ConceptOfADeal
@dadpatch.bsky.social
Don’t allow any maga voters to hold you to a higher standard than they hold their elected reps. That goes for family, friends, or that random person in public.
It’s all shits & giggles until they’re on the receiving end of the rhetoric they love to hear levied at their perceived political rivals.
It’s all shits & giggles until they’re on the receiving end of the rhetoric they love to hear levied at their perceived political rivals.
September 26, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Don’t allow any maga voters to hold you to a higher standard than they hold their elected reps. That goes for family, friends, or that random person in public.
It’s all shits & giggles until they’re on the receiving end of the rhetoric they love to hear levied at their perceived political rivals.
It’s all shits & giggles until they’re on the receiving end of the rhetoric they love to hear levied at their perceived political rivals.
So FBI Director Kash Patail is screwing the dogs and Congresswoman Lauren Hoebert is eating the cats?
Make America Gawk Again
Make America Gawk Again
September 20, 2026 at 12:43 PM
So FBI Director Kash Patail is screwing the dogs and Congresswoman Lauren Hoebert is eating the cats?
Make America Gawk Again
Make America Gawk Again
sofT 🌮 was EXACTLY what George Washington warned against in his farewell address when he spoke on the hazards of political parties and the struggle for power when our nation was in proverbial underoos.
August 23, 2026 at 12:46 AM
sofT 🌮 was EXACTLY what George Washington warned against in his farewell address when he spoke on the hazards of political parties and the struggle for power when our nation was in proverbial underoos.
The national debt has crossed $40T. The tax policies of the Republican Party over the past 40 years are a disaster.
August 22, 2026 at 1:40 AM
The national debt has crossed $40T. The tax policies of the Republican Party over the past 40 years are a disaster.
They’re playing the quiet game with the “Save The Children” crowd 🤫
August 17, 2026 at 11:42 PM
They’re playing the quiet game with the “Save The Children” crowd 🤫
sofT 🌮 is deferring more than $1 Billion in Medicaid funding to California and Minnesota.
WOW!!!
Things are getting awfully authoritariany in this country.
WOW!!!
Things are getting awfully authoritariany in this country.
July 21, 2026 at 11:15 PM
sofT 🌮 is deferring more than $1 Billion in Medicaid funding to California and Minnesota.
WOW!!!
Things are getting awfully authoritariany in this country.
WOW!!!
Things are getting awfully authoritariany in this country.
I could never imagine losing my child to a pointless conflict the likes of the Iran War brought on by a soulless, nutless demagogue hellbent on enriching himself and his family while pissing on each and every occupant of the United States.
Their kin should crowd source an open bounty on 🌮’s head.
Their kin should crowd source an open bounty on 🌮’s head.
July 19, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I could never imagine losing my child to a pointless conflict the likes of the Iran War brought on by a soulless, nutless demagogue hellbent on enriching himself and his family while pissing on each and every occupant of the United States.
Their kin should crowd source an open bounty on 🌮’s head.
Their kin should crowd source an open bounty on 🌮’s head.
I can’t believe anyone still supports this Communist Velveeta sh!t stain that is making a mockery of the Oval and our nation. Why do some folks still believe in an ignorant, weak, inept failing waste of space commy?
Pathetic…
maga and all sofT 🌮 supporters can go fk themselves. HARD and on repeat…
Pathetic…
maga and all sofT 🌮 supporters can go fk themselves. HARD and on repeat…
July 15, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I can’t believe anyone still supports this Communist Velveeta sh!t stain that is making a mockery of the Oval and our nation. Why do some folks still believe in an ignorant, weak, inept failing waste of space commy?
Pathetic…
maga and all sofT 🌮 supporters can go fk themselves. HARD and on repeat…
Pathetic…
maga and all sofT 🌮 supporters can go fk themselves. HARD and on repeat…
Me and Mitch waving goodbye to Lindsey G.
I only got 10 minutes with Mitch when everyone else apparently got 20.
It is what it is.
I only got 10 minutes with Mitch when everyone else apparently got 20.
It is what it is.
Bernie's Poolside Chill
ALT: Bernie's Poolside Chill
static.klipy.com
July 12, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Me and Mitch waving goodbye to Lindsey G.
