Daniel MacEachern
@danielmaceachern.bsky.social
Three-time Norris Trophy winner
*watching a movie*
ME: Those cops just got a lot of publicity for a big bust. And now they’re going undercover? Come on
MY WIFE: [rubbing the bridge of her nose] Look, I’m not saying Zootopia 2’s plot is airtight
ME: Those cops just got a lot of publicity for a big bust. And now they’re going undercover? Come on
MY WIFE: [rubbing the bridge of her nose] Look, I’m not saying Zootopia 2’s plot is airtight
October 3, 2026 at 12:52 AM
*watching a movie*
ME: Those cops just got a lot of publicity for a big bust. And now they’re going undercover? Come on
MY WIFE: [rubbing the bridge of her nose] Look, I’m not saying Zootopia 2’s plot is airtight
ME: Those cops just got a lot of publicity for a big bust. And now they’re going undercover? Come on
MY WIFE: [rubbing the bridge of her nose] Look, I’m not saying Zootopia 2’s plot is airtight
Reposted by Daniel MacEachern
Ohio Landlord Problems
October 1, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Ohio Landlord Problems
Reposted by Daniel MacEachern
when your country's new accord on “super intelligence” misspells the country's name
September 30, 2026 at 6:55 PM
when your country's new accord on “super intelligence” misspells the country's name
When no one likes my post
September 30, 2026 at 12:03 AM
When no one likes my post
ME (1996): I’m gonna be cool forever
ME (2026): When you make the bed, put a little divot in the top of the throw pillows. It just looks nicer
ME (2026): When you make the bed, put a little divot in the top of the throw pillows. It just looks nicer
September 26, 2026 at 4:25 PM
ME (1996): I’m gonna be cool forever
ME (2026): When you make the bed, put a little divot in the top of the throw pillows. It just looks nicer
ME (2026): When you make the bed, put a little divot in the top of the throw pillows. It just looks nicer
We have strayed too far from god
September 24, 2026 at 11:33 PM
We have strayed too far from god
I’ve long said streaming services ought to return to the weekly episode schedule but now that Slow Horses is back I can’t stand not having all of it to watch at once
September 24, 2026 at 11:23 PM
I’ve long said streaming services ought to return to the weekly episode schedule but now that Slow Horses is back I can’t stand not having all of it to watch at once
TFW your wife comes back from Canada and brings back good snacks
September 24, 2026 at 2:22 AM
TFW your wife comes back from Canada and brings back good snacks
Hate it when The Onion nails my ass
Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown https://theonion.com/vacationing-man-excited-to-try-fast-food-franchise-not-1819575991/
September 23, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Hate it when The Onion nails my ass
It could still happen!
September 22, 2026 at 7:51 PM
It could still happen!
Best book I’ve read this year: Transcription by Ben Lerner. Brilliant and surprising.
No need to post about that op-ed. Tell us about a good book instead!
September 22, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Best book I’ve read this year: Transcription by Ben Lerner. Brilliant and surprising.
It’s Sunday and it’s raining. Gonna have one of those “on my feet only long enough to get my Stand minute each hour on my Apple watch” days
September 20, 2026 at 2:25 PM
It’s Sunday and it’s raining. Gonna have one of those “on my feet only long enough to get my Stand minute each hour on my Apple watch” days
ME: I watched Reacher. I think you’d like it
MY WIFE: OK, I’ll give it a shot
*later, watching Reacher*
MY WIFE: [every five minutes] Could you do that
ME: This was a mistake
MY WIFE: OK, I’ll give it a shot
*later, watching Reacher*
MY WIFE: [every five minutes] Could you do that
ME: This was a mistake
September 19, 2026 at 11:23 PM
ME: I watched Reacher. I think you’d like it
MY WIFE: OK, I’ll give it a shot
*later, watching Reacher*
MY WIFE: [every five minutes] Could you do that
ME: This was a mistake
MY WIFE: OK, I’ll give it a shot
*later, watching Reacher*
MY WIFE: [every five minutes] Could you do that
ME: This was a mistake
I pushed too hard
September 18, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I pushed too hard
She admitted it!
September 18, 2026 at 5:33 PM
She admitted it!
This is so good
So thoughtful of your parents to put together their very own fall tv preview! Read it here: www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
September 17, 2026 at 4:40 PM
This is so good
Kids’ movies in the ‘80s went so much harder than was strictly necessary
September 13, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Kids’ movies in the ‘80s went so much harder than was strictly necessary
What a nice day! The sun is shining, and I'm certain Mercury is shrinking at an expected rate. Time to take a big swig of coffee and read the morning news
A new study shows that little Mercury may be shrinking faster than expected.
Little Mercury may be shrinking faster than scientists expected
A new study shows that little, wrinkly Mercury may be shrinking faster than expected. Scientists from the German Aerospace Center reported Thursday that Mercury's shrinkage may be 30% greater than previously believed.
bit.ly
September 10, 2026 at 2:03 PM
What a nice day! The sun is shining, and I'm certain Mercury is shrinking at an expected rate. Time to take a big swig of coffee and read the morning news
After watching CNN this morning, I'm hoping they and other U.S. news outlets have a Canadian on staff who can correct their pronunciation of Bombardier
Canada Imposes New Tariffs on U.S. Goods, as Trade War Intensifies (Gift Article)
The duties are a retaliation against President Trump’s recent tariffs, raising concerns about further escalation.
www.nytimes.com
September 8, 2026 at 1:22 PM
After watching CNN this morning, I'm hoping they and other U.S. news outlets have a Canadian on staff who can correct their pronunciation of Bombardier
The greatest scene in cinematic history. Will never be topped
September 7, 2026 at 2:20 AM
The greatest scene in cinematic history. Will never be topped
Citi Field is using kids’ drawings of the players for the scoreboard today and it predictably rules
September 6, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Citi Field is using kids’ drawings of the players for the scoreboard today and it predictably rules
Let’s go da Mets
September 6, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Let’s go da Mets
