Dasha Sierra
@dashasierra.com
🇫🇷 je suis française 🇦🇺 residing within
miniskirts, star trek, synthwave, programmer
pls address me as mademoiselle
There is *adult* content on my feed. No minors. If you don't like adult content, go elsewhere.
twitch.tv/dashasierra
I do not read DMs.
miniskirts, star trek, synthwave, programmer
pls address me as mademoiselle
There is *adult* content on my feed. No minors. If you don't like adult content, go elsewhere.
twitch.tv/dashasierra
I do not read DMs.
The top pig has written an opinion piece begging Australians to stop using illicit drugs because it's fuelling organised crime.
The only reason it's fuelling it is because you're enforcing laws that shouldn't even exist. Legalise drugs, problem goes away. You lost the war on drugs. Get a real job.
The only reason it's fuelling it is because you're enforcing laws that shouldn't even exist. Legalise drugs, problem goes away. You lost the war on drugs. Get a real job.
September 14, 2026 at 10:31 PM
The top pig has written an opinion piece begging Australians to stop using illicit drugs because it's fuelling organised crime.
The only reason it's fuelling it is because you're enforcing laws that shouldn't even exist. Legalise drugs, problem goes away. You lost the war on drugs. Get a real job.
The only reason it's fuelling it is because you're enforcing laws that shouldn't even exist. Legalise drugs, problem goes away. You lost the war on drugs. Get a real job.
I think I should wear this to the office.
[Y]es/[H]ell Yes?
[Y]es/[H]ell Yes?
Emerald Forest stunning teal sequin lace bodycage with detachable wings.
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September 14, 2026 at 10:06 PM
I think I should wear this to the office.
[Y]es/[H]ell Yes?
[Y]es/[H]ell Yes?
Girl, long hair, short skirt. That's all it takes. 🤤
I'm a simple girl.
I'm a simple girl.
September 14, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Girl, long hair, short skirt. That's all it takes. 🤤
I'm a simple girl.
I'm a simple girl.
And one more time because it's fun to rub their noses in it. Hell that's what they do to the transes every single day. Not so fun when shoes on the other foot, is it?
September 13, 2026 at 1:04 AM
And one more time because it's fun to rub their noses in it. Hell that's what they do to the transes every single day. Not so fun when shoes on the other foot, is it?
Whenever you travel somewhere for a well-earned holiday I recommend you leave on Monday. The psychological effects of doing something exciting on a Monday instead of making some rich asshole richer, will totally blow your mind and makes the trip a billion times better.
Try it next time! You'll see.
Try it next time! You'll see.
September 13, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Whenever you travel somewhere for a well-earned holiday I recommend you leave on Monday. The psychological effects of doing something exciting on a Monday instead of making some rich asshole richer, will totally blow your mind and makes the trip a billion times better.
Try it next time! You'll see.
Try it next time! You'll see.
And yes I realise this is all boring, petty, and stupid...
But I really, really like to win.
But I really, really like to win.
I am a very competitive person.
The oldies across the street threw down the gauntlet by trimming their plants and manicuring their lawn.
I spent the whole day making my lawn and plants look even better than theirs.
Suck it, boomers. Millennials even do your hobbies better than you. 😂
The oldies across the street threw down the gauntlet by trimming their plants and manicuring their lawn.
I spent the whole day making my lawn and plants look even better than theirs.
Suck it, boomers. Millennials even do your hobbies better than you. 😂
September 12, 2026 at 10:47 AM
And yes I realise this is all boring, petty, and stupid...
But I really, really like to win.
But I really, really like to win.
I am a very competitive person.
The oldies across the street threw down the gauntlet by trimming their plants and manicuring their lawn.
I spent the whole day making my lawn and plants look even better than theirs.
Suck it, boomers. Millennials even do your hobbies better than you. 😂
The oldies across the street threw down the gauntlet by trimming their plants and manicuring their lawn.
