Cynthia Gutierrez
@cynthiahg1987.bsky.social
Fiercely feminist, proudly progressive. Rediscovering myself and finding joy in the little things.
Imagine if the Cornell 7 were...
...drag queens.
...undocumented immigrants.
...Black.
...trans.
...Muslim.
But they're privileged cis men. So they get away with it.
...drag queens.
...undocumented immigrants.
...Black.
...trans.
...Muslim.
But they're privileged cis men. So they get away with it.
October 3, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Imagine if the Cornell 7 were...
...drag queens.
...undocumented immigrants.
...Black.
...trans.
...Muslim.
But they're privileged cis men. So they get away with it.
...drag queens.
...undocumented immigrants.
...Black.
...trans.
...Muslim.
But they're privileged cis men. So they get away with it.
Mike has no Johnson.
September 16, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Mike has no Johnson.
Don't celebrate too long about Karoline leaving.
Remember, the replacement is always worse.
Always.
If you can imagine...
Remember, the replacement is always worse.
Always.
If you can imagine...
August 13, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Don't celebrate too long about Karoline leaving.
Remember, the replacement is always worse.
Always.
If you can imagine...
Remember, the replacement is always worse.
Always.
If you can imagine...
Hey Blanche: Nixon's AG went to jail for his crimes. Nixon did not.
If history repeats itself, that means you're next.
Imagine giving up your dignity and freedom for a man who wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
My sincerest "fuck you" to every senator who confirmed this asshat.
If history repeats itself, that means you're next.
Imagine giving up your dignity and freedom for a man who wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
My sincerest "fuck you" to every senator who confirmed this asshat.
August 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Hey Blanche: Nixon's AG went to jail for his crimes. Nixon did not.
If history repeats itself, that means you're next.
Imagine giving up your dignity and freedom for a man who wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
My sincerest "fuck you" to every senator who confirmed this asshat.
If history repeats itself, that means you're next.
Imagine giving up your dignity and freedom for a man who wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
My sincerest "fuck you" to every senator who confirmed this asshat.
@briantylercohen.bsky.social thank you for a great show! Can't wait to read the book
July 19, 2026 at 5:10 AM
@briantylercohen.bsky.social thank you for a great show! Can't wait to read the book
TDS doesn't exist. But if it did, it would exist within those who buy the Trump crypto currency, who buy the thousand dollar watches, who strap Maxi pads to their ears, and who twists themselves into knots to defend obvious lies instead of humbly admitting that they've been conned.
July 7, 2026 at 11:15 PM
TDS doesn't exist. But if it did, it would exist within those who buy the Trump crypto currency, who buy the thousand dollar watches, who strap Maxi pads to their ears, and who twists themselves into knots to defend obvious lies instead of humbly admitting that they've been conned.
BTC putting it perfect, as usual.
In consultation with my attorneys, this is my official response to Trump putting me on his enemies list:
June 9, 2026 at 7:28 AM
BTC putting it perfect, as usual.
Seriously. No one thinks you're alpha when you suspend all critical thinking to be submissive to a wannabe strongman.
June 8, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Seriously. No one thinks you're alpha when you suspend all critical thinking to be submissive to a wannabe strongman.
Listen. Bullies hate it when you give them a taste of their own medicine. They love to abuse you and then act like a victim the moment you give it back to them.
Stephen Miller IS an ugly fuck, but I'm referring to the ugly on the inside. I couldn't care less about how he looks on the outside.
Stephen Miller IS an ugly fuck, but I'm referring to the ugly on the inside. I couldn't care less about how he looks on the outside.
May 29, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Listen. Bullies hate it when you give them a taste of their own medicine. They love to abuse you and then act like a victim the moment you give it back to them.
Stephen Miller IS an ugly fuck, but I'm referring to the ugly on the inside. I couldn't care less about how he looks on the outside.
Stephen Miller IS an ugly fuck, but I'm referring to the ugly on the inside. I couldn't care less about how he looks on the outside.
