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DancingMonkey
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I love #cats and other cute #animals.
I love flowers, gardens and beautiful landscapes.
Today's pleasant weather tempted me to go outside.
I started walking, but my paws, accustomed to soft carpets, could no longer tolerate this rough ground. So I looked for a comfortable place to wait for my owner to find me and take me home in her arms.🐾🐈
#cats #catsofbluesky
September 15, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Attention cat owners!
The Cat Council held a meeting and made the following decision.
1§ Every owner who is unable to be available to their cat 24 hours a day - of course, to the appropriate and expected standard - is required to purchase a device such as this.🐈
#cats #catsofbluesky
September 14, 2026 at 4:25 PM
It hurt that my owner didn’t receive my nightly meowing concert with the proper artistic reverence. Yet I deserve some recognition for trying to keep her in good physical and mental condition through regular nighttime wake-ups and cultural programs. But she shows no gratitude.🐈‍⬛
#cats #catsofbluesky
September 12, 2026 at 5:12 PM
You wouldn't believe it, but my owner said she’s really envious of me. Not because I can laze around as much as I want, but because of what I’m doing right now. I reminded her of her childhood, when she used to do a somersault on the railing whenever she saw one.🐈
#cats #catsofbluesky
September 11, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I looked up what "good" means. It means something like useful, pleasant, appropriate or meeting expectations.
I think I always do good things. But unfortunately, I live with an extremely negative woman because there are many things that I consider good, but she doesn’t. 🐈
#cats #catsofbluesky
September 9, 2026 at 4:18 PM
My eating habits have changed. I refuse to eat anything other than cat food in gravy. My owner tries ham and sausage in vain. I used to beg for these. Now I look at them as if were unknown kitchen by-products. She says I'm spoiled but I just recognized quality gastronomy.🐈‍⬛
#cats #catsofbluesky
September 8, 2026 at 5:25 PM
My owner went to work to earn money for my delicacies. And what did she buy? A new pair of shoes for herself. It’s outrageous that she’s so irresponsible with the money meant for my delicacies. I think she should go barefoot because it's healthy, especially in the morning dew.🐈
#cats #catsofbluesky
September 7, 2026 at 5:33 PM
This morning I decided to do notthing all day.. And I meant it. I was preparing for the World Championship of Doing Nothing. Then the smell of roast meat appeared in the air. A cat can’t rigidly stick to its original plans in such situation. I immediately ran to the kitchen.🍗🐈
#cats #catsofbluesky
September 6, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Finally, Friday evening is here, the gateway to the weekend. Weekday obligations are over and It’s time to recharge.
Have a fun, lazy weekend. Let the rest and relaxation begin.
If you don't feel like doing anything, just say you're in cat mode.🐈‍⬛
#cats #catsofbluesky
September 4, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I looked at myself in the mirror this afternoon and I saw a beautiful cat. I think I’m the most beautiful in the world. Of course, I suspected.
We cats just have a way of sensing certain things about ourselves. But it’s different when we’re faced with the facts.🪞🐈
#cats #catsofbluesky
September 3, 2026 at 4:47 PM
A little rest is nice on a full stomach. Make yourself comfortable and relax for the rest of the day you too.
In my opinion, 16 hours of sleep a day, regular meals, appropriate staff, plentiful treats and ignoring humans who cause stress are enough to feel good. It worked for me.
#cat #catsofbluesky
September 2, 2026 at 5:30 PM
On the first day of meteorological autumn, schoolbags are filled again. 🍂📚📓🖊️📐🐈‍⬛Summer waves goodbye, autumn is approaching, the school bell calls thousands of students to school. Learning is important, because we have to learn a lot to realize how little we really know.
#cats #catsofbluesky
September 1, 2026 at 4:03 PM
When my owner got home, she immediately started eating. I told her that according to our traditions, I should eat first, but she said that I’d already eaten twice, while she hadn’t eaten even once. It was only thanks to luck and my tenacity that I didn't starve to death.🐈‍⬛
#cats #catsofbluesky
August 30, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Dinner was ready, but my owner didn't get to serve it because the phone rang and someone wanted to talk with her. Since I was really hungry, I solvedthe problem myself. As for me, she can chatter away for as long as she wants now because I'm almost full.🐾🐈
#cats #catsofbluesky
August 28, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Sometimes I just lie here in silence, staring into space, and wonder why my owner tells me I’m not allowed to do something, or that it’s not mine, or that's enough, no more.
I'm a cat. I don't have rules, I have expectations. And it is her honorable task to fulfill these.🐈‍⬛
#cats #catsofbluesky
August 27, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Today is World Dog Day. This day isn’t just about dogs that already have a good life. It's also about the fact that no dog should be without safety, proper care and human responsibility.
Since today is a holiday, I gave my friend a gift and I allow him to take center stage today.🐶🐱
#cats #dogs
August 26, 2026 at 5:11 PM
My dinner should have been here two minutes ago.
I hereby command the scientists to immediately develop an self-refilling cat food bowl.
I never want to see my face, distorted by the agony of hunger, reflected at the bottom of an empty bowl ever again.🐈‍⬛
#cats #catsofbluesky
August 24, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I arranged myself a fantastic dinner. Every bite was heaven. Supposedly, it wasn’t made for me but what does it matter since everything here is mine.
When I moved here, I became the master of the house and accepted the person living here as my servant. So the decision is mine.🐈
#cats #catsofbluesky
August 22, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I don't know what my owner might have been doing at work, but she's being paid for a whole week not to go to work. I was happy she was staying home but then she started cleaning. After that, she went swimming and I really hope the chlorine killed her desire to vacuum.🐈‍⬛
#cats #catsofbluesky
August 21, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Sometimes in life you find a special friend, someone who changes your life simply by being a part of it.
I’m glad I met this beautiful little calf and that we became friends, because life without friends is like the ocean without tuna.🐄🐈‍⬛
#cats #catsofbluesky
August 19, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I bet you a big portion of tuna that you'll assume the worst about me after seeing this.
I think you think I pushed it down. Am I right?
I'm sure I won because it stayed in place, as I was just checking to see if it was standing stable.🐈‍⬛
#cats #catsofbluesky
August 18, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Forget superstitions. On Black Cat Appreciation Day, I want to make it clear that the black cat is a lovable, lucky charm four-legged creature with a built-in purr.
I'm sending you all a dose of luck. May your day be filled with good things, laughter and of course, good luck.🍀🐈‍⬛
#cats #catsofbluesky
August 17, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I spent the afternoon doing yoga. I practiced several poses, but I found this one so comfortable that I fell into a deep, peaceful sleep.🐈‍⬛
If you have trouble sleeping, I recommend trying this pose.💤
#cats #catsofbluesky
August 15, 2026 at 5:10 PM
My owner makes the bed every single day. Then I lie down on it every single day. She straightens it again. I lie down on it again. She keeps things tidy, I’m creative.
I think what makes a house feel like homey is that you can see there’s a cat living there, too.🐈‍⬛
#cats #catsofbluesky
August 14, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Today I released my pent-up energy. While running, I accidentally bumped into the TV, which - thanks to my owner's quick reflexes - didn't get acquainted with the floor. She hasn't spoken to me since but her pulse and blood pressure have returned to a range compatible with life.
#cats #catsofbluesky
August 12, 2026 at 4:53 PM