Dallas Hawthorn (he/they)
@dallasyeehawthorn.bsky.social
Attempted Renaissance man. Chronically incapable of finishing projects. Older than you think, younger than I feel. He/him by day, they/them by other day.
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Pinned
Ahh, shucking corn are we? Cranking one out on the cob, I see? Double-fisting that maize like it's paid for it?
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Afternoon light through the trees.
6”x8” Oil on cradled wood panel
6”x8” Oil on cradled wood panel
September 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Afternoon light through the trees.
6”x8” Oil on cradled wood panel
6”x8” Oil on cradled wood panel
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you guys broke watergate
Is asking someone to leave the beverages at home for an interview as fussy as reminding a lady to wear pantyhose or a gentleman to ask before lighting a cigarette?
We assembled a team of Post staffers across the newsroom — and commenters — to find out: https://wapo.st/4dwx0LS
We assembled a team of Post staffers across the newsroom — and commenters — to find out: https://wapo.st/4dwx0LS
September 25, 2026 at 4:05 PM
you guys broke watergate
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im gay but if Left is asking im bi
Been following Yomi no Tsugai manga and I'm glad they got an anime run too! Most of the characters are really interesting but Left and Right are still among my favourites.
#yominotsugai #daemonsoftheshadowrealm
#yominotsugai #daemonsoftheshadowrealm
September 25, 2026 at 5:03 PM
im gay but if Left is asking im bi
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You know what the doctors won’t tell you about getting your vaccines? Afterwards, because you were so brave, you can go get yourself a donut or a cookie as a treat.
September 25, 2026 at 4:31 PM
You know what the doctors won’t tell you about getting your vaccines? Afterwards, because you were so brave, you can go get yourself a donut or a cookie as a treat.
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This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
September 24, 2026 at 2:42 PM
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
My husband and our boyfriend
"According to a certain lord commander, our missing friend was but recently sighted in Ishgard."
#estimeric #bboozeXIVships #7.56spoilers (not really but tagging to be safe w)
#estimeric #bboozeXIVships #7.56spoilers (not really but tagging to be safe w)
September 25, 2026 at 2:15 PM
My husband and our boyfriend
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"According to a certain lord commander, our missing friend was but recently sighted in Ishgard."
#estimeric #bboozeXIVships #7.56spoilers (not really but tagging to be safe w)
#estimeric #bboozeXIVships #7.56spoilers (not really but tagging to be safe w)
September 24, 2026 at 4:04 PM
"According to a certain lord commander, our missing friend was but recently sighted in Ishgard."
#estimeric #bboozeXIVships #7.56spoilers (not really but tagging to be safe w)
#estimeric #bboozeXIVships #7.56spoilers (not really but tagging to be safe w)
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Not to be reductive, but I really do think the AI cult is almost entirely propelled by a deep-seated libidinal misogyny. Dawg, look how Eliezer Yudkowsky's Rationalist Harry Potter fanfic starts.
September 24, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Not to be reductive, but I really do think the AI cult is almost entirely propelled by a deep-seated libidinal misogyny. Dawg, look how Eliezer Yudkowsky's Rationalist Harry Potter fanfic starts.
if 30 years from now someone in neurology research discovers that full moons do somehow effect the brain, every single customer service worker will need to be monetarily compensated for our collective suffering
September 24, 2026 at 7:51 PM
if 30 years from now someone in neurology research discovers that full moons do somehow effect the brain, every single customer service worker will need to be monetarily compensated for our collective suffering
idk where y'all have been, Macklemore has been on the activism train for a while now. He's been making songs about supporting marginalized groups since 2012
September 24, 2026 at 5:56 PM
idk where y'all have been, Macklemore has been on the activism train for a while now. He's been making songs about supporting marginalized groups since 2012
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A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
September 24, 2026 at 12:37 PM
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
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Ahh, shucking corn are we? Cranking one out on the cob, I see? Double-fisting that maize like it's paid for it?
August 20, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Ahh, shucking corn are we? Cranking one out on the cob, I see? Double-fisting that maize like it's paid for it?
