🐶Daniel Wagner🦴
@daninfakelife.bsky.social
Alabama’s favorite son. Really cool kisser, not all that strict of a Christian. Reluctant leader of the free world
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And one day your favorite album of all time turns 20 years old before you know it.
October 8, 2026 at 1:03 PM
And one day your favorite album of all time turns 20 years old before you know it.
She did 28 songs without a break in Atlanta. She is my queen and I will follow Hayley into the dark.
October 6, 2026 at 9:25 PM
She did 28 songs without a break in Atlanta. She is my queen and I will follow Hayley into the dark.
I really love Blake’s essays and this one says everything I want to say about Turnstile on SNL. It’s a victory lap for hardcore.
October 6, 2026 at 1:28 PM
I really love Blake’s essays and this one says everything I want to say about Turnstile on SNL. It’s a victory lap for hardcore.
The anti Sherod Brown commercial features a trans woman who never lived in Ohio and transitioned as an adult cosplaying that it was as a child. They desperately want to find a culture war victory.
October 5, 2026 at 11:27 PM
The anti Sherod Brown commercial features a trans woman who never lived in Ohio and transitioned as an adult cosplaying that it was as a child. They desperately want to find a culture war victory.
The Guards always show me in October what you get when you have the lowest payroll in baseball.
October 5, 2026 at 11:21 PM
The Guards always show me in October what you get when you have the lowest payroll in baseball.
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Trump feels badly for the Cornell 7, but this is how he felt about 5 INNOCENT black men.
October 4, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Trump feels badly for the Cornell 7, but this is how he felt about 5 INNOCENT black men.
Ginger Root playing in a bar in Alabama I love my hometown.
October 4, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Ginger Root playing in a bar in Alabama I love my hometown.
Crying listening to Yoda live. I haven’t stopped smiling since it started.
October 3, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Crying listening to Yoda live. I haven’t stopped smiling since it started.
In within throwing distance of Weird Al I’m so full of love.
October 3, 2026 at 2:04 AM
In within throwing distance of Weird Al I’m so full of love.
This was the 4th time I started crying in the first half hour.
For one night, Bryan Danielson and Jon Moxley are brothers once more
#AEWDynamite is live as we pay tribute to the life and legacy of PAC on TBS and HBO Max
#AEWDynamite is live as we pay tribute to the life and legacy of PAC on TBS and HBO Max
October 1, 2026 at 2:16 AM
This was the 4th time I started crying in the first half hour.
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death riders circling pac’s chair 😭 #AEWDynamite
October 1, 2026 at 2:10 AM
death riders circling pac’s chair 😭 #AEWDynamite
I’ve spent the last hour crying watching this PAC tribute. AEW did it right. Our bastard forever.
October 1, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I’ve spent the last hour crying watching this PAC tribute. AEW did it right. Our bastard forever.
What the actual hell man I’m sick of seeing this in the business I love.
September 28, 2026 at 1:17 AM
What the actual hell man I’m sick of seeing this in the business I love.
In Memphis watching my friends play music together for the first time in a million years (I counted).
September 26, 2026 at 6:11 AM
In Memphis watching my friends play music together for the first time in a million years (I counted).
Cleveland! isn’t really about Cleveland but we’re just happy that Taylor said our name.
September 25, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Cleveland! isn’t really about Cleveland but we’re just happy that Taylor said our name.
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repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
September 24, 2026 at 3:27 AM
repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
The simple things in your simple little sexually ambiguous dive bar.
September 24, 2026 at 3:28 AM
The simple things in your simple little sexually ambiguous dive bar.
At least right now.
September 23, 2026 at 11:57 PM
At least right now.
Dumb ass thought he cooked with this one. And he’s gonna end up winning.
I just can't get over the idea that a gubernatorial candidate thinks this is a great visual
September 23, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Dumb ass thought he cooked with this one. And he’s gonna end up winning.
The pope had a better 40th than I did.
This picture of the Pope at his 40th birthday party is everything to me.x
September 23, 2026 at 2:04 AM
The pope had a better 40th than I did.
I survived my first ever weight training session and can’t wait to go back on Thursday. I think I’m gonna dig this.
September 22, 2026 at 1:01 PM
I survived my first ever weight training session and can’t wait to go back on Thursday. I think I’m gonna dig this.
Been waiting on this one. Pre Brian Bell Weezer Blue Album demos.
September 21, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Been waiting on this one. Pre Brian Bell Weezer Blue Album demos.
First session with a one on one personal trainer tomorrow at 7a. I’m Christmas Eve giddy.
September 21, 2026 at 5:28 PM
First session with a one on one personal trainer tomorrow at 7a. I’m Christmas Eve giddy.