@daniellebkoenig.bsky.social
Writer/co-host of How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine
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This from a man who has asked his son to monitor his on-line porn consumption.
Mike Johnson on OpenAI and Anthropic: "They can self-police. They can self-regulate."
September 17, 2026 at 8:33 PM
This from a man who has asked his son to monitor his on-line porn consumption.
And they’re all from the opening number
September 17, 2026 at 7:26 PM
And they’re all from the opening number
Here’s my latest!
“No way a porn actress is buying millimeter-measured shoes.” By @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social
Full piece: www.thebelladonnacomedy.com/how-on-earth...
Full piece: www.thebelladonnacomedy.com/how-on-earth...
September 15, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Here’s my latest!
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Today we’re learning How to Survive getting sick overseas and touring overseas with rock star @laurenash.bsky.social!
September 4, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Today we’re learning How to Survive getting sick overseas and touring overseas with rock star @laurenash.bsky.social!
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Today we’re learning How to Survive covering up and taking it off with @amylandecker.bsky.social!
August 25, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Today we’re learning How to Survive covering up and taking it off with @amylandecker.bsky.social!
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Today we’re Learning How to Survive Cyclosporis and Norovirus with Jessie Gaskell!
August 18, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Today we’re Learning How to Survive Cyclosporis and Norovirus with Jessie Gaskell!
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Today we’re learning How to survive a heat wave and hair loss with Ryan Smith!
August 12, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Today we’re learning How to survive a heat wave and hair loss with Ryan Smith!
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Today we’re learning How to Survive horrible bosses with @leefarber.bsky.social !
July 21, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Today we’re learning How to Survive horrible bosses with @leefarber.bsky.social !
I had no idea Ron Rifkin was the lead singer of the Gin Blossoms.
July 19, 2026 at 4:10 AM
I had no idea Ron Rifkin was the lead singer of the Gin Blossoms.
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Today we’re learning How to Survive a coma and too much Ambien with Roy Cruz!
July 14, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Today we’re learning How to Survive a coma and too much Ambien with Roy Cruz!
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Today we’re learning How to Survive hiccups and other bodily functions with Jennifer MacClean!
July 7, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Today we’re learning How to Survive hiccups and other bodily functions with Jennifer MacClean!
Aww, rape makes him hungry.
July 1, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Aww, rape makes him hungry.
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Today we’re learning HOW TO SURVIVE double shifts and double mastectomy with Chelsey Crisp!
June 30, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Today we’re learning HOW TO SURVIVE double shifts and double mastectomy with Chelsey Crisp!
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Today we’re learning How to Survive the Boogie Man and a Dance club with Oliver Pardo!
June 23, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Today we’re learning How to Survive the Boogie Man and a Dance club with Oliver Pardo!
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Today we’re learning How to Survive carpenter ants and a car accident with May Darmon!
June 10, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Today we’re learning How to Survive carpenter ants and a car accident with May Darmon!
Do you have an elder in your life or are you looking to take one for all their money? Well you're in luck because today we're learning How to Survive Elder Scams!
June 2, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Do you have an elder in your life or are you looking to take one for all their money? Well you're in luck because today we're learning How to Survive Elder Scams!
I blew my son's mind yesterday by convincing him that Coldplay's Clocks and Coldplay's Viva la Vida are two different songs.
May 31, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I blew my son's mind yesterday by convincing him that Coldplay's Clocks and Coldplay's Viva la Vida are two different songs.
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Today we’re learning How to Survive affairs and bears with @brendansmith.bsky.social!
May 26, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Today we’re learning How to Survive affairs and bears with @brendansmith.bsky.social!
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Today we’re learning How to Survive RV living! Listen if you dare!
May 19, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Today we’re learning How to Survive RV living! Listen if you dare!
Whatever gets them to stop.
May 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Whatever gets them to stop.
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Guys, I know conspiracy theories are fun, but is it so hard to believe that a lot of people want this guy dead?
April 27, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Guys, I know conspiracy theories are fun, but is it so hard to believe that a lot of people want this guy dead?
Even the shooter doesn't take Kash Patel seriously.
“Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest,”
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04...
“Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest,”
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04...
Live Updates: Suspect Is Said To Have Written of Anger at Trump Officials Before Charging Gala
www.nytimes.com
April 27, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Even the shooter doesn't take Kash Patel seriously.
“Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest,”
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04...
“Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest,”
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04...