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Daily bunny no.3451 needs some snowshoes
September 24, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Daily bunny no.3451 needs some snowshoes
P!nk was on Ed Sheeran's side
September 22, 2026 at 11:22 AM
P!nk was on Ed Sheeran's side
My rabbit, age 3: i will revenge piss on your favorite thing
Me: omg you little cutie pie you probably dont know better
My rabbit, age 7: i will revenge piss on your favorite thing
Me: i will turn you into soup
Me: omg you little cutie pie you probably dont know better
My rabbit, age 7: i will revenge piss on your favorite thing
Me: i will turn you into soup
Everyone i know with a rabbit under 4 years old: this is my precious baby! Don't scare him!!!
Everyone i know with a rabbit over 4 years old: this spoiled bastard is the bane of my existence. I will throw him against the wall if he gives me more attitude.
Everyone i know with a rabbit over 4 years old: this spoiled bastard is the bane of my existence. I will throw him against the wall if he gives me more attitude.
September 21, 2026 at 9:42 PM
My rabbit, age 3: i will revenge piss on your favorite thing
Me: omg you little cutie pie you probably dont know better
My rabbit, age 7: i will revenge piss on your favorite thing
Me: i will turn you into soup
Me: omg you little cutie pie you probably dont know better
My rabbit, age 7: i will revenge piss on your favorite thing
Me: i will turn you into soup
Everyone i know with a rabbit under 4 years old: this is my precious baby! Don't scare him!!!
Everyone i know with a rabbit over 4 years old: this spoiled bastard is the bane of my existence. I will throw him against the wall if he gives me more attitude.
Everyone i know with a rabbit over 4 years old: this spoiled bastard is the bane of my existence. I will throw him against the wall if he gives me more attitude.
September 21, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Everyone i know with a rabbit under 4 years old: this is my precious baby! Don't scare him!!!
Everyone i know with a rabbit over 4 years old: this spoiled bastard is the bane of my existence. I will throw him against the wall if he gives me more attitude.
Everyone i know with a rabbit over 4 years old: this spoiled bastard is the bane of my existence. I will throw him against the wall if he gives me more attitude.
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(frat house vizier)
an excellent strategy sire. why, with two full bottles of 151 in the jungle juice, we will all surely be swimming in tri-delt pussy tonight. although (whispering) i daresay one among our number failed to contribute to the beer fund…
an excellent strategy sire. why, with two full bottles of 151 in the jungle juice, we will all surely be swimming in tri-delt pussy tonight. although (whispering) i daresay one among our number failed to contribute to the beer fund…
September 11, 2026 at 12:15 PM
(frat house vizier)
an excellent strategy sire. why, with two full bottles of 151 in the jungle juice, we will all surely be swimming in tri-delt pussy tonight. although (whispering) i daresay one among our number failed to contribute to the beer fund…
an excellent strategy sire. why, with two full bottles of 151 in the jungle juice, we will all surely be swimming in tri-delt pussy tonight. although (whispering) i daresay one among our number failed to contribute to the beer fund…
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Daily bunny no.3446 is not left-handed
September 19, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Daily bunny no.3446 is not left-handed
"Guy this" and "girl that", i don't care, we're just regressing back into gender essentialism
September 18, 2026 at 6:33 PM
"Guy this" and "girl that", i don't care, we're just regressing back into gender essentialism
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every single republican president of my lifetime has started a war in the middle east and destroyed the economy
September 16, 2026 at 6:24 PM
every single republican president of my lifetime has started a war in the middle east and destroyed the economy
today is a perfect day to hit the gym, eat taco bell, and get thoroughly stoned
September 16, 2026 at 7:58 PM
today is a perfect day to hit the gym, eat taco bell, and get thoroughly stoned
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Look I can't make you leave twitter but if you're gonna stay there do you have to take fucking screenshots and show me. Jesus wept. You are addicted to making yourself mad.
September 16, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Look I can't make you leave twitter but if you're gonna stay there do you have to take fucking screenshots and show me. Jesus wept. You are addicted to making yourself mad.
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What is the purpose of screenshotting random dipshits on a different platform. Who does this help.
September 16, 2026 at 7:56 PM
What is the purpose of screenshotting random dipshits on a different platform. Who does this help.
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one day I'mma make a video about the way so many people in recent years heard 'rest is radical' and went 'yea so long as I'm marginalized I shouldn't have to do more than I want to do' and that.......is not what that means
September 16, 2026 at 7:33 PM
one day I'mma make a video about the way so many people in recent years heard 'rest is radical' and went 'yea so long as I'm marginalized I shouldn't have to do more than I want to do' and that.......is not what that means