Cultured Swine
@culturedswine2.bsky.social
Comedy, writing and left wing politics. Advocate for speaking to right wingers the way they speak to others.
People from other countries: how do you spice beef?
From Canada I always use Montreal steak spice. I've met Americans who say just salt and pepper or nothing at all.
From Canada I always use Montreal steak spice. I've met Americans who say just salt and pepper or nothing at all.
October 6, 2026 at 12:32 AM
People from other countries: how do you spice beef?
From Canada I always use Montreal steak spice. I've met Americans who say just salt and pepper or nothing at all.
From Canada I always use Montreal steak spice. I've met Americans who say just salt and pepper or nothing at all.
I have a theory that, in recent years, art has been deliberately dumbed down and manipulated to make it easier for AI to take over.
Movies have become all repeats of the same franchises or based off of past work, with the same generic humor, making it easier to copy.
Movies have become all repeats of the same franchises or based off of past work, with the same generic humor, making it easier to copy.
October 3, 2026 at 2:51 PM
I have a theory that, in recent years, art has been deliberately dumbed down and manipulated to make it easier for AI to take over.
Movies have become all repeats of the same franchises or based off of past work, with the same generic humor, making it easier to copy.
Movies have become all repeats of the same franchises or based off of past work, with the same generic humor, making it easier to copy.
Trump and his MAGA cronies spending billions to force hate for Trudeau only for him to be replaced by Carney is hilarious in retrospect. You guys couldn't handle a Canadian school teacher, try a banker with a PHD. LOL!
September 26, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Trump and his MAGA cronies spending billions to force hate for Trudeau only for him to be replaced by Carney is hilarious in retrospect. You guys couldn't handle a Canadian school teacher, try a banker with a PHD. LOL!
Watching The Lizzie Borden story on netflix, and honestly I can understand the urge to kill this woman. I wouldn't do it and don't agree with it, but I understand it.
September 26, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Watching The Lizzie Borden story on netflix, and honestly I can understand the urge to kill this woman. I wouldn't do it and don't agree with it, but I understand it.
"I didn't vote for this!!" says person who voted for it multiple times.
September 25, 2026 at 2:02 PM
"I didn't vote for this!!" says person who voted for it multiple times.
The primary benefit of Canada joining the European Union is bringing East Coast and Newfoundland folk music to Eurovision. The world needs drunken sea shanties!
September 24, 2026 at 11:54 PM
The primary benefit of Canada joining the European Union is bringing East Coast and Newfoundland folk music to Eurovision. The world needs drunken sea shanties!
1. Trump invades Canada, declares it a new state
2. Carney/Trudeau elected president and vice president of USA/Canada
3. Carney/Trudeau fix the republican bias in their court, make trans rights and abortion law, arrest Trump
4. Carney/Trudeau announce break up of USA/Canada
2. Carney/Trudeau elected president and vice president of USA/Canada
3. Carney/Trudeau fix the republican bias in their court, make trans rights and abortion law, arrest Trump
4. Carney/Trudeau announce break up of USA/Canada
September 24, 2026 at 9:52 PM
1. Trump invades Canada, declares it a new state
2. Carney/Trudeau elected president and vice president of USA/Canada
3. Carney/Trudeau fix the republican bias in their court, make trans rights and abortion law, arrest Trump
4. Carney/Trudeau announce break up of USA/Canada
2. Carney/Trudeau elected president and vice president of USA/Canada
3. Carney/Trudeau fix the republican bias in their court, make trans rights and abortion law, arrest Trump
4. Carney/Trudeau announce break up of USA/Canada
The dead silence after Trump's bragging is deafening
Trump to the UN: "I'm really good at this stuff. Your countries are going to hell."
September 23, 2026 at 12:42 AM
The dead silence after Trump's bragging is deafening
So, does this entire era of Canadian/American relationships all stem from Trump not being able to get over that one time in 2016 where people liked Trudeau more then him?
Please tell me it doesn't.
Please tell me it doesn't.
September 22, 2026 at 1:07 AM
So, does this entire era of Canadian/American relationships all stem from Trump not being able to get over that one time in 2016 where people liked Trudeau more then him?
Please tell me it doesn't.
Please tell me it doesn't.
Reposted by Cultured Swine
"At the end of the day, this may be the hardest thing for people like us to accept: The free world now views America as a threat. The free world is right to. And no one, or two, or three elections will change that."
Canada Is Making America Its B*tch
The story of how a crafty middle power pantsed a moronic superpower.
lnk.thebulwark.com
September 21, 2026 at 12:01 AM
"At the end of the day, this may be the hardest thing for people like us to accept: The free world now views America as a threat. The free world is right to. And no one, or two, or three elections will change that."
Reposted by Cultured Swine
Call me a radical far left free speech idealist but I don't think the president of the United States should just ban every newspaper that ever criticized him from the white house.
