’
September 2, 2026 at 12:23 PM
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Happy SD3* to all who celebrate.
@davidsquires.bsky.social

*Squires
Dildo
Deadline
Day
September 1, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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Ringed hands holding a piece of hoop-mounted embroidery. It reads ‘Football without fans is nothing’ in capital letters, and shows a drum with sticks and an anatomical human heart
August 22, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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Feedback required: the ends on the wrong side are messy but don’t show when worn. Would you still wear this?
A yarn neckerchief in Progress Pride colours, on a dummy The wrong side of a yarn neckerchief in Progress Pride colours, with ends showing
August 22, 2026 at 11:07 AM
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Gianluigi Donnarumma, I say this with love: it’s time to let the hair go
August 16, 2026 at 2:39 PM
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A third one of these bad boys is headed for that same happy home today 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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Double trouble, bound for Hesse.
🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
Two knitted cowl in Progress-Pride colours, on dummies
August 11, 2026 at 8:11 AM
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Sunlit watercolour and ink: black writing reading ‘Mind your own genitals, you absolute toilet’ in capital letters, surrounded by blotches in the colours of the trans pride flag
August 6, 2026 at 8:34 AM