I only got 10 minutes with Mitch when everyone else apparently got 20.
It is what it is.
I only got 10 minutes with Mitch when everyone else apparently got 20.
It is what it is.
Brief and sudden??
He was infected with the maga illness for years.
He was infected with the maga illness for years.
July 12, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Brief and sudden??
He was infected with the maga illness for years.
He was infected with the maga illness for years.
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great satisfaction.” - Clarence Darrow
“Good, I’m glad he’s dead.” - Long Con 🌮 Don
“Good, I’m glad he’s dead.” - Long Con 🌮 Don
July 12, 2026 at 2:35 PM
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great satisfaction.” - Clarence Darrow
“Good, I’m glad he’s dead.” - Long Con 🌮 Don
“Good, I’m glad he’s dead.” - Long Con 🌮 Don
Imagine being a voting-aged citizen whomst claims to be of fully cognitive capacity while *still* supporting this sofT 🌮 Velveeta 💩stain embarrassment as a legitimate leader of anything…much less a (decreasing) global power.
hashtag blesstheirhearts
hashtag blesstheirhearts
June 29, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Imagine being a voting-aged citizen whomst claims to be of fully cognitive capacity while *still* supporting this sofT 🌮 Velveeta 💩stain embarrassment as a legitimate leader of anything…much less a (decreasing) global power.
hashtag blesstheirhearts
hashtag blesstheirhearts
The Iran WAR happens when gaslit & ignorant voters elect a nutless demagogue whomst taps feckless cowards/c_nts to leadership roles.
We haven’t been so domestically/nationally weak since the Emancipation Proclamation.
Abe woulda shot this tangerine shitstain & dumped him in the Sangamon River.
We haven’t been so domestically/nationally weak since the Emancipation Proclamation.
Abe woulda shot this tangerine shitstain & dumped him in the Sangamon River.
June 27, 2026 at 3:01 AM
The Iran WAR happens when gaslit & ignorant voters elect a nutless demagogue whomst taps feckless cowards/c_nts to leadership roles.
We haven’t been so domestically/nationally weak since the Emancipation Proclamation.
Abe woulda shot this tangerine shitstain & dumped him in the Sangamon River.
We haven’t been so domestically/nationally weak since the Emancipation Proclamation.
Abe woulda shot this tangerine shitstain & dumped him in the Sangamon River.
The next 941 days will mark one of the absolute weakest periods of time the United States has been in since its founding.
Take a bow #MAGA. Everything that unfolds is on you.
🤞🏼🇺🇸🤞🏼
Take a bow #MAGA. Everything that unfolds is on you.
🤞🏼🇺🇸🤞🏼
June 24, 2026 at 2:25 AM
The next 941 days will mark one of the absolute weakest periods of time the United States has been in since its founding.
Take a bow #MAGA. Everything that unfolds is on you.
🤞🏼🇺🇸🤞🏼
Take a bow #MAGA. Everything that unfolds is on you.
🤞🏼🇺🇸🤞🏼
I love watching the Magasphere come to the realization of what a lying and corrupt sack of sh!t Donald “sofT 🌮” John Trump really is.
The true definition of TDS (Taco Devotion Syndrome) is being realized.
I love it.
And still f*ck each and every single one of them.
🖕🏼🇺🇸🖕🏼
The true definition of TDS (Taco Devotion Syndrome) is being realized.
I love it.
And still f*ck each and every single one of them.
🖕🏼🇺🇸🖕🏼
June 18, 2026 at 4:45 AM
I love watching the Magasphere come to the realization of what a lying and corrupt sack of sh!t Donald “sofT 🌮” John Trump really is.
The true definition of TDS (Taco Devotion Syndrome) is being realized.
I love it.
And still f*ck each and every single one of them.
🖕🏼🇺🇸🖕🏼
The true definition of TDS (Taco Devotion Syndrome) is being realized.
I love it.
And still f*ck each and every single one of them.
🖕🏼🇺🇸🖕🏼
One leader hosts a sports competition and makes it available for free to as many people as possible using modern technology.