I spent the whole day making my lawn and plants look even better than theirs.
Suck it, boomers. Millennials even do your hobbies better than you. 😂
September 12, 2026 at 10:23 AM
I am a very competitive person.
The oldies across the street threw down the gauntlet by trimming their plants and manicuring their lawn.
I spent the whole day making my lawn and plants look even better than theirs.
Suck it, boomers. Millennials even do your hobbies better than you. 😂
The oldies across the street threw down the gauntlet by trimming their plants and manicuring their lawn.
I spent the whole day making my lawn and plants look even better than theirs.
Suck it, boomers. Millennials even do your hobbies better than you. 😂
I'm reposting this because suffer in your jocks, ass wipes. 🖕🏻
The High Court of Australia has agreed: you cannot discriminate against any person based on their sex at birth and sex is variable. You cannot have a cis only club.
There are no more avenues of appeal. So stop being assholes and leave the transes alone.
I'm going to go home and sleep with my wife.
There are no more avenues of appeal. So stop being assholes and leave the transes alone.
I'm going to go home and sleep with my wife.
September 11, 2026 at 9:24 AM
I'm reposting this because suffer in your jocks, ass wipes. 🖕🏻
The High Court of Australia has agreed: you cannot discriminate against any person based on their sex at birth and sex is variable. You cannot have a cis only club.
There are no more avenues of appeal. So stop being assholes and leave the transes alone.
I'm going to go home and sleep with my wife.
There are no more avenues of appeal. So stop being assholes and leave the transes alone.
I'm going to go home and sleep with my wife.
September 10, 2026 at 9:33 PM
The High Court of Australia has agreed: you cannot discriminate against any person based on their sex at birth and sex is variable. You cannot have a cis only club.
There are no more avenues of appeal. So stop being assholes and leave the transes alone.
I'm going to go home and sleep with my wife.
There are no more avenues of appeal. So stop being assholes and leave the transes alone.
I'm going to go home and sleep with my wife.
Flo found a dead funnel web in the pool. Poor little fella had too much saltwater to drink I suppose. Anyway, used the leaf skimmer to trebuchet him right back into the forest.
🕷️ Wheeeee!!! 🕷️
And that's my Tuesday. Otherwise I am in an extremely bitchy mood and not a good conversationalist.
🕷️ Wheeeee!!! 🕷️
And that's my Tuesday. Otherwise I am in an extremely bitchy mood and not a good conversationalist.
September 8, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Flo found a dead funnel web in the pool. Poor little fella had too much saltwater to drink I suppose. Anyway, used the leaf skimmer to trebuchet him right back into the forest.
🕷️ Wheeeee!!! 🕷️
And that's my Tuesday. Otherwise I am in an extremely bitchy mood and not a good conversationalist.
🕷️ Wheeeee!!! 🕷️
And that's my Tuesday. Otherwise I am in an extremely bitchy mood and not a good conversationalist.
Nvidia driver updates *never* fix the problem.
September 7, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Nvidia driver updates *never* fix the problem.
Apparently you can hear me cumming from outside, even with the windows and doors closed, under the covers, while being smothered with a pillow.
I didn't realise I was that much of a moaner, but there you go.
I didn't realise I was that much of a moaner, but there you go.
September 6, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Apparently you can hear me cumming from outside, even with the windows and doors closed, under the covers, while being smothered with a pillow.
I didn't realise I was that much of a moaner, but there you go.
I didn't realise I was that much of a moaner, but there you go.
I dropped my phone down my cleavage and it took a photo on the way down. Enjoy.
September 5, 2026 at 10:20 AM
I dropped my phone down my cleavage and it took a photo on the way down. Enjoy.
Today's stupid award goes to Bunnings® Warehouse, who required an investigation to find out what happened to my same-day delivery as it didn't turn up. Turns out they forgot they don't offer same day delivery, but have it on their website and charge for it.
What the fuck is going on in the world.
