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@danielbd.bsky.social
I have 50 years experience agitating. Open for hire.
Remember, I don’t take cent if I don’t agitate the piss out of your enemies.
He/Him
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Remember, I don’t take cent if I don’t agitate the piss out of your enemies.
He/Him
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When you convert on 3rd downs they let you do it
'TNF' looks at Deshaun Watson's season 🏈 📺
Al Michaels: "If you follow football, you know the story ... we don't have to go through the whole Deshaun Watson thing."
Kirk Herbstreit: "When you convert on 3rd downs, you hit passes, you lead this team to victories, those boos turn into cheers."
Al Michaels: "If you follow football, you know the story ... we don't have to go through the whole Deshaun Watson thing."
Kirk Herbstreit: "When you convert on 3rd downs, you hit passes, you lead this team to victories, those boos turn into cheers."
October 2, 2026 at 11:10 AM
When you convert on 3rd downs they let you do it
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So what we should do is have a sleepover and tell ghost stories.
October 1, 2026 at 9:36 PM
So what we should do is have a sleepover and tell ghost stories.
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I don’t go high when they go low. I get LOUD. Because the soul and humanity of this country are at stake. /end
October 1, 2026 at 6:34 PM
I don’t go high when they go low. I get LOUD. Because the soul and humanity of this country are at stake. /end
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the funniest thing about the "we don't trust the media" people is that they will trust literally anyone else. like, if you have an image and text, they'll buy it. shaking keys at babies type logic.
I don’t trust the mainstream media, but I feel like the primary alternate model, getting the news from the posts of a 14 year-old Romanian schizophrenic shitposter named “G00n3R the Swamp Pervert,” is not necessarily a superior alternative.
October 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
the funniest thing about the "we don't trust the media" people is that they will trust literally anyone else. like, if you have an image and text, they'll buy it. shaking keys at babies type logic.
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Counterpoint: Bring me your fatties, your weirdos, your radicals yearning to breathe free.
Hegseth: "It's worth saying again so the fake news understands it. We are no longer the woke department or the weak department. Simple translation of that -- no fatties no trannies no beardos no weirdos no wimps no radicals. Just warriors."
September 30, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Counterpoint: Bring me your fatties, your weirdos, your radicals yearning to breathe free.
“SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!
ITS GONNA BE BONE CRUSHING, BLOOD RUSHING EXCITEMENT!
Come to the County Fairgrounds and Pigskin Emporium to experience AUTOWARCOM!!!
YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT BUT YOU’LL ONLY USE THE EDGE!!!”
ITS GONNA BE BONE CRUSHING, BLOOD RUSHING EXCITEMENT!
Come to the County Fairgrounds and Pigskin Emporium to experience AUTOWARCOM!!!
YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT BUT YOU’LL ONLY USE THE EDGE!!!”
Hegseth: "Today, at my direction, we are announcing the creation of Autonomous Warfare Command, or Autowarcom."
September 30, 2026 at 7:56 PM
“SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!
ITS GONNA BE BONE CRUSHING, BLOOD RUSHING EXCITEMENT!
Come to the County Fairgrounds and Pigskin Emporium to experience AUTOWARCOM!!!
YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT BUT YOU’LL ONLY USE THE EDGE!!!”
ITS GONNA BE BONE CRUSHING, BLOOD RUSHING EXCITEMENT!
Come to the County Fairgrounds and Pigskin Emporium to experience AUTOWARCOM!!!
YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT BUT YOU’LL ONLY USE THE EDGE!!!”
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The most bizarre thing about this idiotic, embarrassing line of questioning by Eric Schmitt is that it’s totally irrelevant
Even if Jack Smith went to a basketball game in Atlanta-he didn’t-there isn’t even a scintilla of proof that he met, much less conspired with Fani Willis
35 days
Even if Jack Smith went to a basketball game in Atlanta-he didn’t-there isn’t even a scintilla of proof that he met, much less conspired with Fani Willis
35 days
🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡
Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong.
Here's the whole sequence:
Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong.
Here's the whole sequence:
September 30, 2026 at 2:32 AM
The most bizarre thing about this idiotic, embarrassing line of questioning by Eric Schmitt is that it’s totally irrelevant
Even if Jack Smith went to a basketball game in Atlanta-he didn’t-there isn’t even a scintilla of proof that he met, much less conspired with Fani Willis
35 days
Even if Jack Smith went to a basketball game in Atlanta-he didn’t-there isn’t even a scintilla of proof that he met, much less conspired with Fani Willis
35 days
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Time for this classic again.
September 30, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Time for this classic again.
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@olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social keeps talking about bringing back shame.
