Dan Maier
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Dan Maier
@danielmaier.bsky.social
How many #FPL teams, I wonder, are called Quantum of Tzolis?
August 21, 2026 at 8:29 PM
The Teardrop Explodes will always mean a great deal to me so I was very sad to learn this morning that their drummer, Gary Dwyer, has died after a long period of illness. RIP Rocky.

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The Teardrop Explodes - Passionate Friend
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August 10, 2026 at 9:20 AM
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Weird that the most famous people with the surnames Hess, Höss and Hass were all called Rudolf/ph.

They were also all interested in the creation of a master race, although in Hass's case it was of avocados.
June 15, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Once you factor in earworms, it’s clear that tonight’s real winners are Life Is Life hitmakers Opus.
July 19, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Well. This will make Argentina rethink their all-out attacking approach…
July 19, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Simon saved that with the cobwebs on his gloves.
July 19, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I’m fairly confident they keep wanting to cut to Trump but they can’t because he’s asleep or gone.
July 19, 2026 at 8:58 PM
“Sorry, I thought you ordered a half-*arsed* show.”
July 19, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Justin Bieber with the musical equivalent of bringing Dan Burn on for Anthony Gordon, there.
July 19, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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July 19, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Going to form a band called Anthony Barry’s Hurried Departure.
July 15, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Full respect to Alan Shearer for saying, when the camera cut to Sergio Aguero, “What a player he was.” without adding ‘by the way’. Real discipline there.
July 15, 2026 at 7:51 PM
I'm not saying he prefers to cut in on his left, but when it comes to going outside, Saka is more reluctant than Dracula.
July 11, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Jordan Henderson - surely the first player ever to be booked and stretchered off without taking part in the match.
July 6, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Not sure how this Croatian fan felt about the ref’s decision to disallow the last goal.
July 3, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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Study: Majority Of Middle-Aged Men Lack Support Network They’ll Need To Handle Neil Young’s Death https://theonion.com/study-majority-of-middle-aged-men-lack-support-network-theyll-need-to-handle-neil-youngs-death/
June 15, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Weird that the most famous people with the surnames Hess, Höss and Hass were all called Rudolf/ph.

They were also all interested in the creation of a master race, although in Hass's case it was of avocados.
June 15, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Raffle now totally sold out but auction lots open til just after 8pm. So much good stuff. Like 2x Ian Rankin first editions signed *to you*. Jimmy Choo bag currently *2k* below value. Lunch for 2 with history maven Dan Jones! Loads more.

Don’t fancy bidding, you can still donate. Thank you!
Beauty Banks is a fantastic charity and so check their auction with some frankly gorgeous stuff donated by this lot plus Lauren Laverne, Chemical Brothers, Chanel, Tim Key, David Tennant, The o2, Nadia Shireen, Caitlin and tons more. Plus there’s a fab raffle too. Get to it! Closes at 6pm TONIGHT
Pints with Guy Garvey! James Dean Bradfield’s guitar! Signed Black Mirror script! Bespoke Harry Hill painting! LOADS more. Auction ends 8pm tonight, all proceeds help people in hygiene poverty across the UK. Chuck in a bid!

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June 14, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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Get it before it's gone! It's the last day to bid for one-off lots in the Beauty Banks charity auction or buy £5 raffle tickets to win ace prizes. Every penny of profit helps people living in hygiene poverty around the UK. Please bid/buy/share if you can uk.givergy.com/beautybanksh...
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June 14, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Pints with Guy Garvey! James Dean Bradfield’s guitar! Signed Black Mirror script! Bespoke Harry Hill painting! LOADS more. Auction ends 8pm tonight, all proceeds help people in hygiene poverty across the UK. Chuck in a bid!

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June 14, 2026 at 9:48 AM
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I donated some signed Black Mirror / San Junipero stuff to this charity auction, which ends tomorrow - if you don’t bid on it, you’re a monster: uk.givergy.com/beautybanksh...
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A special one for fans of Black Mirror. This lot includes a **poster and script from the iconic episode San Junipero**, both signed by creator Charli
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June 13, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Resigned…from life? 🤦🏻‍♂️
June 12, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Advertisers! Make your commercial really stand out during World Cup ad breaks by not featuring any famous footballers in it.
June 11, 2026 at 8:48 PM
The Beauty Banks auction and raffle is ending in a few days - bag an exclusive lot! Win some raffle bargains! Help people in hygiene poverty!

Thanks!

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June 10, 2026 at 8:29 AM
June 8, 2026 at 7:31 AM