Darth Putin
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Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Tea connoisseur. Author. Window installer. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently.
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Darth Putin
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· Jul 13
Today is 500 days since Zelensky was told Ukraine has no cards.
We are about 2 steps from Donald having the FBI blow up some apartment blocks as an excuse to cancel the mid-terms.
October 24, 2026 at 1:53 PM
We are about 2 steps from Donald having the FBI blow up some apartment blocks as an excuse to cancel the mid-terms.
Who are you calling "parody"?
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A parody account points out an obvious geopolitical reality. Europe willingly shackled itself to dependence on Russian fossil fuels, which slowly but surely led to its political subservience to Russia.
OTD in 1980 West Germany signed what was then largest ever gas deal with USSR. We had just invaded Afghanistan. But our butchery never gets in the way of profits. A message we noted.
Imagine, Germany funding Russian war machine & dismissing warnings about it.
Imagine, Germany funding Russian war machine & dismissing warnings about it.
October 24, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Who are you calling "parody"?
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OTD in 1946 Ukraine joined the United Nations. Further proof it isn't really a country.
October 24, 2026 at 9:30 AM
OTD in 1946 Ukraine joined the United Nations. Further proof it isn't really a country.
OTD in 1980 West Germany signed what was then largest ever gas deal with USSR. We had just invaded Afghanistan. But our butchery never gets in the way of profits. A message we noted.
Imagine, Germany funding Russian war machine & dismissing warnings about it.
Imagine, Germany funding Russian war machine & dismissing warnings about it.
October 24, 2026 at 9:23 AM
OTD in 1980 West Germany signed what was then largest ever gas deal with USSR. We had just invaded Afghanistan. But our butchery never gets in the way of profits. A message we noted.
Imagine, Germany funding Russian war machine & dismissing warnings about it.
Imagine, Germany funding Russian war machine & dismissing warnings about it.
Russia requires a security guarantee that Ukraine will not defend itself the next time we attack it.
October 23, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Russia requires a security guarantee that Ukraine will not defend itself the next time we attack it.
Great powers do not ask for security guarantees, they give them. So we are not one.
And the last time Ukraine declined a proposed security guarantee, Russia's guarantee was that Russia would guarantee to protect Ukraine from an invasion in the event that Russia invaded Ukraine.
True story.
And the last time Ukraine declined a proposed security guarantee, Russia's guarantee was that Russia would guarantee to protect Ukraine from an invasion in the event that Russia invaded Ukraine.
True story.
Peskov says Russia-US-Ukraine trilateral talks are set for Abu Dhabi in the first half of November, focused on security guarantees for Russia and Ukraine after a peace settlement.
October 23, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Great powers do not ask for security guarantees, they give them. So we are not one.
And the last time Ukraine declined a proposed security guarantee, Russia's guarantee was that Russia would guarantee to protect Ukraine from an invasion in the event that Russia invaded Ukraine.
True story.
And the last time Ukraine declined a proposed security guarantee, Russia's guarantee was that Russia would guarantee to protect Ukraine from an invasion in the event that Russia invaded Ukraine.
True story.
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In these dismal times it is a constant joy to witness the BBC standing up to an American president who is no better than a gangster running a protection racket
October 22, 2026 at 4:43 PM
In these dismal times it is a constant joy to witness the BBC standing up to an American president who is no better than a gangster running a protection racket
It is an outrage that the EU should be interested in the fact an EU member should be involved in supplying an invasion against an EU candidate member that the UN declared illegal.
It's only issue if it supplies other war crimes that we *do* care about.
It's only issue if it supplies other war crimes that we *do* care about.
Some raw material produced by Irish refinery ‘undoubtedly’ supplying Russian military, EU’s sanctions envoy says
Some raw material produced by Irish refinery ‘undoubtedly’ supplying Russian military, EU’s sanctions envoy says
Possible quotas for Aughinish exports to Russia considered by Brussels officials
www.irishtimes.com
October 23, 2026 at 6:50 AM
It is an outrage that the EU should be interested in the fact an EU member should be involved in supplying an invasion against an EU candidate member that the UN declared illegal.
