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Full-time yapper into the abyss
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Welcome (back) to my yapping hell :)

You can only blame yourself for being here <3
Went through the royalist of royal fuck ups by sleeping through the whole day and becoming uncontactable from work and by anyone 😎

And the cherry on top of it all, my ex was still my emergency contact 🤩
April 27, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Idk being asked to be followed back not that long after I unfollowed cuz I don’t really interact after already being asked to be followed back in the first place… makes me not wanna follow back
March 31, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Gym pumps be getting so insane lately that I lowkey went “OH WHO IS U” when I saw the mirror in the middle of a rep 😶‍🌫️
March 24, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I fear the urge of being like every other twt-bsky switcher then betrayer creeping on me too 🫩
March 19, 2026 at 1:30 AM
May have whorebossed too close to the sun with that last post 🥸
March 15, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Ok nvm maybe this place can stay standing for a bit longer

Cleaner was here within minutes of emailing, swept the shrooms away, sprayed the mould to oblivion. Thought they’d do just a surface level clean. Nope now they got a handyman to replace the whole skirting 🤯🤯🤯 same day wtf that’s unheard of
Come join me on my journey as I make the joyous discovery of mushrooms growing very substantially in my bedroom, and then I studiously connect the dots to realise the debris that kept appearing on my bed… isn’t just debris! 😍😍😍😍 fuckkkk thisss I’m just gonna set everything on fire 😍😍😍😍
March 11, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Come join me on my journey as I make the joyous discovery of mushrooms growing very substantially in my bedroom, and then I studiously connect the dots to realise the debris that kept appearing on my bed… isn’t just debris! 😍😍😍😍 fuckkkk thisss I’m just gonna set everything on fire 😍😍😍😍
March 11, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Might be getting the confidence to post face on the nsfw accounts 😶‍🌫️ probs should sleep on it and see whether I’m just having a manic episode 😇
March 9, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I gotta be honest… been away doing… uhhhh… naughty things

Let’s just say I’m now sitting on about 70GB of… uhhhh… homemade fun time recordings 🥸
March 9, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Probably got the most insane fuck buddy cuz how was he able to keep going literally all night-
February 28, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Omg the by-election results wasn’t even close… it looked like a 3-way toss up between Labour, Greens, and Reform all around 30% of the vote

Only for Greens to actually win with 12 point margin at 40% vs Reform at 28% 🤯

There’s actually… hope??? 😱
February 27, 2026 at 10:31 AM
When my post-gym body looking extra tea it’s actually conflicting me 🫩 (really sounding like “oh no my steak too juicy and lobster too buttery”)

Cuz I know I haven’t really been eating properly recently largely thanks to work completely exhausting me…… but the body do be tea tho ☕️💅✨
February 25, 2026 at 1:47 AM
How do I mute all Americans on twt for a day? The Tourette’s - N-word “discourse” really is just proof critical thinking is dead over there 🙃
February 23, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Accidentally brought down the dev environment on Friday

I broke it before I could turn off the scheduled runs

So if it succeeds in resetting itself, it’s just going to break again when the schedule kicks in

Dev is still down this morning 😶‍🌫️
February 23, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Certainly had an eventful weekend 🤭

But I definitely need to go on a detox for a substantial amount of time 🫩
February 22, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I swear even my twt porn tl is now getting filled with more slop 🫩
February 21, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I’m gonna end up committing something with the way everything and everyone is pissing me off . _ .
February 19, 2026 at 12:52 PM
I may have to change my Grindr position from verse to verse bottom 🫩 coming to the slow acceptance that maybe I do prefer bottoming (and my top dry spell has been going for too long) 🤧
February 16, 2026 at 10:12 AM
Finally home from what became a single Friday night raving to a whole weekend hookup 🫠
February 15, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Thought I’d try to see what Mortgage In Principle I could get since it has no effect on my credit score and RightMove hunting is just a fun casual pastime

*mfw it spat out that I could actually get my own flat even with my current situation* 😀
February 11, 2026 at 8:49 PM
WE HAVE DRAFTS?!?!?! WAR IS OVER
February 11, 2026 at 1:00 PM
We’ve called a number of times now… I think I’ve seen this film before and I didn’t like the ending

At least I haven’t been the one initiating if that counts to something (but I do keep accepting) 🤧
My 2020-21 ex calling me after having last spoken like 3+ years ago was certainly NOT on my 2026 bingo card 🤧
February 8, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Seeing myself in a window reflection and noticing my eyeliner + tilting head down to not get full wind chill + squinting cuz tired af = resting bitch face going full deadly 🤧
February 7, 2026 at 7:44 AM
They actually played it

… and I fumbled 🫩🫩🫩🫩
If the kpop club plays ATEEZ’s new comeback tonight I might crash out I HAVENT HAD TIME TO LEARN THE CHOREO
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February 7, 2026 at 7:02 AM
If the kpop club plays ATEEZ’s new comeback tonight I might crash out I HAVENT HAD TIME TO LEARN THE CHOREO
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February 6, 2026 at 7:12 PM