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dangerwillrobinson
@dangerwrites.bsky.social
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Your local smut peddler and cringefail millennial

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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · Feb 10
some assembly required

1/1 | Explicit | 13k |
#kingdon #dangerwrites

🔗 - archiveofourown.org/works/79223656
a photo collage of Mel King and Frank Langdon from the Pitt. The IKEA cartoons from the instruction manual is in the center. He should leave it at that. He should leave, period. They’re skating on the edge of a line so thin it might as well be nonexistent, but it’s there. There is a way that this moment ends and nothing much changes between them. There is a way for them to go back to everything being the way it was before, the way it should be. The right way. The safe way. They can go back to being work friends, or whatever it is that they are, and this night can just be a vaguely awkward memory. It starts with him stepping back. It starts with him saying goodnight. It starts with him heading towards the door. It starts with… “Hey, listen to me.” He takes her gently by the chin to coax her to look at him. When she does, when he’s certain she’s listening to him, he says, low and quiet and just for her, “You are easy to love.” Then, because she doesn’t pull away, and because she’s looking up at him in a way that makes something physical and real ache in a part of his chest that’s felt cold and empty for a long time, and because he’s never been very good at impulse control, he kisses her on the cheek.
dangerwrites.bsky.social
Portrait of an American in Scotland. Digital media, 2026.
A hairdryer facing a pair of visibly damp socks and sneakers on a tile floor
October 5, 2026 at 7:56 PM
dangerwrites.bsky.social
unrelated to my last post:
Scotland. Your consistent water pressure is an engineering marvel. I beg you to discover the humble ceiling fan
October 4, 2026 at 7:51 PM
dangerwrites.bsky.social
Moratorium on ‘slutty little __’ as a descriptor. “Slutty little earring,” “slutty little tattoo,” etc.. You people don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. Those aren’t sluts. They’re never sluts. None of these men fuck. And they definitely don’t fuck normal
October 4, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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kiwipon.bsky.social
Another year, another @basicwitgirl.bsky.social birthday to celebrate! Slowly collecting all the game husbands hahaha, Here a lil piece of the lovely Alistair from dragon Age Origins, the og cinammon roll.

Happy Bday Basic 🎆
Illustration of Alistar, cahracter from Dragon Age origins. Alistair is wearingg the inquisition updated Greywarden armour as he stans on a field of flowers( poppies and more) . The bg is a nightime scene with bigg clouds and starfall in a deep teal and blues palette and the cahracter is shined upon by a bright red light, cotnrastic heavily with the blueish background. he is standing with one hand( left) touching the tall grass/flowers and the otehr hand( right) holding his sword that hangs from his belt closeup of Alistair looking up in the sky
October 2, 2026 at 1:31 PM
dangerwrites.bsky.social
legit sobbing, don't mind me
Mariners Fans Leave Heartfelt Messages for Longtime Broadcaster Rick Rizzs Before His Retirement
YouTube video by Seattle Mariners
www.youtube.com
September 25, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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v0idm0nster.bsky.social
Burnout's no joke kids
A cat on a space and sky background that says "sorry i havent finished a project in months, i have been at war with myself"
September 3, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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lookoutlanding.bsky.social
the 2026 Mariners have officially been eliminated from postseason contention
September 24, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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remedygames.com
Nothing stays contained forever. CONTROL Resonant is out now.

Wield the Aberrant. Find your sister. Fight for control.

We will see you in altered Manhattan.

🖼️ Art by Sampo Rask

#CONTROLResonant
An illustration by Sampo Rask of Jesse and Dylan Faden from CONTROL Resonant. They are standing back to back, with their hands almost touching. There are papers flying around Dylan's feet, with various scribbles and doodles on them.
September 24, 2026 at 2:01 PM
dangerwrites.bsky.social
you are coming down with me, hand in unloveable hand. I hope you die. I hope we both die.
mlbbot.bsky.social MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 11d
The @marinersbot.bsky.social keep their season alive with a walk-off winner in extras!