What the fuck is going on in the world.
September 4, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Today's stupid award goes to Bunnings® Warehouse, who required an investigation to find out what happened to my same-day delivery as it didn't turn up. Turns out they forgot they don't offer same day delivery, but have it on their website and charge for it.
What the fuck is going on in the world.
What the fuck is going on in the world.
I have it under good advice that everybody needs a bosom for a pillow, everybody needs a bosom. 🛎️🛎️
September 3, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I have it under good advice that everybody needs a bosom for a pillow, everybody needs a bosom. 🛎️🛎️
Blackboards > whiteboards.
And I will die on this hill. Enjoy your retina burning whiteboards, I'd rather chalkosis thanks very much.
And I will die on this hill. Enjoy your retina burning whiteboards, I'd rather chalkosis thanks very much.
September 2, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Blackboards > whiteboards.
And I will die on this hill. Enjoy your retina burning whiteboards, I'd rather chalkosis thanks very much.
And I will die on this hill. Enjoy your retina burning whiteboards, I'd rather chalkosis thanks very much.
Reposted by Dasha Sierra
She's a ten but her orgasm sounds like a Wilhelm scream.
August 31, 2026 at 9:50 AM
She's a ten but her orgasm sounds like a Wilhelm scream.
I smell like saltwater swimming pool. I have nothing else to say.
August 29, 2026 at 11:31 AM
I smell like saltwater swimming pool. I have nothing else to say.
Computers are binary machines. Things either work, or they don't. So why is it that when my card transaction is declined, saying "try it again", works every time? What happened the first time? Did a shark fart on an undersea cable? Are you using MySQL? What? How can software be THAT unreliable.
August 29, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Computers are binary machines. Things either work, or they don't. So why is it that when my card transaction is declined, saying "try it again", works every time? What happened the first time? Did a shark fart on an undersea cable? Are you using MySQL? What? How can software be THAT unreliable.
British people carpet their bathrooms, and sometimes kitchens and laundry too. YIKES. 🤯
And don't get me started on the British B&B where the shitter was in the wardrobe!?! Nobody expects to open a wardrobe to find grandpa dumping a steamer.
Jesus Christ and you're worried bout transes in sport!?
And don't get me started on the British B&B where the shitter was in the wardrobe!?! Nobody expects to open a wardrobe to find grandpa dumping a steamer.
Jesus Christ and you're worried bout transes in sport!?
August 28, 2026 at 2:25 AM
British people carpet their bathrooms, and sometimes kitchens and laundry too. YIKES. 🤯
And don't get me started on the British B&B where the shitter was in the wardrobe!?! Nobody expects to open a wardrobe to find grandpa dumping a steamer.
Jesus Christ and you're worried bout transes in sport!?
And don't get me started on the British B&B where the shitter was in the wardrobe!?! Nobody expects to open a wardrobe to find grandpa dumping a steamer.
Jesus Christ and you're worried bout transes in sport!?
Reposted by Dasha Sierra
Whenever I feel starved of affection, I go find some cops, then run past them as fast as I can, like really ridiculously fast. Thirty seconds later... cuddles!! 💜
August 26, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Whenever I feel starved of affection, I go find some cops, then run past them as fast as I can, like really ridiculously fast. Thirty seconds later... cuddles!! 💜
Whenever I feel starved of affection, I go find some cops, then run past them as fast as I can, like really ridiculously fast. Thirty seconds later... cuddles!! 💜
August 26, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Whenever I feel starved of affection, I go find some cops, then run past them as fast as I can, like really ridiculously fast. Thirty seconds later... cuddles!! 💜
Here's my voice for the curious. I do not do Vocaroo.
August 26, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Here's my voice for the curious. I do not do Vocaroo.
It's an MD-11 postcard. I like this plane; she's crazy -- just like me!
August 25, 2026 at 8:10 AM
It's an MD-11 postcard. I like this plane; she's crazy -- just like me!