Dan Bongard
@danbongard.bsky.social
Software engineer, video game enthusiast, guinea pig owner, exiled Californian, anti-fascist. Pronouns he/him, or "that nerd" if you went to school with me.
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Dem leaders: Impeachment is a waste of time that doesn't accomplish anything!
GOP leaders: We must seal the House and flee the city to avoid the consequences of this looming impeachment vote
GOP leaders: We must seal the House and flee the city to avoid the consequences of this looming impeachment vote
House Cancels Votes to Avoid Embarrassment Over Hegseth Impeachment
Republicans are sending members of Congress home early to avoid a vote on the impeachment of Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth.
newrepublic.com
September 16, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Dem leaders: Impeachment is a waste of time that doesn't accomplish anything!
GOP leaders: We must seal the House and flee the city to avoid the consequences of this looming impeachment vote
GOP leaders: We must seal the House and flee the city to avoid the consequences of this looming impeachment vote
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I just got a frantic call from Allison Statham. She's the mother of Haley Oliveaux, the girl Chris Duncan was wrongly convicted of killing.
She says the police are now at her door and demanding a DNA sample. They're threatening to arrest her.
She says the police are now at her door and demanding a DNA sample. They're threatening to arrest her.
The framing of Chris Duncan: Part Two
“God doesn’t let innocent babies die for no reason. Somebody has to be punished.”
radleybalko.substack.com
September 16, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I just got a frantic call from Allison Statham. She's the mother of Haley Oliveaux, the girl Chris Duncan was wrongly convicted of killing.
She says the police are now at her door and demanding a DNA sample. They're threatening to arrest her.
She says the police are now at her door and demanding a DNA sample. They're threatening to arrest her.
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One side of this war has an elected legislature but it doesn't really have any power compared to the supreme leader and the council of guardian jurists, and the other is Iran.
September 16, 2026 at 4:46 AM
One side of this war has an elected legislature but it doesn't really have any power compared to the supreme leader and the council of guardian jurists, and the other is Iran.
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Some of those that work forces
Are the same that fuck horses
Are the same that fuck horses
FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
The FBI has reportedly relaxed hiring standards that previously automatically disqualified applicants who admitted to hiring prostitutes, engaging in bestiality, or stealing from an employer.
The post FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’ first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
September 10, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that fuck horses
Are the same that fuck horses
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Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
September 15, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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A Vance presidency could only be called the Ottoman Empire.
September 11, 2026 at 2:23 AM
A Vance presidency could only be called the Ottoman Empire.
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mfw my employer donated to the ballroom fund but I have to hit "i understand" during anti-bribery training.
September 9, 2026 at 4:25 PM
mfw my employer donated to the ballroom fund but I have to hit "i understand" during anti-bribery training.
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Photo of the decade: AfD leader Alice Weidel
September 9, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Photo of the decade: AfD leader Alice Weidel
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I read today in an article in The Daily Beast that some military leaders have privately begun referring to Pete Hegseth with the nickname "No Tab Pete" and I nearly spit my drink out.
I then realized that everyone should have the knowledge to appreciate this ruthless nickname.
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I then realized that everyone should have the knowledge to appreciate this ruthless nickname.
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September 5, 2026 at 1:56 AM
I read today in an article in The Daily Beast that some military leaders have privately begun referring to Pete Hegseth with the nickname "No Tab Pete" and I nearly spit my drink out.
I then realized that everyone should have the knowledge to appreciate this ruthless nickname.
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I then realized that everyone should have the knowledge to appreciate this ruthless nickname.
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I have heard of... Ms. Rachel and, unfortunately, Hasan Piker.
it’s that time of year again, Rolling Stone released their list of the top 25 content creators, which is actually a test of how old and out of touch you are… the lower your score, the more out of touch
i’ve heard of 11 out of 25
i’ve heard of 11 out of 25
25 Most Influential Creators of 2026
From breakout comedians and beauty experts to fashion newcomers and political stars, here are some of the biggest voices shaping the internet in 2026.
www.rollingstone.com
August 31, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I have heard of... Ms. Rachel and, unfortunately, Hasan Piker.
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There's no forgiving this. No living it down. It's a stain on our humanity. When all this is over, the monsters who did this should be pariahs. And the soulless thugs who cheered it on while dehumanizing Haitian immigrants should be reminded of what they did every day of their lives.
The situation in Haiti is terrifying. On Sunday, 150 gunmen swept down on a town to kill, rape, loot, and burn. 22 people were executed in a churchyard. 52 were taken hostage.
Stephen Miller mockingly says Haiti is safe and ICE just sent its second deportation flight this month; with kids on board.
Stephen Miller mockingly says Haiti is safe and ICE just sent its second deportation flight this month; with kids on board.
August 28, 2026 at 9:46 PM
There's no forgiving this. No living it down. It's a stain on our humanity. When all this is over, the monsters who did this should be pariahs. And the soulless thugs who cheered it on while dehumanizing Haitian immigrants should be reminded of what they did every day of their lives.