(MLB x @FirehouseSubs)
Final Score Graphic F/10: Astros 5 (78-80), Mariners 6 (74-84) Pictured: Water is dumped on Josh Naylor after his walk-off hit. He wears a white Mariners uniform with a navy cap. MLB Extra Innings Presented by Firehouse Subs
September 24, 2026 at 5:55 AM
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mlbbot.bsky.social
Payton Tolle has done the impossible: gotten Yankees fans to love a Red Sox player 🤣
Payton Tolle stands on his left leg on the mound. He wears a white Red Sox uniform and dark blue cap. There are various screenshots of posts made on X from Yankees fans discussing how much they like Payton Tolle.
September 22, 2026 at 5:51 PM
dangerwrites.bsky.social
Anchorman: Ron Burgundy Says 'I Don't Believe You!'
ALT: Anchorman: Ron Burgundy Says 'I Don't Believe You!'
static.klipy.com
September 21, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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clairewillett.bsky.social
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
September 19, 2026 at 4:29 AM
dangerwrites.bsky.social
"Fuck them kids" - Ichiro Suzuki, apparently
mlbbot.bsky.social MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 17d
Ichiro Suzuki played in an All-Star Game against the best high school girl baseball players in Japan

At 52 years old, he threw a 127-pitch shutout with 17 strikeouts

He was throwing over 80 MPH 💪
Ichiro Suzuki winding up to pitch a baseball. Text reads: "127-pitch shutout at 52 years old."
September 18, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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sephiramy.bsky.social
how about some good news: new cat just dropped!!!!
a photo of a small, spotted wild cat, with orange fur and brown circular markings, staring up with big golden eyes. Meet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 Years A small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species. This 10-year-old male tiger cat is the first of his species (named Leopardus tilcayo) known to science. He is approximately 18 inches from head to end of body and weighs only 3 pounds, making him smaller than the average domestic cat. This video was captured at the Senda Verde Animal Refuge in Bolivia’s Yungas region, where he currently resides.
September 17, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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mlbbot.bsky.social
A member of the Braves Triple-A affiliate, the Gwinnett Stripers, rescued a kitten from traffic in late August, and the team called on fans to help name the cute kitty …

ChipPurr Jones was the runaway answer and the kitten (with the help of treats) threw out the first pitch ☺️

Via @GoStripers
September 17, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is standing in front of an older gentleman walking his dog in the park. The man, making a friendly gesture towards the little white dog, asks, “does he bite?” The older man replies, “no.” Panel 2: the little dog grabs the first man’s hand with his paw and gives the back of his hand a sensual smooch. Panel 3: the man pulls his hand back in disgust.
September 15, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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raxkingisdead.bsky.social
just leave me behind then! no problem! don’t let the door hit ya!
www.patreon.com/raxkingisdea...
If an Al future is what I'm getting left behind from, then Christ, just leave me behind. A girl can only pivot so much, hoss, and I hung up my pivotin' boots some time ago. I don't make videos even though that was supposedly the future of writing ten years ago — I mean, I guess I do, but they're little banjo practice videos for my friends, not expressions of a desperate careerist impulse. I use social media with the attention-crazed dopesickness of an addict, not the care and forethought of a professional, as any cursory read of my posts will confirm. I'm a writer by trade — a creative, as you might say — and here you are, running a business you don't even understand into the ground, deskilling my trade and experting a thank you when you explain how you're doing it. If I don't devalue myself the way you continually devalue me, you warn, I'll be left behind. Okay, says !! Quit making it my problem and go! The dust you leave me in will settle, and in the meantime, I will keep doing my work in much the way I've done it since I first became literate.
September 12, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
dailyrunway.bsky.social 𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒂⁠. 𓆩♡𓆪 @dailyrunway.bsky.social · 20d
Shailene Woodley in Balenciaga fw26 Couture at the #Emmys
September 15, 2026 at 3:01 AM
dangerwrites.bsky.social
September 13, 2026 at 4:44 AM
dangerwrites.bsky.social
Is it… is it 🍑 themed because of Cal’s ass

Is our theme of the decade Cal’s ass???
marinersbot.bsky.social Seattle Mariners @marinersbot.bsky.social · 23d
🔁 Reposted @MarinersStore
Quoted post by Mariners Team Store (@MarinersStore): 🍑 AVAILABLE NOW 🍑 Our EXCLUSIVE limited edition ‘20’s 59FIFTY Cap is available in-store only at the @TMobilePark Team Store!
September 12, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social
New instant classic just dropped
Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates file:///C:/Users/swilentz/Downloads/ 01_9781419791758_int_RTP_Iowres-2.pdf 9:59 AM • 9/12/26 • 174 Views
September 12, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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katamaridumassy.bsky.social
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21 the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
September 11, 2026 at 9:09 AM
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bencollins.bsky.social
We started a trade war with these people because the president, who has some sort of degenerative brain disease with visible bruises on his hand's injection site that the press doesn't talk about, was bored.
mark-carney.bsky.social Mark Carney @mark-carney.bsky.social · Mar 24
On 9/11, the people of Gander stepped up. They showed the very best of Canada.
September 11, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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mercyminx.bsky.social
Slowly saving the fat lazy parrot.
September 8, 2026 at 12:57 AM
dangerwrites.bsky.social
He did it for meeeeeeee
September 6, 2026 at 11:30 PM