I think "criminal corporate behavior must not be something you can simply price in and keep doing" is one structural equivalent that we seriously need
I think "criminal corporate behavior must not be something you can simply price in and keep doing" is one structural equivalent that we seriously need
September 29, 2026 at 7:41 PM
@olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social keeps talking about bringing back shame.
I think "criminal corporate behavior must not be something you can simply price in and keep doing" is one structural equivalent that we seriously need
I think "criminal corporate behavior must not be something you can simply price in and keep doing" is one structural equivalent that we seriously need
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strongly agreed. fines and criminal penalties should not merely communicate a finger wag but actually change the strategic situation of a would-be white collar criminal
@olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social keeps talking about bringing back shame.
I think "criminal corporate behavior must not be something you can simply price in and keep doing" is one structural equivalent that we seriously need
I think "criminal corporate behavior must not be something you can simply price in and keep doing" is one structural equivalent that we seriously need
September 29, 2026 at 8:11 PM
strongly agreed. fines and criminal penalties should not merely communicate a finger wag but actually change the strategic situation of a would-be white collar criminal
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those of us who skipped LSU-Bama to watch Keenum break Timmy Chang’s passing record at Legion (!!!!) Field saw this night coming a long time ago
September 29, 2026 at 2:37 AM
those of us who skipped LSU-Bama to watch Keenum break Timmy Chang’s passing record at Legion (!!!!) Field saw this night coming a long time ago
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When you buy into the idea of self made (which to my mind doesn't exist)
You remove from the story the inputs of our institutions, of your teachers and doctors, of the relationship society has with your skin colour and gender, of your babysitters and of course family
So no you are not self made
You remove from the story the inputs of our institutions, of your teachers and doctors, of the relationship society has with your skin colour and gender, of your babysitters and of course family
So no you are not self made
September 28, 2026 at 11:57 PM
When you buy into the idea of self made (which to my mind doesn't exist)
You remove from the story the inputs of our institutions, of your teachers and doctors, of the relationship society has with your skin colour and gender, of your babysitters and of course family
So no you are not self made
You remove from the story the inputs of our institutions, of your teachers and doctors, of the relationship society has with your skin colour and gender, of your babysitters and of course family
So no you are not self made
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If you claim to have never heard Crazy Frog’s “Axel F,” it says more about you than it does Mr. Frog. This about virtue signaling that you are better than entire genres of music, that your friends are not in the custom ringtone game.
September 27, 2026 at 2:09 PM
If you claim to have never heard Crazy Frog’s “Axel F,” it says more about you than it does Mr. Frog. This about virtue signaling that you are better than entire genres of music, that your friends are not in the custom ringtone game.
Couldn’t have happened to and for more deserving teams
September 26, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Couldn’t have happened to and for more deserving teams
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The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
September 26, 2026 at 6:29 PM
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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I never learned how to play an air guitar but I am an accomplished air motorboater haha I’m still pretending it’s 2015
September 26, 2026 at 3:04 PM
I never learned how to play an air guitar but I am an accomplished air motorboater haha I’m still pretending it’s 2015
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A moment of silence for all of those heading to weddings today: #StopFallWeddings
September 26, 2026 at 3:59 PM
A moment of silence for all of those heading to weddings today: #StopFallWeddings
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Arch Manning plays like a kid who has hated playing football since he was 12.
September 26, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Arch Manning plays like a kid who has hated playing football since he was 12.
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the antifa teens of the Oklahoma Cattlemens Association are at it again
Kansas Livestock Association comes out against the ICE Raids????!!!!
September 26, 2026 at 2:07 AM
the antifa teens of the Oklahoma Cattlemens Association are at it again
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This belongs in the Smithsonian.
September 24, 2026 at 12:13 PM
This belongs in the Smithsonian.
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September 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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Requiring AM radio is actually good, it's the FEMA mandated public notification backstop. You all sound like anti regulation lunatics melting down about the 13 dollars in parts needed to install backup cameras. This isn't anti-EV agitprop, you have brainworms
September 23, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Requiring AM radio is actually good, it's the FEMA mandated public notification backstop. You all sound like anti regulation lunatics melting down about the 13 dollars in parts needed to install backup cameras. This isn't anti-EV agitprop, you have brainworms
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"Occult secrets revealed" is funny but also if you look at basically any conspiracy space, there is Always a bunch of guys creating an elaborate mysticism around nofap and porn that gave them Scary Feelings. It hit young chuds like Intention Magick hit Facebook wine moms.
this must be for a fascinatingly niche target audience
developments continue in the political de-sissy movement apparently
developments continue in the political de-sissy movement apparently
September 22, 2026 at 1:44 AM
"Occult secrets revealed" is funny but also if you look at basically any conspiracy space, there is Always a bunch of guys creating an elaborate mysticism around nofap and porn that gave them Scary Feelings. It hit young chuds like Intention Magick hit Facebook wine moms.