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NOW IT CAN BE TOLD!!!1!!
In honor of cDcDay 2025, let it be known that we have deposited a Big Box o' cDc Booty (not that kind, y'filthy bastards!)... somewhere.
Where could it be? Who can say! Mebbe there'll be hints later, if we don't smoke too much nutmeg and forget.
BOW TO THE COW.
In honor of cDcDay 2025, let it be known that we have deposited a Big Box o' cDc Booty (not that kind, y'filthy bastards!)... somewhere.
Where could it be? Who can say! Mebbe there'll be hints later, if we don't smoke too much nutmeg and forget.
BOW TO THE COW.
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What?! Cops abusing any shred of powers they are able to get their hands on!?
Yeah. Blerg.
Yeah. Blerg.
September 15, 2026 at 7:23 PM
What?! Cops abusing any shred of powers they are able to get their hands on!?
Yeah. Blerg.
Yeah. Blerg.
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I'll be speaking Thursday at the online #opensourcesecuritysummit about Cult of the Dead Cow and why ethical work in software is more possible and more important than ever. This is a FREE event, with no cost to you the consumer. Hope to see you there!
September 15, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I'll be speaking Thursday at the online #opensourcesecuritysummit about Cult of the Dead Cow and why ethical work in software is more possible and more important than ever. This is a FREE event, with no cost to you the consumer. Hope to see you there!
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ID verification giant IDScan confirms data breach with more than 150 million driver's licenses stolen | TechCrunch
The ID checking company said the data breach included people's full names and driver's licenses and other government-issued identity documents.
techcrunch.com
September 11, 2026 at 11:41 PM
**CULT OF THE DEAD COW COMMUNIQUE - PRIORITY 00A1**
FOOLS BEST RECOGNIZE - THE COW HATH CHOSEN, THE HERD EMBIGGENED
@johnthreat.bsky.social now walks amongst us, the Elite of the Elite.
Thus it has been spoken, thus it is done.
BOW TO THE COW / WORD TO THE HERD
.ooM
**COMMUNIQUE ENDS**
FOOLS BEST RECOGNIZE - THE COW HATH CHOSEN, THE HERD EMBIGGENED
@johnthreat.bsky.social now walks amongst us, the Elite of the Elite.
Thus it has been spoken, thus it is done.
BOW TO THE COW / WORD TO THE HERD
.ooM
**COMMUNIQUE ENDS**
August 26, 2026 at 11:30 PM
**CULT OF THE DEAD COW COMMUNIQUE - PRIORITY 00A1**
FOOLS BEST RECOGNIZE - THE COW HATH CHOSEN, THE HERD EMBIGGENED
@johnthreat.bsky.social now walks amongst us, the Elite of the Elite.
Thus it has been spoken, thus it is done.
BOW TO THE COW / WORD TO THE HERD
.ooM
**COMMUNIQUE ENDS**
FOOLS BEST RECOGNIZE - THE COW HATH CHOSEN, THE HERD EMBIGGENED
@johnthreat.bsky.social now walks amongst us, the Elite of the Elite.
Thus it has been spoken, thus it is done.
BOW TO THE COW / WORD TO THE HERD
.ooM
**COMMUNIQUE ENDS**
bsky.app/profile/zold...
At this time, CULT OF THE DEAD COW can neither confirm not deny widespread media reports of cDc's involvement in milkhacking operations around the globe.
At this time, CULT OF THE DEAD COW can neither confirm not deny widespread media reports of cDc's involvement in milkhacking operations around the globe.
August 12, 2026 at 8:43 PM
bsky.app/profile/zold...
At this time, CULT OF THE DEAD COW can neither confirm not deny widespread media reports of cDc's involvement in milkhacking operations around the globe.
At this time, CULT OF THE DEAD COW can neither confirm not deny widespread media reports of cDc's involvement in milkhacking operations around the globe.
Pretty much.
August 3, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Pretty much.
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Come check out Veilid and join the revolution at BsidesLV!
Veilid bringing the PLUR this year!
Privacy
Liberty
United
Revolution
Come get Veilid rave candy and hang out!
Veilid bringing the PLUR this year!
Privacy
Liberty
United
Revolution
Come get Veilid rave candy and hang out!
August 3, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Come check out Veilid and join the revolution at BsidesLV!
Veilid bringing the PLUR this year!
Privacy
Liberty
United
Revolution
Come get Veilid rave candy and hang out!
