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Sarah Cupcakes
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Once described as the Kevin Bacon of Arkansas. Zack Greinke superfan. Veganish. she/her/y'all #ForeverRoyal #bb28 #RHAP #DWTS #DeadSky
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Some ding dong tried to throw me under the bus but bitch, I am the bus.
Fun fact: Dan Gheesling has always been a 45-year-old man. #bb28 #bbsky
September 23, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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HAPPY SURVIVOR EVE!

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September 22, 2026 at 11:26 PM
GRAND SLAM BABY and we're still behind but LET'S GO ROYALS
September 23, 2026 at 2:26 AM
And what we're gonna do now (in 15 minutes) is continue the #dwts conversation with @funsize04.bsky.social and @mattliguori.bsky.social www.youtube.com/live/jqgFtvv...
Dancing with the Stars Season 35 Ep 3 Recap
YouTube video by RHAP: We Know Reality TV
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September 23, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Wait why are all these women chipping Mark's teeth?? #dwts
September 23, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Jackson's veneers give Mr. Dink from Doug. #dwts
September 23, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I think the feedback for Taylor was helpful but Taylor and Britt were way more delightful in that dance than the commentary gave them credit for. #dwts
September 23, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Guillermo effing killed it. I said what I said! #dwts
September 23, 2026 at 1:23 AM
The length of the dances when there are 14 contestants. #dwts
Grampa Simpson Walks Away from Bart
ALT: Grampa Simpson Walks Away from Bart
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September 23, 2026 at 12:18 AM
The olds must really hate this theme night (the olds are me). #dwts
September 23, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I'm sorry but I feel *nothing* when Jenna and Val dance. Like, it doesn't matter if it's technically good. It's just... there. #dwts
September 23, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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September 22, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Okay this is my favorite timeline, these were one after another
September 22, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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Happy vernal equinox 🌞🌛
March 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Y'alllll Mr. Cupcakes has never heard of Sharknado. He saw the tile for it on Tubi and his eyes are the size of... Something that's big and circular, I don't know, he's just shocked.
September 22, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I'm excited for Taylor and I hope she wins the game. She's been resilient, kind, and strategic. Her relationships have propelled her forward. She hasn't played flawlessly, but neither has anyone else. #bb28
September 22, 2026 at 3:16 AM
OhhHHhh nooOOOoo, not til midnight!
September 21, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Happy Monday, y'all
September 21, 2026 at 6:07 PM
College athletics can actually help buck this trend. If the authoritarian dad likes the state school's football team, he's more likely to send his kid there. But then we run into the issue in Arkansas where the state legislature is trying to make the flagship white Christian nationalist
When they do send their kids to college, they send them to small, far-right, Christian colleges like Hillsdale or Liberty, where they are confident their authority and values won't be challenged.
September 21, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Okay maybe DON'T have a robot answer your phone and do appointment scheduling at a mental health office.
September 21, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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You’re right—that plane shouldn’t have gone there. That’s my fault, and I should have made sure there wasn’t a terminal in the landing path.

Would you like me to call emergency services, or assist with lining up takeoffs?
September 20, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Someone didn't have enough confidence in their good idea.
September 21, 2026 at 1:58 AM
The only reason the Survivors haven't fallen flat on their faces is that Drew keeps winning competitions. #bb28
September 21, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I wasn't aware God had a vested interest in Big Brother. #bb28
September 21, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I am being punished for watching Big Brother with this The Last Minute on 60 Minutes. It's like Andy Rooney had a lobotomy.
September 21, 2026 at 12:00 AM