Dan Telfer
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Stand-up Comic / @darkestwhimsy.com’s Dungeon Master / Voice Over Person / former MAD Magazine & The Onion editor / currently writing games & scripts
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· Jun 12
In an exclusive interview, @danarndtwrites.bsky.social sits down with @samanthabeart.bsky.social ahead of her guest role on the latest episode of @darkestwhimsy.com !
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"Laid Back, But Extremely Powerful": Samantha Béart Talks Darkest Whimsy, 007, And Learning From Failure - The Fandomentals
In an exclusive chat, the voice of Karlach, Darth Nul, and more has a chat about her guest spot on TTRPG podcast Darkest Whimsy and the close ties between D&D and theater
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Thank you @samanthabeart.bsky.social for the making @darkestwhimsy.com sound badass by association! Come watch them on our show, y’all!
Great how we replaced all artists with clumsy chatbots instead of inventing useful things like a dry erase marker that works TWICE
September 17, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Great how we replaced all artists with clumsy chatbots instead of inventing useful things like a dry erase marker that works TWICE
he literally made the whole country more poor, and then bribed everyone to let him keep doing it
September 16, 2026 at 1:59 AM
he literally made the whole country more poor, and then bribed everyone to let him keep doing it
Oh great, now I have to be jealous of people booked on Comics Unleashed, of all things. Please. I am begging you. Don’t bring back Hee Haw unless I’m in with the booker!
September 16, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Oh great, now I have to be jealous of people booked on Comics Unleashed, of all things. Please. I am begging you. Don’t bring back Hee Haw unless I’m in with the booker!
I get it if you mess up my pronouns. They’re tough for some people. It doesn’t make me mad, I can usually shrug it off.
BUT: I loudly declared they/them a few years ago, and it’s kinda LITERALLY the LEAST a person can do.
Try to at least stop calling me man, guy, etc. I am not these things.
🩷🫡
BUT: I loudly declared they/them a few years ago, and it’s kinda LITERALLY the LEAST a person can do.
Try to at least stop calling me man, guy, etc. I am not these things.
🩷🫡
September 16, 2026 at 12:34 AM
I get it if you mess up my pronouns. They’re tough for some people. It doesn’t make me mad, I can usually shrug it off.
BUT: I loudly declared they/them a few years ago, and it’s kinda LITERALLY the LEAST a person can do.
Try to at least stop calling me man, guy, etc. I am not these things.
🩷🫡
BUT: I loudly declared they/them a few years ago, and it’s kinda LITERALLY the LEAST a person can do.
Try to at least stop calling me man, guy, etc. I am not these things.
🩷🫡
Thank you for all the birthday wishes, mega-corporations. Though friends may forget, on my deathbed I shall savor your enthusiastic 15% off select items one day a year.
September 15, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Thank you for all the birthday wishes, mega-corporations. Though friends may forget, on my deathbed I shall savor your enthusiastic 15% off select items one day a year.
Apparently I have been pronouncing “Nutella” wrong all my life
It’s actually pronounced “NEW-data-centers-are-STILL-being-built-EVERY-DAY”
It’s actually pronounced “NEW-data-centers-are-STILL-being-built-EVERY-DAY”
September 10, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Apparently I have been pronouncing “Nutella” wrong all my life
It’s actually pronounced “NEW-data-centers-are-STILL-being-built-EVERY-DAY”
It’s actually pronounced “NEW-data-centers-are-STILL-being-built-EVERY-DAY”
I am a spluttering bleeding heart, but I have yet to feel a drop of empathy when I see an apologetic Tesla bumper sticker
September 10, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I am a spluttering bleeding heart, but I have yet to feel a drop of empathy when I see an apologetic Tesla bumper sticker
Sure there’s no jobs and strawberries are poison, but my phone FOLDS!
September 9, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Sure there’s no jobs and strawberries are poison, but my phone FOLDS!
The first step towards becoming a great writer is figuring out how to use the word “defenestrate” in a sentence.
The second step is learning to resist defenestrating yourself every time you forget to save your latest draft.
The second step is learning to resist defenestrating yourself every time you forget to save your latest draft.
September 8, 2026 at 9:57 PM
The first step towards becoming a great writer is figuring out how to use the word “defenestrate” in a sentence.
The second step is learning to resist defenestrating yourself every time you forget to save your latest draft.
The second step is learning to resist defenestrating yourself every time you forget to save your latest draft.
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oh you have a blog? a podcast? that's neat. how many of your apprentices are now masters unto themselves, carrying forward the sacred truth of your homebrewed initiative rules?
September 7, 2026 at 9:29 PM
oh you have a blog? a podcast? that's neat. how many of your apprentices are now masters unto themselves, carrying forward the sacred truth of your homebrewed initiative rules?
Joke’s on you: my reply was just Reply Guy bait
September 7, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Joke’s on you: my reply was just Reply Guy bait
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What if we kissed at the Leia strangling Jabba statue
September 7, 2026 at 12:55 AM
What if we kissed at the Leia strangling Jabba statue
maggots for brains is an insane banger
September 7, 2026 at 1:28 AM
maggots for brains is an insane banger
Remember when you didn’t get 9 spam calls an hour, 24/7? Oh, late stage capitalism, you really are as annoying as you are deadly
September 5, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Remember when you didn’t get 9 spam calls an hour, 24/7? Oh, late stage capitalism, you really are as annoying as you are deadly
Bigots know they can’t win an actual debate; they only show up to ruin your day
September 5, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Bigots know they can’t win an actual debate; they only show up to ruin your day
Late night streaming! twitch.tv/TelferDan
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Oops, All Sombra | Streaming overwatch.
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September 4, 2026 at 5:55 AM
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Be the Judy-from-Cyberpunk-2077 you want to see in the world
September 1, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Be the Judy-from-Cyberpunk-2077 you want to see in the world
Around once a year, a friend will say “Reddit is great, post your issue over there, people will have insight!”
And I will go back, post, and immediately the subreddit deconstructs me, says my issue isn’t real because of factual errors, and I delete my account again
i am too soft for this world
And I will go back, post, and immediately the subreddit deconstructs me, says my issue isn’t real because of factual errors, and I delete my account again
i am too soft for this world
August 31, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Around once a year, a friend will say “Reddit is great, post your issue over there, people will have insight!”
And I will go back, post, and immediately the subreddit deconstructs me, says my issue isn’t real because of factual errors, and I delete my account again
i am too soft for this world
And I will go back, post, and immediately the subreddit deconstructs me, says my issue isn’t real because of factual errors, and I delete my account again
i am too soft for this world
Anyone else on PS5 have Cyberpunk 2077 removed from their game library, despite having paid full price for it years ago?
PSN does say if I upgrade to PS+ Extra I can download it again, though!
I have never felt less confident about digital-only media.
Hey @cdprojektred.com, what the heck?
PSN does say if I upgrade to PS+ Extra I can download it again, though!
I have never felt less confident about digital-only media.
Hey @cdprojektred.com, what the heck?
August 30, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Anyone else on PS5 have Cyberpunk 2077 removed from their game library, despite having paid full price for it years ago?
PSN does say if I upgrade to PS+ Extra I can download it again, though!
I have never felt less confident about digital-only media.
Hey @cdprojektred.com, what the heck?
PSN does say if I upgrade to PS+ Extra I can download it again, though!
I have never felt less confident about digital-only media.
Hey @cdprojektred.com, what the heck?
There’s a new Star Wars game?! twitch.tv/TelferDan
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New Star Wars?! | Streaming star wars zero company.
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August 27, 2026 at 10:44 PM
There’s a new Star Wars game?! twitch.tv/TelferDan
Nightswimming
deserves a body of water
The photograph on the dashboard, taken years ago
Showing what water was like before data centers
Every streetlight reveals evaporative cooling in reverse
Still, it's so much clearer
I forgot my artwork at the aggregrator
Hydration’s low tonight
deserves a body of water
The photograph on the dashboard, taken years ago
Showing what water was like before data centers
Every streetlight reveals evaporative cooling in reverse
Still, it's so much clearer
I forgot my artwork at the aggregrator
Hydration’s low tonight
August 27, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Nightswimming
deserves a body of water
The photograph on the dashboard, taken years ago
Showing what water was like before data centers
Every streetlight reveals evaporative cooling in reverse
Still, it's so much clearer
I forgot my artwork at the aggregrator
Hydration’s low tonight
deserves a body of water
The photograph on the dashboard, taken years ago
Showing what water was like before data centers
Every streetlight reveals evaporative cooling in reverse
Still, it's so much clearer
I forgot my artwork at the aggregrator
Hydration’s low tonight
There’s a new playable D&D species on the @darkestwhimsy.com Patreon! Sign up to get the PDF, you also support the show AND a lore primer! www.patreon.com/darkestwhims...
Red Pandafolk - Playable Race | Darkest Whimsy
Red Pandafolk - Playable Race by Darkest Whimsy on Patreon. Join Darkest Whimsy's community for exclusive content and updates.
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August 27, 2026 at 8:36 PM
There’s a new playable D&D species on the @darkestwhimsy.com Patreon! Sign up to get the PDF, you also support the show AND a lore primer! www.patreon.com/darkestwhims...
We will have lightsabers with tentacle blades before a Star Wars video game lets you make a non-binary custom character.
August 27, 2026 at 4:00 AM
We will have lightsabers with tentacle blades before a Star Wars video game lets you make a non-binary custom character.
Sometimes I like to listen to music at a café and openly sob when the Lord of the Rings score gets to the penny whistle part. As a treat!
August 25, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Sometimes I like to listen to music at a café and openly sob when the Lord of the Rings score gets to the penny whistle part. As a treat!
Today’s Fun Fact: Green Day released Dookie AFTER Nirvana released In Utero, which is insane to exactly one person
August 25, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Today’s Fun Fact: Green Day released Dookie AFTER Nirvana released In Utero, which is insane to exactly one person