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Unix/Perl/Mac (Formerly Amiga) Geek;
Swing Dance DJ/Instructor;
He/Him, but They's Okay
Drove down to the Science Museum of Virginia in Richmond for the Rolling Stones Laser Light Show in the planetarium dome... It was *QUITE* the show! 🤩
August 14, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Reposted by @Dabe
Tomorrow (Saturday)! I get to play with the Girls From Mars, a swing band from the Philly area! Another Gottaswing dance at Glen Echo Park. The band plays 9 to 11:30 pm, but there's an intro dance lesson at 8 pm included. Save $10 and get your tickets BEFORE noon tomorrow!
June 26, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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Tonight, at Terrapin Nature Park on Kent Island, brought to you by Queen Anne's County Parks and Recreation. The weather looks be absolutely PERFECT!
6 to 8 pm! Free, with food trucks and more! Bring a chair or blanket.
Sean Lane on keys, Derek Wiegmann on double bass, and El Torro Gamble on drums.
June 19, 2026 at 1:33 PM
"The kids they dance and shake their bones..." 🎶
May 29, 2026 at 5:19 AM
I just rearranged one app on my iPhone's home screen...

I swear, it's like they looked at the way Microsoft Word destroys your document layout whenever you move an image, and thought, "Mmmm, yes that!" 😡
May 20, 2026 at 6:33 PM
I can't wait to hear You-Know-Who try to read the word "Semiquincentennial"
April 13, 2026 at 10:47 PM
I did a thing! 🎉
April 11, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Why do Jaybirds get all the fun?

Wouldn't a Booby or Bushtit be equally naked — if not even more so? 🤔
March 2, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Happy "Bacon Cheeseburger on a Friday During Lent" to all who celebrate! 🙃
February 21, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Post a banger that isn't in English

youtube.com/watch?v=-Vsm...
February 10, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Supreme Court 'R'epublicans...

"SCROTUS"
February 5, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Judges ordering the release of detainees isn't enough; we need punitive damages.
February 1, 2026 at 9:29 PM
*High January* beats Dry January
January 2, 2026 at 12:34 PM
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I remember a time when we didn't used to be like, "Good Riddance, Old Year!"
January 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
"Tubi and Chill" 📺
January 2, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a GIF. Hard mode — no Star Wars, Marvel.
December 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Maybe the so-called Christians who want to take us back to "the way things used to be" should be fed to the lions.
December 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Urinal Pro-Tip: Maybe the "short" one is just for well-endowed guys.
December 2, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Idea: Food Delivery Service
wearing Hip-Hugger Jeans...
Called "Jor-Dash"
December 1, 2025 at 11:56 AM
"Pee-Pee Tapes" indeed! 🍆
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 AM
As true today as it was 18 months ago
dabe.com @Dabe @dabe.com · Apr 4
Post a PERFECT album from the 1990s that ISN'T Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains. (or four)
October 29, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Run-DMCbeth:

Double *DOUBLE!*
Toil and *TROUBLE!*
Fire *BURN!* and
Cauldron *BUBBLE!*
October 23, 2025 at 8:44 AM
ICE: "Fuck them kids!"
DJT: "Where???"
October 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I'mma put this in terms Red States can understand...

When a formerly great College Football team performs really poorly, what's the first thing they do? Fire the coach, right?

Right???
October 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The resemblance is uncanny! 😈
September 27, 2025 at 5:43 AM