We live in a country where the average Joe is more pissed off about high gas prices than the Epstein victims being denied justice.
Until "me" turns to "we", our country is diseased.
Until "me" turns to "we", our country is diseased.
May 23, 2026 at 12:54 AM
We live in a country where the average Joe is more pissed off about high gas prices than the Epstein victims being denied justice.
Until "me" turns to "we", our country is diseased.
Until "me" turns to "we", our country is diseased.
Ask yourself: why does Trump want "justice" for his sycophantic J6ers, but zero justice for Epstein victims?
May 21, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Ask yourself: why does Trump want "justice" for his sycophantic J6ers, but zero justice for Epstein victims?
The next time a Republican tells you that they "back the blue", politely remind them that the GOP leapt at the opportunity to create a $1.8B fund for violent insurrectionists who brutally beat police officers, and not a dime to support those officers themselves. Then politely tell them to fuck off.
May 21, 2026 at 1:56 PM
The next time a Republican tells you that they "back the blue", politely remind them that the GOP leapt at the opportunity to create a $1.8B fund for violent insurrectionists who brutally beat police officers, and not a dime to support those officers themselves. Then politely tell them to fuck off.
We need our country back.
May 18, 2026 at 5:20 AM
We need our country back.
You ever feel like you just. Fucking. Can't. Anymore.
But you have to.
But you have to.
May 17, 2026 at 7:06 AM
You ever feel like you just. Fucking. Can't. Anymore.
But you have to.
But you have to.
Happy Saturday everyone! Wishing you health, peace, and happiness. 💙
May 16, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Happy Saturday everyone! Wishing you health, peace, and happiness. 💙
Ladies, find you a man that loves you like Brian loves his puppy. 💯
May 15, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Ladies, find you a man that loves you like Brian loves his puppy. 💯
Hey Karoline. As long as your daddy keeps acting like a fascist, we're going to keep calling him a fascist. We're not going to "tone down the rhetoric" for a man who calls for executions, genocide, and the dismantling of our Constitution. So suck it.
"Thank you for your attention to this matter."
"Thank you for your attention to this matter."
April 29, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Hey Karoline. As long as your daddy keeps acting like a fascist, we're going to keep calling him a fascist. We're not going to "tone down the rhetoric" for a man who calls for executions, genocide, and the dismantling of our Constitution. So suck it.
"Thank you for your attention to this matter."
"Thank you for your attention to this matter."
The little children of Uvalde and Sandy Hook didn't get to hide from gun violence in a $400M ballroom, Donnie. So neither should you.
Fuck Trump and fuck his obscene ballroom.
Fuck Trump and fuck his obscene ballroom.
April 26, 2026 at 5:58 PM
The little children of Uvalde and Sandy Hook didn't get to hide from gun violence in a $400M ballroom, Donnie. So neither should you.
Fuck Trump and fuck his obscene ballroom.
Fuck Trump and fuck his obscene ballroom.
A huge milestone: today marks one year of freedom for me.
The cost of being yourself is expensive, but it's worth it. Choose your true self everytime, and you will find peace. 💙
Healthier. Wiser. Stronger.
The cost of being yourself is expensive, but it's worth it. Choose your true self everytime, and you will find peace. 💙
Healthier. Wiser. Stronger.
April 24, 2026 at 4:32 AM
A huge milestone: today marks one year of freedom for me.
The cost of being yourself is expensive, but it's worth it. Choose your true self everytime, and you will find peace. 💙
Healthier. Wiser. Stronger.
The cost of being yourself is expensive, but it's worth it. Choose your true self everytime, and you will find peace. 💙
Healthier. Wiser. Stronger.
Apparently, Trump is such a devout Christian that he can't tell the difference between a depiction of Jesus and a depiction of a doctor.
April 13, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Apparently, Trump is such a devout Christian that he can't tell the difference between a depiction of Jesus and a depiction of a doctor.
Kash and Karoline:
Tik tok, assholes.
Tik tok, assholes.
April 4, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Kash and Karoline:
Tik tok, assholes.
Tik tok, assholes.