It's only issue if it supplies other war crimes that we *do* care about.
It's only issue if it supplies other war crimes that we *do* care about.
OTD in 1956 a "fascist revolution" of “hooligans financed by imperialist West" began in Hungary. This meant USSR had to send its army on holiday to liberate them from themselves.
Imagine such a bullshit excuse today. Orban could anyway.
Imagine such a bullshit excuse today. Orban could anyway.
October 23, 2026 at 6:38 AM
OTD in 1956 a "fascist revolution" of “hooligans financed by imperialist West" began in Hungary. This meant USSR had to send its army on holiday to liberate them from themselves.
Imagine such a bullshit excuse today. Orban could anyway.
Imagine such a bullshit excuse today. Orban could anyway.
It used to be about NATO expansion and nazis
But the past changes so quickly that you can have no idea what will happen yesterday.
But the past changes so quickly that you can have no idea what will happen yesterday.
Putin: "The lands lost by Ukraine are not their territory, they are Russia’s historical lands."
October 22, 2026 at 8:32 PM
It used to be about NATO expansion and nazis
But the past changes so quickly that you can have no idea what will happen yesterday.
But the past changes so quickly that you can have no idea what will happen yesterday.
Not much room for misunderstanding here, tbh.
I live in Kyiv and have been under constant RU shelling for over 4 years. And if I were smashed by a drone or missile and my body parts were scattered around the place, I'd like three photographs to take HQ pictures of every single limb without even blurring my face (if anything was left of it)...
October 22, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Not much room for misunderstanding here, tbh.
You're right. Only a psychopath would laugh.
But treating the people who enabled their killing with respect as if we aren't responsible dishonors the dead more.
But treating the people who enabled their killing with respect as if we aren't responsible dishonors the dead more.
This is not funny.
Please, a little bit of respect to the dead.
Please, a little bit of respect to the dead.
October 22, 2026 at 9:44 AM
You're right. Only a psychopath would laugh.
But treating the people who enabled their killing with respect as if we aren't responsible dishonors the dead more.
But treating the people who enabled their killing with respect as if we aren't responsible dishonors the dead more.
Can you recall the faux outrage that Biden let the Ukrainian military use cluster munitions on the battlefield?
It stands in contrast to the silence that we use them on civilians.
It stands in contrast to the silence that we use them on civilians.
Russia struck Kyiv’s historic center overnight with an Iskander ballistic missile carrying a K5 cluster warhead. Its 58 submunitions explode in midair across a 400×400m area.
A nice addition to the humanitarian aid package – ensuring that as many people as possible receive their share ✨
A nice addition to the humanitarian aid package – ensuring that as many people as possible receive their share ✨
October 22, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Can you recall the faux outrage that Biden let the Ukrainian military use cluster munitions on the battlefield?
It stands in contrast to the silence that we use them on civilians.
It stands in contrast to the silence that we use them on civilians.
OTD in 1946 Operation Osoaviakhim took place in soviet controlled Germany. 2500 engineers were deported to USSR to help build soviet weapons & rockets using Nazi technology & expertise.
Which is awkward af for my trolls cos they think only US used ex-Nazi engineers.
Which is awkward af for my trolls cos they think only US used ex-Nazi engineers.
October 22, 2026 at 8:57 AM
OTD in 1946 Operation Osoaviakhim took place in soviet controlled Germany. 2500 engineers were deported to USSR to help build soviet weapons & rockets using Nazi technology & expertise.
Which is awkward af for my trolls cos they think only US used ex-Nazi engineers.
Which is awkward af for my trolls cos they think only US used ex-Nazi engineers.
Prez: The EU is pressuring to investigate if Irish alumina is ending up in Russian weapons. Apparently this is bad. Would it also be bad if it were for Israeli weapons?
Clare Daly: Blocked.
Clare Daly: Blocked.
October 22, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Prez: The EU is pressuring to investigate if Irish alumina is ending up in Russian weapons. Apparently this is bad. Would it also be bad if it were for Israeli weapons?
Clare Daly: Blocked.
Clare Daly: Blocked.
When we say "active neutrality is the only sensible policy for a small country", does it mean we should stand silent about Gaza and Iran?
Or does it apply only to Russia?
Or does it apply only to Russia?
"Active neutrality is the only sensible policy for a small country to adopt in the modern world."
Former MEP and international peace campaigner Clare Daly @claredalyirl.bsky.social states the simple, clear meaning of neutrality in international law.
Former MEP and international peace campaigner Clare Daly @claredalyirl.bsky.social states the simple, clear meaning of neutrality in international law.
October 22, 2026 at 7:55 AM
When we say "active neutrality is the only sensible policy for a small country", does it mean we should stand silent about Gaza and Iran?
Or does it apply only to Russia?
Or does it apply only to Russia?
The international humanist society held a meeting in Nova Vodolaha
October 22, 2026 at 7:00 AM
The international humanist society held a meeting in Nova Vodolaha
Does this apply to weapons sales to Israel? Asking for a friend who has wild notions of moral consistency..
October 21, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Does this apply to weapons sales to Israel? Asking for a friend who has wild notions of moral consistency..
This refers to Mariupol. The word "appear" is superfluous.
But we did it anti imperialisticly.
But we did it anti imperialisticly.
October 21, 2026 at 1:52 PM
This refers to Mariupol. The word "appear" is superfluous.
But we did it anti imperialisticly.
But we did it anti imperialisticly.
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We in Ireland 🇮🇪 voted tankie Mick Wallace out the last time he decided to run. In fairness he did reply to my email..
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October 21, 2026 at 10:19 AM
We in Ireland 🇮🇪 voted tankie Mick Wallace out the last time he decided to run. In fairness he did reply to my email..
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It’s Back to the Future Day.
Imagine building a time machine, going to 1985 only to find Russia run by the KGB who started a brutal war they can’t win whilst blaming everything on the USA. The only difference is the party of Reagan are on our side now.
Imagine building a time machine, going to 1985 only to find Russia run by the KGB who started a brutal war they can’t win whilst blaming everything on the USA. The only difference is the party of Reagan are on our side now.
October 21, 2026 at 9:31 AM
It’s Back to the Future Day.
Imagine building a time machine, going to 1985 only to find Russia run by the KGB who started a brutal war they can’t win whilst blaming everything on the USA. The only difference is the party of Reagan are on our side now.
Imagine building a time machine, going to 1985 only to find Russia run by the KGB who started a brutal war they can’t win whilst blaming everything on the USA. The only difference is the party of Reagan are on our side now.
OTD in 1994 The "Agreement between the Russian Federation and the Republic of Moldova on Matters Related to Jurisdiction and Mutual Legal Assistance / 14th Army Withdrawal" was signed in Moscow. It required Russian forced to leave Moldova within 3 years.
32 years later they are still there.
32 years later they are still there.
October 21, 2026 at 9:25 AM
OTD in 1994 The "Agreement between the Russian Federation and the Republic of Moldova on Matters Related to Jurisdiction and Mutual Legal Assistance / 14th Army Withdrawal" was signed in Moscow. It required Russian forced to leave Moldova within 3 years.
32 years later they are still there.
32 years later they are still there.
Day 1701 of my 3 day war. Today is 600 days since Zelensky was told Ukraine has no cards. 🇺🇦♣️
I remain a master strategist.
I remain a master strategist.
October 21, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Day 1701 of my 3 day war. Today is 600 days since Zelensky was told Ukraine has no cards. 🇺🇦♣️
I remain a master strategist.
I remain a master strategist.
Trump: "Russia, frankly, has been fine on Ukraine."
Russia, being "fine on Ukraine".
Russia, being "fine on Ukraine".
October 20, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Trump: "Russia, frankly, has been fine on Ukraine."
Russia, being "fine on Ukraine".
Russia, being "fine on Ukraine".