One leader hosts a sports competition and requires pay-per-view to as many people as possible using modern technology.
Which leader is For the People?
☕️
One leader hosts a sports competition and requires pay-per-view to as many people as possible using modern technology.
Which leader is For the People?
☕️
June 16, 2026 at 1:43 PM
One leader hosts a sports competition and makes it available for free to as many people as possible using modern technology.
One leader hosts a sports competition and requires pay-per-view to as many people as possible using modern technology.
Which leader is For the People?
☕️
One leader hosts a sports competition and requires pay-per-view to as many people as possible using modern technology.
Which leader is For the People?
☕️
Don Jr pictured here thinking about all the self-dealing he is getting away with after his negligent Deaddy convinced magats Hunter Biden was a problem.
May 24, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Don Jr pictured here thinking about all the self-dealing he is getting away with after his negligent Deaddy convinced magats Hunter Biden was a problem.
Apologies to the Chinese President for our orange bitch dry humping his leg earlier today.
May 15, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Apologies to the Chinese President for our orange bitch dry humping his leg earlier today.
🌮 would rather start a war with the most toxic terrorist regime on the planet than take on the banks or healthcare companies.
Remember lower healthcare costs and 10% caps on credit cards? Suckers bought that shit in bulk.
Alpha my ass.
Remember lower healthcare costs and 10% caps on credit cards? Suckers bought that shit in bulk.
Alpha my ass.
May 5, 2026 at 6:55 PM
🌮 would rather start a war with the most toxic terrorist regime on the planet than take on the banks or healthcare companies.
Remember lower healthcare costs and 10% caps on credit cards? Suckers bought that shit in bulk.
Alpha my ass.
Remember lower healthcare costs and 10% caps on credit cards? Suckers bought that shit in bulk.
Alpha my ass.
It’s a wee bit ironic how someone that has supported the dismantling of our healthcare system is now being kept alive by said healthcare system.
#RudyGiuliani
#RudyGiuliani
May 5, 2026 at 12:51 PM
It’s a wee bit ironic how someone that has supported the dismantling of our healthcare system is now being kept alive by said healthcare system.
#RudyGiuliani
#RudyGiuliani
My first patient this morning: Do you know you look like that guy from the Superhero movies? Robert something…
Me: Robert Downey Jr?
Patient: Yes that’s him!
Me: Oh! Thank you!
Me: Robert Downey Jr?
Patient: Yes that’s him!
Me: Oh! Thank you!
a black and white photo of a man with a beard looking at the camera .
ALT: a black and white photo of a man with a beard looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
May 1, 2026 at 8:53 PM
My first patient this morning: Do you know you look like that guy from the Superhero movies? Robert something…
Me: Robert Downey Jr?
Patient: Yes that’s him!
Me: Oh! Thank you!
Me: Robert Downey Jr?
Patient: Yes that’s him!
Me: Oh! Thank you!
There is a 99.9% chance that Todd Blanche is disbarred after this administration is no longer in power.
As he should be!
As he should be!
May 1, 2026 at 1:32 PM
There is a 99.9% chance that Todd Blanche is disbarred after this administration is no longer in power.
As he should be!
As he should be!
MAGA is the small dog on the porch that think they’re ready to leave the yard when they see a “nother”.
April 29, 2026 at 12:53 AM
MAGA is the small dog on the porch that think they’re ready to leave the yard when they see a “nother”.
I am curious to know if 🌮 tells storm impacted states to kick rocks.
To clarify, I mean the Red voting states.
We already know Blue voting states are
To clarify, I mean the Red voting states.
We already know Blue voting states are
April 16, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I am curious to know if 🌮 tells storm impacted states to kick rocks.
To clarify, I mean the Red voting states.
We already know Blue voting states are
To clarify, I mean the Red voting states.
We already know Blue voting states are
To all the remaining 🌮 supporters:
Ya cain’t see how deep the water is in the dark ya’ll
Ya cain’t see how deep the water is in the dark ya’ll
April 16, 2026 at 12:52 AM
To all the remaining 🌮 supporters:
Ya cain’t see how deep the water is in the dark ya’ll
Ya cain’t see how deep the water is in the dark ya’ll