Veilid bringing the PLUR this year!
Privacy
Liberty
United
Revolution
Come get Veilid rave candy and hang out!
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IF ONLY SOMEONE COULD HAVE POSSIBLY PREDICTED THAT THE BAN THAT EVERYONE WITH ANY SENSE PREDICTED WOULD BE INEFFECTIVE WOULD END UP BEING INEFFECTIVE.
Australia’s eSafety commissioner buried a report (released Friday afternoon) that shows the under 16 social media ban didn’t tangibly reduce teen social media use, and also resulted in parents tuning out of kids usage.
We traded our privacy for no reason.
theconversation.com/more-than-80...
We traded our privacy for no reason.
theconversation.com/more-than-80...
More than 80% of kids still using social media despite ban, new eSafety report finds
The report provides more evidence Australia’s world-leading social media ban isn’t going to plan.
theconversation.com
August 3, 2026 at 2:28 PM
IF ONLY SOMEONE COULD HAVE POSSIBLY PREDICTED THAT THE BAN THAT EVERYONE WITH ANY SENSE PREDICTED WOULD BE INEFFECTIVE WOULD END UP BEING INEFFECTIVE.
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As a late 90's hacker (and part of the group that invented "leetspeak"), I'd just like to say: Fuck Michael Tracey, and a congenital moron like him would have been justly and righteously ostracized and shunned as the lamest of lame even back then.
July 31, 2026 at 5:45 PM
As a late 90's hacker (and part of the group that invented "leetspeak"), I'd just like to say: Fuck Michael Tracey, and a congenital moron like him would have been justly and righteously ostracized and shunned as the lamest of lame even back then.
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ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity!
OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission.
ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil
OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission.
ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil
July 31, 2026 at 1:33 PM
ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity!
OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission.
ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil
OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission.
ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil
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Lifted pickups are extremely dangerous. Their blind zones are enormous, and they can crush anyone or anything in their path.
Keep in mind: Lift kits fall under state jurisdiction. State legislators and regulators can restrict them, or even ban them completely.
Keep in mind: Lift kits fall under state jurisdiction. State legislators and regulators can restrict them, or even ban them completely.
July 31, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Lifted pickups are extremely dangerous. Their blind zones are enormous, and they can crush anyone or anything in their path.
Keep in mind: Lift kits fall under state jurisdiction. State legislators and regulators can restrict them, or even ban them completely.
Keep in mind: Lift kits fall under state jurisdiction. State legislators and regulators can restrict them, or even ban them completely.
Best Headline of the Day.
we might be throwing out a generational umami opportunity. i will taste the forbidden fish sauce defector.com/abandoned-fi...
Let Me And A Food Scientist Sample The Abandoned Fish Sauce Terrorizing A Small Canadian Town | Defector
Take capelin, a small silvery fish in the smelt family. Now add salt. Then throw those two ingredients in 110 vats, each of them about 10 feet tall, and let them sit in a defunct factory for over two ...
defector.com
July 31, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Best Headline of the Day.
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In CA (but not everywhere), it’s illegal for cars to enter bike w rare exceptions. When Waymo does it there, it’s breaking the law.
Doing so is also super dangerous. A SF cyclist is suing Waymo for dooring her after blocking a bike lane. She says she landed on a SECOND Waymo blocking the lane.
Doing so is also super dangerous. A SF cyclist is suing Waymo for dooring her after blocking a bike lane. She says she landed on a SECOND Waymo blocking the lane.
Cyclist sues Waymo
SAN FRANCISCO — A bicyclist is suing Waymo in federal court after its autonomous vehicle parked in a no stopping zone and a passenger opened the rear door of the car in the cyclist's path. The cyclist...
www.courthousenews.com
July 15, 2026 at 2:28 PM
In CA (but not everywhere), it’s illegal for cars to enter bike w rare exceptions. When Waymo does it there, it’s breaking the law.
Doing so is also super dangerous. A SF cyclist is suing Waymo for dooring her after blocking a bike lane. She says she landed on a SECOND Waymo blocking the lane.
Doing so is also super dangerous. A SF cyclist is suing Waymo for dooring her after blocking a bike lane. She says she landed on a SECOND Waymo blocking the lane.
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If you search online, you'll find lots of pictures and videos of Waymos blocking bike lanes, especially in San Francisco.
It’s so common (and controversial) that SF Chronicle did a story about it.
It’s so common (and controversial) that SF Chronicle did a story about it.
