Dan Donnelly
@dandonnelly.ca
Not that kind of doctor. Stand-up comic, marginal streamer, ex-academic.
My shows: @andascotchegg.com
dandonnelly.ca
My shows: @andascotchegg.com
dandonnelly.ca
25 years ago Americans said 'never forget' and then elected two presidents and several members of congress with advanced dementia
September 11, 2026 at 4:44 PM
25 years ago Americans said 'never forget' and then elected two presidents and several members of congress with advanced dementia
Drake's Toronto mansion flooded in yesterday's rain and he's very upset about it, which is odd considering his usual attitude about getting something conceived in 2015 wet downstairs.
September 3, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Drake's Toronto mansion flooded in yesterday's rain and he's very upset about it, which is odd considering his usual attitude about getting something conceived in 2015 wet downstairs.
The fact that our phones make the same warning noise for thunderstorms and Amber Alerts is, if anything, evidence in favour of the existence of Zeus
September 2, 2026 at 10:59 PM
The fact that our phones make the same warning noise for thunderstorms and Amber Alerts is, if anything, evidence in favour of the existence of Zeus
It's a good thing Arday never officially resigned at Glasgow so he has something to fall back on
August 5, 2026 at 9:40 PM
It's a good thing Arday never officially resigned at Glasgow so he has something to fall back on
Every so often when I need to look something up in Japanese I mistype 'jisho' as 'josho' and get some Australian guy
August 1, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Every so often when I need to look something up in Japanese I mistype 'jisho' as 'josho' and get some Australian guy
My least favourite video game genre is indie games where the team has clearly poured their collective heart and soul into absolutely nailing an aesthetic and then the writing is so ass none of it matters
July 18, 2026 at 3:09 PM
My least favourite video game genre is indie games where the team has clearly poured their collective heart and soul into absolutely nailing an aesthetic and then the writing is so ass none of it matters
After the failed attempts with Susan B. Anthony and Sacagawea I'm glad the Treasury finally figured out a way to get the average American excited about dollar coins
July 17, 2026 at 1:09 AM
After the failed attempts with Susan B. Anthony and Sacagawea I'm glad the Treasury finally figured out a way to get the average American excited about dollar coins
Chiquita, narrated by Plumbert Plumbert
July 11, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Chiquita, narrated by Plumbert Plumbert
Toronto has never felt more like Paris...with Germans marching through the streets and a Vichy regime to our south
June 21, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Toronto has never felt more like Paris...with Germans marching through the streets and a Vichy regime to our south
Unicorn Overlord uses this ersatz Adagio for Strings during the 'tragic' scenes and it yanks me out of narrative every time it drifts in and out of direct quotation
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCUo...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCUo...
Unicorn Overlord OST - Tragic
YouTube video by sleeping0dragon
www.youtube.com
May 27, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Unicorn Overlord uses this ersatz Adagio for Strings during the 'tragic' scenes and it yanks me out of narrative every time it drifts in and out of direct quotation
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCUo...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCUo...
Writing a Bleach/Les Mis crossover doujin called Inspector Javel
May 27, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Writing a Bleach/Les Mis crossover doujin called Inspector Javel
The only place in Boston where no one ate beans
April 24, 2026 at 3:25 AM
The only place in Boston where no one ate beans
-寿司屋さん! 飛び子を一人ください。
-あの、飛び子を一つってつもりですか？
-いいえ。
-あの、飛び子を一つってつもりですか？
-いいえ。
April 1, 2026 at 8:01 PM
-寿司屋さん! 飛び子を一人ください。
-あの、飛び子を一つってつもりですか？
-いいえ。
-あの、飛び子を一つってつもりですか？
-いいえ。
Presumably students are now just asking Claude to do it for them
March 26, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Presumably students are now just asking Claude to do it for them
I'm so glad Gavin Newsom can serve as living proof that an ordinary schlub with a 960 SAT score, a state appeals court judge father, and an oil billionaire family friend can become governor of California
March 13, 2026 at 4:24 AM
I'm so glad Gavin Newsom can serve as living proof that an ordinary schlub with a 960 SAT score, a state appeals court judge father, and an oil billionaire family friend can become governor of California
Whenever I see this old chestnut pop up on the internet I think that the show should be hosted by @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social as a kind of meta joke and the contestants' only clue to what is really going on.
