Call Me D'Artagnan
@dartopher.bsky.social
Proud cat parent and gay ace kitchen witch
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In honor of Black Cat Appreciation Day, I offer our own little void Falina!
August 17, 2026 at 3:43 PM
In honor of Black Cat Appreciation Day, I offer our own little void Falina!
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*sigh* You know you're gay when you ask yourself who from Hadestown you could dress up as for Halloween, and you answer yourself, "The personification of Orpheus's song." 🙄 And you actually get excited about the costume you start thinking up! 😆 #Hadestown #Orpheus #GayHalloween
August 10, 2026 at 2:22 AM
*sigh* You know you're gay when you ask yourself who from Hadestown you could dress up as for Halloween, and you answer yourself, "The personification of Orpheus's song." 🙄 And you actually get excited about the costume you start thinking up! 😆 #Hadestown #Orpheus #GayHalloween
"You don't want kids? Who is going to take care of you when you're older?"
A question from Reddit that I'll answer here:
"What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?"
"What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?"
August 7, 2026 at 1:10 AM
"You don't want kids? Who is going to take care of you when you're older?"
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
July 30, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort
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Crossposted with @openvibe.social
July 16, 2026 at 11:16 PM
The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort
Crossposted with @openvibe.social
Crossposted with @openvibe.social
Cast yourself as a villain
July 4, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Cast yourself as a villain
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Now and always, say NO to Al ✊️
June 23, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Now and always, say NO to Al ✊️
If you know what the Red Curtain Trilogy is, we should be best friends!
June 15, 2026 at 4:23 AM
If you know what the Red Curtain Trilogy is, we should be best friends!
4 women from pop culture who made you gay as a child
June 14, 2026 at 3:09 AM
4 women from pop culture who made you gay as a child
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The "dark, scary raven" cliché is ridiculous to me. Like crows, ravens are social, playful, and diurnal. They love sunbathing, FFS.
In Native cosmologies, Raven is a creator, healer, and agent of transformation. Tired of living in darkness, he brought sunlight to the world. bsky.app/profile/lori...
In Native cosmologies, Raven is a creator, healer, and agent of transformation. Tired of living in darkness, he brought sunlight to the world. bsky.app/profile/lori...
Just found out it's #CrowandRavenAppreciationDay and I just have to post something! Here's a Common Raven fledgling that I had so much fun watching last year. #Corvid #birds #photography #ECK #WestCoastKin #PhotographersUnited
May 16, 2026 at 7:43 PM
The "dark, scary raven" cliché is ridiculous to me. Like crows, ravens are social, playful, and diurnal. They love sunbathing, FFS.
In Native cosmologies, Raven is a creator, healer, and agent of transformation. Tired of living in darkness, he brought sunlight to the world. bsky.app/profile/lori...
In Native cosmologies, Raven is a creator, healer, and agent of transformation. Tired of living in darkness, he brought sunlight to the world. bsky.app/profile/lori...
Drop Some Colorful Hair
Taste the rainbow, bitches!
Taste the rainbow, bitches!
May 19, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Drop Some Colorful Hair
Taste the rainbow, bitches!
Taste the rainbow, bitches!
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don't mess with asexuals. we're not fucking around
May 5, 2026 at 6:57 AM
don't mess with asexuals. we're not fucking around
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Happy trans day of visibility 🏳️⚧️ here's your reminder that I'm not a safe person to share your transphobia with ✨
March 31, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Happy trans day of visibility 🏳️⚧️ here's your reminder that I'm not a safe person to share your transphobia with ✨
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Attended the #Peoria #NoKings protest today with my husband @dartopher.bsky.social
Protect your rights by using them. Speak up for those who have been silenced. Lean into community. Look out for one another.
#NoIranWar #FreeGaza #FreeCuba #FreeVenezuela #ICEOut #FuckICE #NoOneIsIllegal
Protect your rights by using them. Speak up for those who have been silenced. Lean into community. Look out for one another.
#NoIranWar #FreeGaza #FreeCuba #FreeVenezuela #ICEOut #FuckICE #NoOneIsIllegal
March 28, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Attended the #Peoria #NoKings protest today with my husband @dartopher.bsky.social
Protect your rights by using them. Speak up for those who have been silenced. Lean into community. Look out for one another.
#NoIranWar #FreeGaza #FreeCuba #FreeVenezuela #ICEOut #FuckICE #NoOneIsIllegal
Protect your rights by using them. Speak up for those who have been silenced. Lean into community. Look out for one another.
#NoIranWar #FreeGaza #FreeCuba #FreeVenezuela #ICEOut #FuckICE #NoOneIsIllegal
Reflect, create, accept
first 3 words is what’s in store for you this season…happy spring equinox 🌞🌱
March 21, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Reflect, create, accept
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“Don’t make it political” is the outcry of the whitest of white privilege.
March 16, 2026 at 2:30 AM
“Don’t make it political” is the outcry of the whitest of white privilege.
The Lion, the Witch, and the Fucking Wardrobe ... thought about putting it as the Fucking Witch instead, but somehow being irrationally pissed at a piece of furniture makes it better!
LOTR: The Return of the Fucking King
War and FUCKING Peace.
March 15, 2026 at 6:01 PM
The Lion, the Witch, and the Fucking Wardrobe ... thought about putting it as the Fucking Witch instead, but somehow being irrationally pissed at a piece of furniture makes it better!
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you
Hi everyone, my name is D’Artagnan
Okay, so this is actually my middle name, and I love it! My dad wanted it to be my first name, but my mom wasn’t going for that. And yes, he was a Dumas fan!
Hi everyone, my name is D’Artagnan
Okay, so this is actually my middle name, and I love it! My dad wanted it to be my first name, but my mom wasn’t going for that. And yes, he was a Dumas fan!
February 3, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you
Hi everyone, my name is D’Artagnan
Okay, so this is actually my middle name, and I love it! My dad wanted it to be my first name, but my mom wasn’t going for that. And yes, he was a Dumas fan!
Hi everyone, my name is D’Artagnan
Okay, so this is actually my middle name, and I love it! My dad wanted it to be my first name, but my mom wasn’t going for that. And yes, he was a Dumas fan!
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness:
January 31, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness:
Watched this in honor of her tonight 😢😢😢
January 31, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Watched this in honor of her tonight 😢😢😢