Dana Gould
@danagould.bsky.social
Comedian, Writer, The Dana Gould Hour Podcast, Hanging With Dr. Z, I was Gex (you read that right)
I heard that Big Pussy died and immediately sent flowers to Kay Ballard’s husband.
August 2, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I heard that Big Pussy died and immediately sent flowers to Kay Ballard’s husband.
“I moved to Texas to be free, maaaaan.”
July 31, 2026 at 10:04 PM
“I moved to Texas to be free, maaaaan.”
Whoever came up with the phrase, “Kill two birds with one stone,” hated birds and thought stones were valuable.
July 21, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Whoever came up with the phrase, “Kill two birds with one stone,” hated birds and thought stones were valuable.
Congratulations to the lovely couple that climbed the Empire State Building.
July 2, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Congratulations to the lovely couple that climbed the Empire State Building.
If The Six Million Dollar Man was made today, it would just be a really cool foot and a bunch of guts.
June 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
If The Six Million Dollar Man was made today, it would just be a really cool foot and a bunch of guts.
Spencer Pratt declares maturity level by threatening to run away from home if he doesn’t get what he wants.
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Spencer Pratt vows to leave LA and find 'last American Dream' in another city if mayoral bid fails
Spencer Pratt admitted he won't rebuild his Palisades wildfire-destroyed home unless he wins LA's mayoral race, and threatened to leave the city otherwise.
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May 31, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Spencer Pratt declares maturity level by threatening to run away from home if he doesn’t get what he wants.
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FIGHT breaks out on FIGHT SHOW! CNN issues statement about FIGHT on FIGHT SHOW! Social media on fire over FIGHT on FIGHT SHOW! Everyone talking about FIGHT on FIGHT SHOW!
For the love of God, it is time to fire Scott Jennings - my latest on Substack open.substack.com/pub/jimacost...
FIRE SCOTT JENNINGS
Trump wants Kimmel fired. But Jennings and Jesse Watters get to keep their jobs?
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May 2, 2026 at 8:31 PM
FIGHT breaks out on FIGHT SHOW! CNN issues statement about FIGHT on FIGHT SHOW! Social media on fire over FIGHT on FIGHT SHOW! Everyone talking about FIGHT on FIGHT SHOW!
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Dems need to keep hitting the corruption issue HARD. Make the word inseparable in voters’ minds from Trump and the GOP. Ossoff does a good job here—and it’s an immense relief to hear him talk about Kushner:
If you watch and share one thing today make at this. Why is every democrat in the country not talking like this?
April 19, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Dems need to keep hitting the corruption issue HARD. Make the word inseparable in voters’ minds from Trump and the GOP. Ossoff does a good job here—and it’s an immense relief to hear him talk about Kushner:
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Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism
April 18, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism
“It's supposed to be me as a doctor, making people better and I do make people better.”
April 18, 2026 at 4:01 PM
“It's supposed to be me as a doctor, making people better and I do make people better.”
Trump threatening to destroy an entire civilization to get Iran to the table proves that he’s a Master Negotiator. The same way you shit in your hand and rub it into your hair when you’re on an airplane and want more pretzels.
April 7, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Trump threatening to destroy an entire civilization to get Iran to the table proves that he’s a Master Negotiator. The same way you shit in your hand and rub it into your hair when you’re on an airplane and want more pretzels.
My assumption is tonight he’ll announce a “breakthrough in talks,” and nothing will happen.
Although in reality, nothing at all will have happened.
We are the prisoner of a man who’s lost what very little sanity he had left.
I could be wrong.
Although in reality, nothing at all will have happened.
We are the prisoner of a man who’s lost what very little sanity he had left.
I could be wrong.
April 7, 2026 at 3:35 PM
My assumption is tonight he’ll announce a “breakthrough in talks,” and nothing will happen.
Although in reality, nothing at all will have happened.
We are the prisoner of a man who’s lost what very little sanity he had left.
I could be wrong.
Although in reality, nothing at all will have happened.
We are the prisoner of a man who’s lost what very little sanity he had left.
I could be wrong.
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In an age of creeping relativism, a universal moral law still exists.
Threatening to end an entire civilization of 90 million people in order to bend a nation’s conduct to your will is grossly morally wrong. It is evil. And we should say this loudly.
Threatening to end an entire civilization of 90 million people in order to bend a nation’s conduct to your will is grossly morally wrong. It is evil. And we should say this loudly.
April 7, 2026 at 2:45 PM
In an age of creeping relativism, a universal moral law still exists.
Threatening to end an entire civilization of 90 million people in order to bend a nation’s conduct to your will is grossly morally wrong. It is evil. And we should say this loudly.
Threatening to end an entire civilization of 90 million people in order to bend a nation’s conduct to your will is grossly morally wrong. It is evil. And we should say this loudly.
The U.S. will emerge from this period diminished as a world power, absent the alliances that once made us dominant.
That’s good. Because we are not a serious people.
A serious people would not have elected him. Or put up with this. Unserious people shouldn’t be trusted.
And won’t be.
That’s good. Because we are not a serious people.
A serious people would not have elected him. Or put up with this. Unserious people shouldn’t be trusted.
And won’t be.
April 7, 2026 at 5:58 AM
The U.S. will emerge from this period diminished as a world power, absent the alliances that once made us dominant.
That’s good. Because we are not a serious people.
A serious people would not have elected him. Or put up with this. Unserious people shouldn’t be trusted.
And won’t be.
That’s good. Because we are not a serious people.
A serious people would not have elected him. Or put up with this. Unserious people shouldn’t be trusted.
And won’t be.
They need an emoji for “in a nutshell.”
April 4, 2026 at 8:48 PM
They need an emoji for “in a nutshell.”
Iran has 48 hours before they’re given two more weeks.
April 4, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Iran has 48 hours before they’re given two more weeks.
It’s beautiful to watch. He consulted no one and his stepped into a minefield immune to his bullshit.
The BEST case scenario is U.S. influence in the mideast is ceded to China. The Iranian regime emerges more secure and America weaker.
The trick will be watching him say that’s a good thing.
The BEST case scenario is U.S. influence in the mideast is ceded to China. The Iranian regime emerges more secure and America weaker.
The trick will be watching him say that’s a good thing.
April 4, 2026 at 3:47 PM
It’s beautiful to watch. He consulted no one and his stepped into a minefield immune to his bullshit.
The BEST case scenario is U.S. influence in the mideast is ceded to China. The Iranian regime emerges more secure and America weaker.
The trick will be watching him say that’s a good thing.
The BEST case scenario is U.S. influence in the mideast is ceded to China. The Iranian regime emerges more secure and America weaker.
The trick will be watching him say that’s a good thing.
BREAKING: “In desperate move to save her job, Pam Bondi offers to eat her own poop.”
April 2, 2026 at 5:45 PM
BREAKING: “In desperate move to save her job, Pam Bondi offers to eat her own poop.”