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RJ Aguiar
@damnitrj.bsky.social
Here. Queer. Could really use a beer.
What can I say, I’ve always contained multitudes…
October 3, 2026 at 11:59 PM
If you have employees who work full time and don’t earn a living wage, then you don’t own a business. You own a 21st century plantation, and history will treat you accordingly. Fight me.
September 30, 2026 at 11:36 PM
You don’t get to say shit about Ed Sheeran if you’re still consuming Harry Potter content. Full stop.
September 17, 2026 at 1:28 AM
The 80’s ChatGPT trend continues to prove that machines will never replace human beings. No machine mind can comprehend the sheer beautiful chaos of 80’s era hairdos.
September 11, 2026 at 7:32 AM
I’m getting really, really tired of having friends and members of my community die too young.
September 7, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I know everyone and their mom is eulogizing Dolly today…but can we also just acknowledge that part of why her passing is so awful is that she’s one of the very few people who managed to achieve every conceivable level of wealth and success and still STAY A GOOD PERSON?? Fuck, I hate this timeline.
August 26, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Having to pay to park anywhere is bullshit. If there’s not like a special event, why in the sweet fuck is the money I’m spending on local taxes or at your business also not covering the cost of having somewhere to park my car?
August 21, 2026 at 10:30 PM
I’m not saying that class tensions have reached a boiling point, but I am saying that I’m immediately suspicious of anyone who’s mentally well adjusted and thriving right now.
August 19, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Them: “Bluesky is dead!”
Me:
First Time Meme: Man with Noose
Alt: First Time Meme: James Franco in Buster Scruffs as Man with Noose asking “first time?”
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August 13, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I had SUCH a good time writing my cover letter for @bencollins.bsky.social and @realinfowars.bsky.social that I thought I might also share it with you guys, too. I’m REALLY proud of it…
August 3, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Serious question: will your job application portal be using any algorithmic tools to sort through resumes? I’m hoping to submit something creative, but I don’t want to end up shooting myself in the foot if it never ends up in front of a human eye.
This InfoWars caper is going a little too well. We need to staff up a bit.

We're hiring a Social Media Lead, who will help make InfoWars the network of the future. We need someone who is extraordinarily online, has big ideas for how things break through in 2026, and can pull those ideas off quick.
Social Media Lead, InfoWars at Global Tetrahedron
jobs.gusto.com
August 2, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I love how every wealthy person’s response when someone tries to check their privilege is “but I worked HARD for my money!” As if (a) we’re not ALL busting our asses constantly, and (b) at least half of them still benefitted from access that the rest of us can barely dream of.
July 23, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Lyft driver: “You live in the jungle”
Me: “Huh?”
“You live in the jungle”
“Do I?”
“Yeah…”

10 seconds go by

Driver: “There’s a lot of Black people here”
Me: “Yeah. Is that why they call it the jungle?”
“Yeah.”
“Who calls it that.”
“Everyone I know and I lived here 22 years.”
July 13, 2026 at 3:39 AM
I propose a new rule for Pride Month next year: Bi ladies can bring their straight boyfriends…but only if he wears a sexy lil maid outfit.
June 30, 2026 at 5:48 AM
I know a trap when I see one…
June 19, 2026 at 6:43 PM
It me! 😁
🚨 Issue Five is Live! 🚨

Featuring a Q&A with @ceraunthedivanun.bsky.social and works by more than 30 LGBTQ+ artists from the online #PRIDE exhibition. Plus @damnitrj.bsky.social on the cover! ☺️

It’s a great day…
… to grab a copy!
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#gayart #gayartist #queerart #queerartist
June 19, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I need for them to release a version of this new Euphoria season with Cassie and Nate’s story line cut out. Their characters are absolutely insufferable.
April 17, 2026 at 5:51 PM
I’ve worked in a lot of different industries: food service, retail, media, tech, fitness, marketing… you know what I’ve never seen? A CEO that was truly smarter or more capable than an above average employee.
April 16, 2026 at 7:53 PM
If you need any more proof that pets adopt the behaviors of their owners, here’s one of @justjtay.bsky.social’s cats being a little pit pig…
April 9, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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Here’s your yearly reminder that the owner of Coachella is a anti-queer, Billionaire Republican 🫶
April 11, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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Who said porn can’t be ART? 🎨
@damnitrj.bsky.social @justjtay.bsky.social
February 25, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Which phase of Late Stage Capitalism is it where we have terms and conditions and a mandatory arbitration agreement on a container of COLLAGEN FUCKING PEPTIDES??
February 25, 2026 at 9:18 PM
“It appears the crime rate of CBP agents and offices was higher PER CAPITA than the crime rate of undocumented immigrants in the United States…”
ANYONE SHOCKED? Actually you will be when you read the full report: www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...
Accountability for ICE and CBP
However bad you think the corruption and misconduct at ICE and CBP is — the reality is far far worse.
www.doomsdayscenario.co
February 3, 2026 at 7:23 AM
THIS ✨DIVA✨
February 3, 2026 at 6:04 AM
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Tom Morello live in Minneapolis
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM