datatext.bsky.social
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I know my lifestyle is driiiiving you crazy
I have once again solved the issue of “handsome men in handsome pants not finding me attractive” by buying the handsome pants just for myself, to wear
October 3, 2026 at 12:51 PM
I have once again solved the issue of “handsome men in handsome pants not finding me attractive” by buying the handsome pants just for myself, to wear
Anyway I’m just living out the rest of my days until I go back to Ukraine and get droned down by russian terrorists (while some artsy russian movie is receiving awards). I’ve achieved nothing I wanted to achieve (performing music & having love) & I don’t have the spark anymore to try and work for it
September 27, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Anyway I’m just living out the rest of my days until I go back to Ukraine and get droned down by russian terrorists (while some artsy russian movie is receiving awards). I’ve achieved nothing I wanted to achieve (performing music & having love) & I don’t have the spark anymore to try and work for it
It pmo sm when ppl complain abt loneliness & feeling ugly & anxious abt romance but they somehow had 10 hot bfs/gfs since 15. & u ask them “how did u manage to get invited on dates then” they’re like “idk it just happened”? Try not even being considered as a potential interest by ANYONE EVER lol
September 27, 2026 at 2:26 AM
It pmo sm when ppl complain abt loneliness & feeling ugly & anxious abt romance but they somehow had 10 hot bfs/gfs since 15. & u ask them “how did u manage to get invited on dates then” they’re like “idk it just happened”? Try not even being considered as a potential interest by ANYONE EVER lol
Ppl don’t understand how hard it is when you’ve only been laughed at and completely ignored by any person you’re interested in since puberty. How you look at a guy and think he’s dreamy and cute but he just ends up making fun of your face and small chest. And it never changes. It never gets better
September 27, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Ppl don’t understand how hard it is when you’ve only been laughed at and completely ignored by any person you’re interested in since puberty. How you look at a guy and think he’s dreamy and cute but he just ends up making fun of your face and small chest. And it never changes. It never gets better
Realizing all of this doesn’t stop me from hating myself & seeing myself as the ugliest most unsexy creature on earth. The fact that nobody I liked has ever liked me back and I only ever got attention from creepy drunk bald unwell divorced older men (2x times & nobody else really) don’t help
September 27, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Realizing all of this doesn’t stop me from hating myself & seeing myself as the ugliest most unsexy creature on earth. The fact that nobody I liked has ever liked me back and I only ever got attention from creepy drunk bald unwell divorced older men (2x times & nobody else really) don’t help
I suffered from ED insanity (still do) & I was 43 kg 2 years ago (now 10 more), & I still had a puffy protruding stomach when HUNGRY, even with enough abs toning. It’s just not something that’s real. An incredibly rare thing. There’s intestines & a uterus of certain size. It’s not gonna go away
September 27, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I suffered from ED insanity (still do) & I was 43 kg 2 years ago (now 10 more), & I still had a puffy protruding stomach when HUNGRY, even with enough abs toning. It’s just not something that’s real. An incredibly rare thing. There’s intestines & a uterus of certain size. It’s not gonna go away
The way only like 1-2% of women genetically are able to have flat stomachs & somehow that is the beauty standard & if you don’t have that extremely rare anomaly then you are worthless & should die apparently (no, toned abs & thinness don’t help, it’s just not achievable if you’re not born like that)
September 27, 2026 at 2:03 AM
The way only like 1-2% of women genetically are able to have flat stomachs & somehow that is the beauty standard & if you don’t have that extremely rare anomaly then you are worthless & should die apparently (no, toned abs & thinness don’t help, it’s just not achievable if you’re not born like that)
I have never in my life struggled with opening a jar, catching a spider or moving a wardrobe. I suspect this is why I’m a virgin at 30 lol
September 26, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I have never in my life struggled with opening a jar, catching a spider or moving a wardrobe. I suspect this is why I’m a virgin at 30 lol
Today for diabolical dinner: garlic bread, garlic CHEESE (idk tf that is just found it at the store), cocktail pickles, English breakfast tea with pistachio-flavored oatmilk + caramel peanut ice cream with *checks notes* kiwi fruit??? Tf is that even
September 26, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Today for diabolical dinner: garlic bread, garlic CHEESE (idk tf that is just found it at the store), cocktail pickles, English breakfast tea with pistachio-flavored oatmilk + caramel peanut ice cream with *checks notes* kiwi fruit??? Tf is that even
I think the can-opening sound is like a clicker to condition humans to want more cans of beverages
September 25, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I think the can-opening sound is like a clicker to condition humans to want more cans of beverages
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The only time I wish life was a video game is that I wish it took points off your life to litter
September 24, 2026 at 5:16 PM
The only time I wish life was a video game is that I wish it took points off your life to litter
I’m the type of person where: if I know you use Spotify/YouTube Music/whatever else, I will send you specifically Spotify/YouTube Music/whatever else links when I share songs, even though I use Apple music.