September 20, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Call me a radical far left free speech idealist but I don't think the president of the United States should just ban every newspaper that ever criticized him from the white house.
The reason MAGA likes AI generated art so much is because everyone with talent, creative thinking, or passion votes democrat.
September 20, 2026 at 4:04 PM
The reason MAGA likes AI generated art so much is because everyone with talent, creative thinking, or passion votes democrat.
Trump: If Canada joins the European Union, I'm going to be really, really upset!!!!! 😡😡😡
Canada: *joins the EU even harder*
Canada: *joins the EU even harder*
September 19, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Trump: If Canada joins the European Union, I'm going to be really, really upset!!!!! 😡😡😡
Canada: *joins the EU even harder*
Canada: *joins the EU even harder*
Republicans are destroying free speech because they lost the argument.
Obama: “Imagine if I had pulled Fox News’ credentials from the White House press corps. You’re laughing, but this is what’s happening. It’s unimaginable that the same parties that are silent right now would have tolerated behavior like that from me.”
Clip courtesy @meidastouch.com
Clip courtesy @meidastouch.com
September 19, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Republicans are destroying free speech because they lost the argument.
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No shit. We could have avoided all of this chaos and fuckery if our government had done the right thing. Now we all get to suffer since the MAGA GOP has no balls or patriotism.
September 19, 2026 at 4:45 AM
No shit. We could have avoided all of this chaos and fuckery if our government had done the right thing. Now we all get to suffer since the MAGA GOP has no balls or patriotism.
Trump throwing a temper tantrum and threatening Canada with the same tariffs if we join the European Union is the absolute best possible response and proof we should do it even more.
September 19, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Trump throwing a temper tantrum and threatening Canada with the same tariffs if we join the European Union is the absolute best possible response and proof we should do it even more.
Now that its clear we Canadians are going to be come Europeans, we need to decide which KIND of European we will be:
-Beer European
-Wine European
-Aperol Spritz Europeans
Thoughts?
-Beer European
-Wine European
-Aperol Spritz Europeans
Thoughts?
September 17, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Now that its clear we Canadians are going to be come Europeans, we need to decide which KIND of European we will be:
-Beer European
-Wine European
-Aperol Spritz Europeans
Thoughts?
-Beer European
-Wine European
-Aperol Spritz Europeans
Thoughts?
So if Canada joins the EU, can we start taking two hour long drinking breaks at lunch and have August off?
September 17, 2026 at 12:16 AM
So if Canada joins the EU, can we start taking two hour long drinking breaks at lunch and have August off?
One of the most obnoxious parts of modern economics is when billionaires/elites take some horrible part of being working class and say "there's your motivation to work harder," while creating barriers to becoming wealthy. They actively manufacture suffering to justify greed
September 13, 2026 at 7:12 PM
One of the most obnoxious parts of modern economics is when billionaires/elites take some horrible part of being working class and say "there's your motivation to work harder," while creating barriers to becoming wealthy. They actively manufacture suffering to justify greed
Shared in honour of the anniversary of Charlie Kirk's passing. This is a strong example of his level of rhetorical genius and ability to totally own the libs.
September 11, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Shared in honour of the anniversary of Charlie Kirk's passing. This is a strong example of his level of rhetorical genius and ability to totally own the libs.
Reposted by Cultured Swine
Trump stopped a live speech in Dallas to beg supporters not to use the bathroom so cameras wouldn't catch empty seats. With his approval at 35%, he's completely unraveling. Read his exact words: www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/trump-is-h...
Trump Is Hiding From Trump
$47 million in midterm ads, no Trump on the disclaimer, and one address that ties it all back to his super PAC
www.dworkinsubstack.com
September 11, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Trump stopped a live speech in Dallas to beg supporters not to use the bathroom so cameras wouldn't catch empty seats. With his approval at 35%, he's completely unraveling. Read his exact words: www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/trump-is-h...
The reason MAGA loves AI art is because all skilled, creative, and intelligent people are democrats.
September 8, 2026 at 4:02 PM
The reason MAGA loves AI art is because all skilled, creative, and intelligent people are democrats.
Thucydides Trap: when a rising power begins to challenge the falling power, war is a likely result.
Trump: Well since China and Russia couldn't rise fast enough, I'll just have to make America fall faster.
Trump: Well since China and Russia couldn't rise fast enough, I'll just have to make America fall faster.
September 6, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Thucydides Trap: when a rising power begins to challenge the falling power, war is a likely result.
Trump: Well since China and Russia couldn't rise fast enough, I'll just have to make America fall faster.
Trump: Well since China and Russia couldn't rise fast enough, I'll just have to make America fall faster.
Trump without his wig/ hair dye.
So why was it important to Trump to fake having blond hair?
So why was it important to Trump to fake having blond hair?
September 5, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Trump without his wig/ hair dye.
So why was it important to Trump to fake having blond hair?
So why was it important to Trump to fake having blond hair?