Daniel O'Brien
@danielobrien.bsky.social
Would love to get a run in.
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Amazing line in the movie Amityville Island: “I wasn’t even sure that you could talk. But now that you are…shut up!!!”
September 30, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Amazing line in the movie Amityville Island: “I wasn’t even sure that you could talk. But now that you are…shut up!!!”
Everything is gambling and AI and private equity and you're not allowed to not have a phone but books are good and fajitas are good.
September 30, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Everything is gambling and AI and private equity and you're not allowed to not have a phone but books are good and fajitas are good.
Please vote for my son Cooper in this stupid contest I've never asked you for anything before. babyoftheyear.org/2026/cooper-...
Is Cooper O'Brien the Baby of the Year?
One baby will appear in a national ad campaign with The Honest Company, win $25,000, and be celebrated in Variety Magazine.
babyoftheyear.org
September 27, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Please vote for my son Cooper in this stupid contest I've never asked you for anything before. babyoftheyear.org/2026/cooper-...
Sorry, how is this the thumbnail?
September 26, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Sorry, how is this the thumbnail?
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Thrilled for everyone who worked on this season of peopleWatching -- world-class talent that hugely deserves this kind of recognition. Animation rules!!
www.iemmys.tv/2026-interna...
www.iemmys.tv/2026-interna...
September 23, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Thrilled for everyone who worked on this season of peopleWatching -- world-class talent that hugely deserves this kind of recognition. Animation rules!!
www.iemmys.tv/2026-interna...
www.iemmys.tv/2026-interna...
I hope they release another version of that Cliff Booth movie where they turned all the lights on while they were filming it.
September 22, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I hope they release another version of that Cliff Booth movie where they turned all the lights on while they were filming it.
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By the time this merger ruins HBO, destroys WB, gets 5,000 people fired, moves production overseas, and guts the quality of the movies the new studio makes, most people will have forgotten how fast the AGs caved and how little they got in this deal. Writers will not.
Paramount has reportedly reached a settlement with California and other states suing to block its proposed acquisition of Warner Bros
Paramount to Settle Lawsuits, Paving Way for Warner Bros. Merger
Paramount Skydance Corp. has reached a settlement with California and other states suing to block its proposed acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery Inc., according to a person familiar with the matte...
www.bloomberg.com
September 21, 2026 at 6:13 PM
By the time this merger ruins HBO, destroys WB, gets 5,000 people fired, moves production overseas, and guts the quality of the movies the new studio makes, most people will have forgotten how fast the AGs caved and how little they got in this deal. Writers will not.
What the fuck are you creeps doing
Toy sales among adult-only households have now outpaced households with children for toy sales, growing 16% through June, according to a market research group.
Toys ‘R’ Us is opening 120 new stores as grownup collectors fuel toy sales
The once-bankrupt chain is attempting a holiday-season comeback as nostalgic adults and teens drive a boom in old-fashioned physical playthings.
nbcnews.to
September 21, 2026 at 12:28 PM
What the fuck are you creeps doing
Stare at your phone when your baby stares at your phone.
September 20, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Stare at your phone when your baby stares at your phone.
They should consider making the whole night out of sleep, not just the two hours when the baby sleeps. Something to think about.
September 19, 2026 at 1:07 PM
They should consider making the whole night out of sleep, not just the two hours when the baby sleeps. Something to think about.
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This is a motherfucking paragraph
September 17, 2026 at 2:08 AM
This is a motherfucking paragraph
Business/product idea: A thing that works and that people want.
September 17, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Business/product idea: A thing that works and that people want.
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I used to think sometimes if you did the wrong thing in the past it makes doing the right thing in the present mean something better but i forgot about the internet where doing the right thing only matters if you’ve only ever ever done right things
September 14, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I used to think sometimes if you did the wrong thing in the past it makes doing the right thing in the present mean something better but i forgot about the internet where doing the right thing only matters if you’ve only ever ever done right things
My computer heard me talking about replacing it and now it's being nice again.
September 13, 2026 at 8:07 PM
My computer heard me talking about replacing it and now it's being nice again.
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PAUL: What’s in the box?
REVEREND MOTHER: Pain.
[PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.]
REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
REVEREND MOTHER: Pain.
[PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.]
REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
September 11, 2026 at 7:34 PM
PAUL: What’s in the box?
REVEREND MOTHER: Pain.
[PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.]
REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
REVEREND MOTHER: Pain.
[PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.]
REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
A dishwasher that sorts itself, you just drop all the things down a pit and the plates get to where they need to go.
September 11, 2026 at 2:33 PM
A dishwasher that sorts itself, you just drop all the things down a pit and the plates get to where they need to go.
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I DID NOT CHOOSE TO HAVE MY BOOK DISCOUNTED ON 9/11! That's just when B&N set the sale! Anyway you can get 25% off preorders of the upcoming book by entering PREORDER25 in the box at checkout at Barnes & Noble's website from Sept 9-11, ending on 9/11. Also works for any other preorder bit.ly/bncrabs
September 10, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I DID NOT CHOOSE TO HAVE MY BOOK DISCOUNTED ON 9/11! That's just when B&N set the sale! Anyway you can get 25% off preorders of the upcoming book by entering PREORDER25 in the box at checkout at Barnes & Noble's website from Sept 9-11, ending on 9/11. Also works for any other preorder bit.ly/bncrabs
"build HELL from toothpicks"
At drive-thru speaker: Could I please get the number 5 and fries if you happen to have those back there thank you so much
In between speaker and window: Demons rule the earth what are we FUCKING supposed to do build HELL from toothpicks FUCK
At window: Thank you please have a ravishing life :)
In between speaker and window: Demons rule the earth what are we FUCKING supposed to do build HELL from toothpicks FUCK
At window: Thank you please have a ravishing life :)
September 5, 2026 at 2:43 PM
"build HELL from toothpicks"
Just going to watch this on repeat the rest of the life.
August 20, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Just going to watch this on repeat the rest of the life.
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On the next pass, however, Helen failed to clear the
mountains.
mountains.
August 18, 2026 at 3:31 PM
On the next pass, however, Helen failed to clear the
mountains.
mountains.
IT'S PRE-ORDER TIME!
my first novel, THE TOWER, is available everywhere june 22 2027 💙
pre-order: us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
pre-order: us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
August 17, 2026 at 8:25 PM
IT'S PRE-ORDER TIME!
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my neighbor states that he is not a genie yet every time i rub his house he comes outside
August 14, 2026 at 10:23 AM
my neighbor states that he is not a genie yet every time i rub his house he comes outside
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Me, nodding knowingly: The beaks.
August 15, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Me, nodding knowingly: The beaks.
Bet a couple of those guys were bummed they didn't get to keep being pigs.
August 15, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Bet a couple of those guys were bummed they didn't get to keep being pigs.