BUT for ME nobody ever does this and just shares links of whatever they’re using
BUT for ME nobody ever does this and just shares links of whatever they’re using
September 23, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I’m the type of person where: if I know you use Spotify/YouTube Music/whatever else, I will send you specifically Spotify/YouTube Music/whatever else links when I share songs, even though I use Apple music.
BUT for ME nobody ever does this and just shares links of whatever they’re using
BUT for ME nobody ever does this and just shares links of whatever they’re using
I am often angry
September 22, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I am often angry
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I LOVE gambling but I HATE how few ads there are for it!!
September 18, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I LOVE gambling but I HATE how few ads there are for it!!
But like socks are just gloves for feet
September 18, 2026 at 9:43 PM
But like socks are just gloves for feet
Love when children stare at me with jealousy bc I am a 30 year old woman always walking around with ice cream and soda amd chips and candy in my hands. Like yes I used to be like you but now I have OWN money
September 14, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Love when children stare at me with jealousy bc I am a 30 year old woman always walking around with ice cream and soda amd chips and candy in my hands. Like yes I used to be like you but now I have OWN money
Lemme tell you a story about kimchi stains on a white shirt (sad ending)
September 10, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Lemme tell you a story about kimchi stains on a white shirt (sad ending)
Sorry but ppl in Western Europe/EU legit don’t seem to know that you’re supposed to blow your nose quietly in the bathroom away from others and not just blow it like a trumpet at your desk or in the shared kitchen/dining area like what?? Do they only teach this to traumatized post-soviets??
September 9, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Sorry but ppl in Western Europe/EU legit don’t seem to know that you’re supposed to blow your nose quietly in the bathroom away from others and not just blow it like a trumpet at your desk or in the shared kitchen/dining area like what?? Do they only teach this to traumatized post-soviets??
Also I wanted to share my observation that Madonna is probably a fujoshi
September 7, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Also I wanted to share my observation that Madonna is probably a fujoshi
Don’t go to restaurants with genAI ads bc they probably make the food from genAI recipes too
September 7, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Don’t go to restaurants with genAI ads bc they probably make the food from genAI recipes too
I want to date women just to gain access to real boobs bc I never had access to them in my life (AAA cup) & it makes me sad. Like I was born female & am required to experience all this misogyny but I don’t even get to have one of the only good things about being female – boobs. Fucked up unfair life
August 27, 2026 at 5:30 PM
I want to date women just to gain access to real boobs bc I never had access to them in my life (AAA cup) & it makes me sad. Like I was born female & am required to experience all this misogyny but I don’t even get to have one of the only good things about being female – boobs. Fucked up unfair life
I think every single country on earth should be required to have an official soda drink you can purchase. Can design – just the flag. And ppl would be like “yeah, my favorite drink is *country name*”
August 22, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I think every single country on earth should be required to have an official soda drink you can purchase. Can design – just the flag. And ppl would be like “yeah, my favorite drink is *country name*”
I think a lot of ppl who plan to create babies could benefit from just downloading sims or buying a tamagotchi device
August 22, 2026 at 2:53 PM
I think a lot of ppl who plan to create babies could benefit from just downloading sims or buying a tamagotchi device
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I really love how gen ai has made my mid brain a genius brain (cuz everyone is getting so stupid)
August 22, 2026 at 6:22 AM
I really love how gen ai has made my mid brain a genius brain (cuz everyone is getting so stupid)
That mf broke my heart so bad I removed him from my LinkedIn network
August 22, 2026 at 1:26 PM
That mf broke my heart so bad I removed him from my LinkedIn network