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Dan Morfitt
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Brit twit playing in NYC 🎭🎙️📍Jersey City Baby, NJ

go to danmorfitt.com or come and see me live
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West Midlands Musical Magnus Opus! From the Smoke - available as a stamped A2 poster and limited edition signed/numbered art print 👇👇👇
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August 10, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Some people might suggest Hulu shut the Oscars down on purpose so they could kill the brand and move towards Disney+, but I would never be so cynical.

Absolute eejits.
March 3, 2025 at 3:48 AM
So sad that Charli XCX has to wait until Superbowl 120 to do the Half Time Show.
January 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I've just done a 💩 that looks like a sad manatee.

Am I ok?
January 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I like that the incoming US administration wants the mineral riches of other nations, strategic routes and room to expand territory. Trump calls it "living space".

I bet the Germans have a word for that.
January 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Netflix have Harlen Coben's Done It Again. With Richard Armitage.
January 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
December 21, 2024 at 2:28 PM
We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here, and we want them now.

#hcafc
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December 21, 2024 at 2:11 PM
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SIMPLY HAVING A
December 14, 2024 at 1:23 PM
Time to milk the academy for talent until reinforcements can come in the January transfer window.

We're buggered with this current set of players, I don't think it would harm some of the younger lads to come in and show what they can do.

#hcafc
December 14, 2024 at 4:49 PM
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“But the eggs were just so expensive.”
November 29, 2024 at 4:02 AM
You see, I'd still have a pint with Slutsky or Shota, I'd have Liam round our house for tea.

For Walter, there's a Humbersard to Hamburg flight, via Schiphol, tomorrow at 1730.

Ta-ra.

#hcafc
November 26, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Steve Cooper or Mark Robins please. Chairman Peo comes in as Chief Exec to steady the ship and work with the Council #hcafc
November 24, 2024 at 4:52 PM
"Based on possession, we're on course for automatic promotion, that's the important thing. I'm not concerned with wins or points but the greater glory of soccer."

#hcafc
November 23, 2024 at 5:04 PM
I think I'm in an abusive relationship with #hcafc
November 23, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Hear me out.

Tim Robinson as Riff Raff. Hugh Grant as Frank-N-Furter. Jack Black as Eddie. Conan O'Brien as the Criminologist. Nava Mau as Janet. Henry Cavill as Brad. Matt Rife as Rocky.

Let's Do The Time Warp... Again? LDTTWA
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November 19, 2024 at 4:06 AM
If you have never felt its warmth before, come towards the WFMU LITE and bathe in its glory x

A free-form radio show with music that pops
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LITE S2E10 - What's in your Waldo?: WFMU Lite with Dan Morfitt
Audio & playlist from November 14, 2024
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November 15, 2024 at 1:34 AM
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There's now a WFMU starter pack! Spread the word!
November 9, 2024 at 1:43 PM