March 9, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Whenever I see this old chestnut pop up on the internet I think that the show should be hosted by @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social as a kind of meta joke and the contestants' only clue to what is really going on.
In addition to creating the essay, Montaigne was the first to pair a Fu Manchu moustache with cartoon baby hair
March 1, 2026 at 2:04 AM
In addition to creating the essay, Montaigne was the first to pair a Fu Manchu moustache with cartoon baby hair
But we can all agree 'Operation Epic Fury' sounds like the name of a 4chan raid on a company that makes DRM for hentai games
March 1, 2026 at 1:30 AM
But we can all agree 'Operation Epic Fury' sounds like the name of a 4chan raid on a company that makes DRM for hentai games
New vocabulary proposal: if you undergo twink death and are not reincarnated as a daddy you become a twombie
February 18, 2026 at 11:47 PM
New vocabulary proposal: if you undergo twink death and are not reincarnated as a daddy you become a twombie
Erosion is cancelled.
I do think it's funny how these natural features always seem to fit in with local culture, e.g. Italy had this arch symbolizing love and romance while New Hampshire had an old man living alone on a mountain because he thought sales tax was theft
I do think it's funny how these natural features always seem to fit in with local culture, e.g. Italy had this arch symbolizing love and romance while New Hampshire had an old man living alone on a mountain because he thought sales tax was theft
February 16, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Erosion is cancelled.
I do think it's funny how these natural features always seem to fit in with local culture, e.g. Italy had this arch symbolizing love and romance while New Hampshire had an old man living alone on a mountain because he thought sales tax was theft
I do think it's funny how these natural features always seem to fit in with local culture, e.g. Italy had this arch symbolizing love and romance while New Hampshire had an old man living alone on a mountain because he thought sales tax was theft
Olympic figure skating is a lot like a middle school gym class in 1985 in that it involves a twink bottom trying to pass as masc by being athletic, nobody buying it, and a bunch of people throwing stuff at him before he starts crying.
February 12, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Olympic figure skating is a lot like a middle school gym class in 1985 in that it involves a twink bottom trying to pass as masc by being athletic, nobody buying it, and a bunch of people throwing stuff at him before he starts crying.
Reposted by Dan Donnelly
Our first live epiode at #TorontoComiCon is now online!
Check it out on YouTube or our website: andascotchegg.com
youtu.be/XaFgL0sikTY
Check it out on YouTube or our website: andascotchegg.com
youtu.be/XaFgL0sikTY
Comedy Game Showdown - Live from Toronto ComiCon 2023! (Full Episode)
YouTube video by And a Scotch Egg
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Our first live epiode at #TorontoComiCon is now online!
Check it out on YouTube or our website: andascotchegg.com
youtu.be/XaFgL0sikTY
Check it out on YouTube or our website: andascotchegg.com
youtu.be/XaFgL0sikTY
While you're waiting for our next live show in Toronto Mar 3, check out the recording of our trip to #montrealfringe!
youtu.be/xxTdEmRnA9A
youtu.be/xxTdEmRnA9A
Comedy Game Showdown - Live from Montreal Fringe! (Full Episode)
YouTube video by And a Scotch Egg
youtu.be
January 29, 2026 at 9:50 AM
While you're waiting for our next live show in Toronto Mar 3, check out the recording of our trip to #montrealfringe!
youtu.be/xxTdEmRnA9A
youtu.be/xxTdEmRnA9A
January 28, 2026 at 10:57 PM