Jonald Doblé
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Jonald Doblé
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Projects & Operations by day. Sports fan by night.
I ❤️ the process. Wannabe creative. Retired sports blogger.
Motorsports. Cardinals baseball. Hurricanes hockey. Packers football. Swiftie.
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Life just keeps getting more and more expensive. 🫠
September 28, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Lost in all the Bussi attention was that PK was very good last year even while playing injured.
PK is here to stay 🔒

We've signed goaltender Pyotr Kochetkov to a two-year contract extension.

Deatils » www.nhl.com
September 25, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Moving some things around so I can wall mount our Dakboard and found the 5 port USB charging hub that I’ve been looking for for awhile because I knew I had another one. That’s what I was using to power the Raspberry Pi.

Nice one, Jon.
September 24, 2026 at 4:31 PM
I always enjoy when there's a product like a super basic TV mount that has no adjustability and inevitably there's a review that's like "It's basic and has no adjustability. 1 star."
September 24, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I’ve been tracking my blood pressure as we’ve learned in very hypertensive and starting some medicine for that. And something I’ve noticed in the data is that if I take it before interaction with people, it’s distinctly lower than after.
September 22, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Dream: I have time off of work, I'm going to do some gaming and some writing and relax and get some peace and rest.

Reality: I have time off of work, I'm going to do everything I normally do for everyone else but on steroids because I have more free time.
September 21, 2026 at 5:29 PM
🎶 Baby, where the hell is my husband? 🎶

Taylor: IN THE END ZONE!
Taylor Swift at the Chiefs game tonight!
That’s my husband, that’s my husband”

— Taylor Swift following Travis Kelce’s touchdown. #TaylorSwift #Swiftie #TaylorNation #TravisKelce #chiefs
September 21, 2026 at 1:27 PM
My wife lost her class ring many, many years ago. And tonight someone posted on one of the Facebook pages for our town that they found it when going through their grandfather’s stuff and wanted to try to return it if someone knew her. Now everyone’s tagging her. 🤣

The power of the Internet!
September 21, 2026 at 12:33 AM
That's some real NC State Stuff right there.
One of the CRAZIEST endings you’ll ever see ‼️

NC State goes for the intentional safety, then fumbles, and Vanderbilt scores to win it as the clock hits 0:00 🤯

(via ESPN)
September 19, 2026 at 10:02 PM
AI just misspelled "pause" for me earlier today, electing to use "paush" instead. Tell me again how we should be trusting AI for important things.
FAA to launch AI-powered air-traffic tool - WSJ.
September 18, 2026 at 12:45 AM
I wanted the Jets to release a statement after he went public with his trade request that was basically like, "Connor said he didn't want to be traded when he signed his deal. We look forward to him following through on his end of the contract he signed."
Jets suspend Connor Hellebuyck for 'failure to report to training camp' after trade request
It appears the Connor Hellebuyck situation has escalated in Winnipeg.
sports.yahoo.com
September 17, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Saw a Porsche on the way to work today that had the license plate PORSHY. I love it.
September 17, 2026 at 3:02 PM
I love Tommy Pham so much. I will take no further questions.
Tommy Pham's first hit in the Majors this season is a go-ahead three-run homer for the White Sox.

Incredible.
September 16, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Reposted by Jonald Doblé
probably one of the more accurate applications of how the founding fathers viewed the second amendment tbh
America is really beautiful and interesting. For example right now we have two different candidates for national office who are just straight up shooting surveillance cameras www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Meet the candidates putting bullets in Flock cameras
Some political hopefuls aren't just opposed to surveillance cameras—they're shooting at them.
www.motherjones.com
September 15, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Reposted by Jonald Doblé
September 15, 2026 at 9:47 PM
When not taking a side requires you to take a side in order to continue not taking a side.
Macklemore just fried Ed Sheeran on IG 😬
September 14, 2026 at 7:49 PM
The daughter of one of our friends who moved away several years ago is turning 16 today and my wife told me and I was like, "No, agree to disagree. She's the same little girl she was when she left."

And then I turn around and my 5'6" 12-year-old is standing right there.

😭 WHY?
September 14, 2026 at 2:02 PM
"About 5 hours remaining in this upload. You're uploading slower than usual," the computer says.

I decide to move downstairs closer to the router.

"About 9 hours remaining in this upload. You're uploading slower than usual."
September 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
September 10, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Me going, “Man, that is a nice watch.”

*googles it*

“I don’t even know why I bothered looking for a price.”
September 10, 2026 at 1:00 AM
My opinion has been for a while that AI will be, at the very least, the end of the Internet. You'll effectively end up with attacking AIs vs defending AIs and it'll gridlock networks or make them too risky to even access.
Brute-force hacking using GPUs has existed for over a decade, albeit using different techniques. The "innovation" here is that we actually dedicated resources *from two companies that raised $217bn this year* to, in no uncertain terms, find better ways to do it.
arstechnica.com/information-...
25-GPU cluster cracks every standard Windows password in <6 hours
All your passwords are belong to us.
arstechnica.com
September 9, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Eddings probably got a promotion for this. I’m convinced MLB umpires could kill a player on the field and there would be no consequences.
"Grow the fuck up"

Cardinals manager Oli Marmol was furious with umpire Doug Eddings after Eddings told rookie pitcher Hancel Rincon to fix his hat in the middle of his MLB debut
September 5, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I too crammed four years of college into eight.
September 5, 2026 at 12:16 PM
I talk most like a person from Colorado, apparently. For a guy who has never even been further west than St. Louis, this is funny. I expected to pull much more to North Carolina, where I've lived 75% of my life. I guess the Canadian roots run deep and make me hard to place.
September 4, 2026 at 5:15 PM