‘Do better’: San Francisco is fed up with this Waymo behavior
A video of a Waymo parking in a bike lane in San Francisco sparked an uproar from bicyclists who argued that the driverless vehicles should be designed to follow all traffic rules.
www.sfchronicle.com
July 15, 2026 at 2:26 PM
If you search online, you'll find lots of pictures and videos of Waymos blocking bike lanes, especially in San Francisco.
It’s so common (and controversial) that SF Chronicle did a story about it.
It’s so common (and controversial) that SF Chronicle did a story about it.
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The Las Vegas skyline from Blade Runner 2049 vs the Toronto skyline from right now.
July 15, 2026 at 2:11 PM
The Las Vegas skyline from Blade Runner 2049 vs the Toronto skyline from right now.
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Make no mistake: This is hacktivism.
New: the highly controversial AI music generator Suno was hacked. The hacker sent us Suno source code; it shows the company scraped YouTube Music, Deezer, and Genius. In all, Suno scraped *decades* worth of music from the internet. Obviously didn't pay artists www.404media.co/hack-reveals...
July 15, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Make no mistake: This is hacktivism.
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I miss hair.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_Ri...
HEY THERE, K-k0W Ph0rcE and associated baddest of asses!
New vid on cDc just dropped!
CHECK IT OUT, YOU WACKY KIDZ!
HEY THERE, K-k0W Ph0rcE and associated baddest of asses!
New vid on cDc just dropped!
CHECK IT OUT, YOU WACKY KIDZ!
The Greatest Hack That Never Happened
YouTube video by Cybernews
www.youtube.com
June 16, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I miss hair.
HapppPPPy cDc day, skeetr0nz!!one!
It's that most magical day of the year, once again! To celebrate this year, in addition to 7-11 handing out free slurpees in our honor, CULT OF THE DEAD COW itself has decided to reveal a couple more clues to the location of (one of) the herd's treasures!
It's that most magical day of the year, once again! To celebrate this year, in addition to 7-11 handing out free slurpees in our honor, CULT OF THE DEAD COW itself has decided to reveal a couple more clues to the location of (one of) the herd's treasures!
July 11, 2026 at 5:04 PM
HapppPPPy cDc day, skeetr0nz!!one!
It's that most magical day of the year, once again! To celebrate this year, in addition to 7-11 handing out free slurpees in our honor, CULT OF THE DEAD COW itself has decided to reveal a couple more clues to the location of (one of) the herd's treasures!
It's that most magical day of the year, once again! To celebrate this year, in addition to 7-11 handing out free slurpees in our honor, CULT OF THE DEAD COW itself has decided to reveal a couple more clues to the location of (one of) the herd's treasures!
DEAREST SUPREME LEADER,
WE APPLAUD YOUR COURAGE AND MASCULINITY OF CHOOSING TO STAND IN THE HEAT FOR TWO HOURS.
DON'T LET THOSE LIBERAL SCUM SEE YOU SWEAT! REMEMBER NOT TO DRINK ANY WATER FOR AT LEAST A DAY BEFORE THE EVENT!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
-=CULT OF THE DEAD COW=-
WE APPLAUD YOUR COURAGE AND MASCULINITY OF CHOOSING TO STAND IN THE HEAT FOR TWO HOURS.
DON'T LET THOSE LIBERAL SCUM SEE YOU SWEAT! REMEMBER NOT TO DRINK ANY WATER FOR AT LEAST A DAY BEFORE THE EVENT!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
-=CULT OF THE DEAD COW=-
July 3, 2026 at 6:22 PM
DEAREST SUPREME LEADER,
WE APPLAUD YOUR COURAGE AND MASCULINITY OF CHOOSING TO STAND IN THE HEAT FOR TWO HOURS.
DON'T LET THOSE LIBERAL SCUM SEE YOU SWEAT! REMEMBER NOT TO DRINK ANY WATER FOR AT LEAST A DAY BEFORE THE EVENT!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
-=CULT OF THE DEAD COW=-
WE APPLAUD YOUR COURAGE AND MASCULINITY OF CHOOSING TO STAND IN THE HEAT FOR TWO HOURS.
DON'T LET THOSE LIBERAL SCUM SEE YOU SWEAT! REMEMBER NOT TO DRINK ANY WATER FOR AT LEAST A DAY BEFORE THE EVENT!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
-=CULT OF THE DEAD COW=-