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dudes will always find a way to rock
August 23, 2026 at 9:14 PM
dudes will always find a way to rock
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Twelve years ago, jagoffs pretended to care about "ethics in video game journalism" and other jagoffs pretended to believe them. It worked so they didn't stop.
We're tired of this game now, right? It's boring. It's insulting. From now on we go "lol no fuck off."
We're tired of this game now, right? It's boring. It's insulting. From now on we go "lol no fuck off."
Today let's all, as a species, agree to stop pretending to believe that right-wing trolls and fascists are arguing in good faith.
This will fix at least 50% of all problems immediately.
Thank you!
This will fix at least 50% of all problems immediately.
Thank you!
August 15, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Twelve years ago, jagoffs pretended to care about "ethics in video game journalism" and other jagoffs pretended to believe them. It worked so they didn't stop.
We're tired of this game now, right? It's boring. It's insulting. From now on we go "lol no fuck off."
We're tired of this game now, right? It's boring. It's insulting. From now on we go "lol no fuck off."
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this rocks because Elon Musk cribbed so much of his edgelord sense of humour from this game, another tragic misunderstanding of comedy from the man who wanted to legalize it
Incredible stuff from Cards Against Humanity, who is now building a monument to interfere with SpaceX.
August 14, 2026 at 4:11 PM
this rocks because Elon Musk cribbed so much of his edgelord sense of humour from this game, another tragic misunderstanding of comedy from the man who wanted to legalize it
Favorite films from the 1980s:
1980 Mad Max
1981 Dragonslayer
1982 The Thing
1983 A Christmas Story
1984 The Terminator
1985 Day of the Dead
1986 Stand By Me
1987 Angel Heart
1988 Beetlejuice
1989 The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
1980 Mad Max
1981 Dragonslayer
1982 The Thing
1983 A Christmas Story
1984 The Terminator
1985 Day of the Dead
1986 Stand By Me
1987 Angel Heart
1988 Beetlejuice
1989 The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
Favourite films from the 1980s:
1980 The Shining
1981 Lola
1982 The King of Comedy
1983 A Nos Amours
1984 Broadway Danny Rose
1985 Mishima
1986 Blue Velvet
1987 Wings of Desire
1988 Distant Voices, Still Lives
1989 The Asthenic Syndrome
#FilmSky
1980 The Shining
1981 Lola
1982 The King of Comedy
1983 A Nos Amours
1984 Broadway Danny Rose
1985 Mishima
1986 Blue Velvet
1987 Wings of Desire
1988 Distant Voices, Still Lives
1989 The Asthenic Syndrome
#FilmSky
August 12, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Favorite films from the 1980s:
1980 Mad Max
1981 Dragonslayer
1982 The Thing
1983 A Christmas Story
1984 The Terminator
1985 Day of the Dead
1986 Stand By Me
1987 Angel Heart
1988 Beetlejuice
1989 The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
1980 Mad Max
1981 Dragonslayer
1982 The Thing
1983 A Christmas Story
1984 The Terminator
1985 Day of the Dead
1986 Stand By Me
1987 Angel Heart
1988 Beetlejuice
1989 The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
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Im gonna start a rumour that it's woke to NOT stare at the eclipse and see what happens.
August 12, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Im gonna start a rumour that it's woke to NOT stare at the eclipse and see what happens.
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I know which America I choose.
August 9, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I know which America I choose.
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July 15, 2026 at 11:17 AM
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June 25, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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Jonathan Ross is the man who shot and killed Renee Good.
Two ICE agents tracked down a woman *inside a polling place* yesterday. Why?
They demanded that she take down an Instagram post in which she named Jonathan Ross as the man who shot & killed Renee Good (after the Star Tribune identified Ross). www.syracuse.com/news/2026/06...
They demanded that she take down an Instagram post in which she named Jonathan Ross as the man who shot & killed Renee Good (after the Star Tribune identified Ross). www.syracuse.com/news/2026/06...
Federal agents track down Syracuse woman, demand she remove Instagram post about ICE
She believes the warning was related to a post about the ICE agent who shot Renee Good in Minneapolis.
www.syracuse.com
June 25, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Jonathan Ross is the man who shot and killed Renee Good.
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Not going to lie, since his campaign office drama a few months ago I really haven't understood. Everything people seem to like? The stuff he says now. The bad stuff? Pretty much all his actions. He only has a personal voting record, not one like a state senator where we can scrutinize.
June 5, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Not going to lie, since his campaign office drama a few months ago I really haven't understood. Everything people seem to like? The stuff he says now. The bad stuff? Pretty much all his actions. He only has a personal voting record, not one like a state senator where we can scrutinize.
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dudes rock
Absolutely bonkers footage of Ukrainian soldiers shooting down Russian drones in prop planes with shotguns. Not ai, came from an official Ukrainian account and verified by the WSJ.
May 1, 2026 at 5:44 PM
dudes rock