DFDerp
@datfreakyderp.bsky.social
Mass Effect fanfic author Generally a huge derp when it comes to gaming and life in general Loves to play Dungeons and Dragons and other role playing games
This headline makes me giddy af.
August 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
This headline makes me giddy af.
Tonight was interesting at work. Found out one of the young adults I work with says only 300k Jews did in the Holocaust. Not 6 million.
Then said about 15 minutes later that the middle east needs to be removed from the map.
I kept my mouth shut but thought xenophobia isn't a good look.
Then said about 15 minutes later that the middle east needs to be removed from the map.
I kept my mouth shut but thought xenophobia isn't a good look.
July 29, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Tonight was interesting at work. Found out one of the young adults I work with says only 300k Jews did in the Holocaust. Not 6 million.
Then said about 15 minutes later that the middle east needs to be removed from the map.
I kept my mouth shut but thought xenophobia isn't a good look.
Then said about 15 minutes later that the middle east needs to be removed from the map.
I kept my mouth shut but thought xenophobia isn't a good look.
I work with a bunch of young kids(minors) and young adults. There's one I really don't like. Acts like their shit don't stink and just has a resting bitch face. They made a comment about sweating like I pig. I replied, pigs don't sweat.
They said, yes they do.
They said, yes they do.
Fozzie Bear's Classic Facepalm
ALT: Fozzie Bear's Classic Facepalm
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June 9, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I work with a bunch of young kids(minors) and young adults. There's one I really don't like. Acts like their shit don't stink and just has a resting bitch face. They made a comment about sweating like I pig. I replied, pigs don't sweat.
They said, yes they do.
They said, yes they do.
Masturbating Man Keeping Eye On Game — theonion.com/masturbating...
Masturbating Man Keeping Eye On Game
SCOTTSDALE, AZ—Though he focused the majority of his attention on stroking and squeezing his genitalia, sources confirmed that local masturbating man Kenneth Carter still managed to keep an eye on Thu...
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May 15, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Masturbating Man Keeping Eye On Game — theonion.com/masturbating...
I live in a small rural town of 4200 people and I hear police sirens almost as often as I did when I lived in a major city of one million people.
These are some bored cops.
These are some bored cops.
May 14, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I live in a small rural town of 4200 people and I hear police sirens almost as often as I did when I lived in a major city of one million people.
These are some bored cops.
These are some bored cops.
Over the years, I have found the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame as a complete and utter joke for the simple fact Iron Maiden hadn't been inducted.
This year, they Hall voters finally got their head out of their asses and are putting one of the best metal bands.
Dolly Pardon got in before Iron Maiden
This year, they Hall voters finally got their head out of their asses and are putting one of the best metal bands.
Dolly Pardon got in before Iron Maiden
a man with a mullet and a mustache is wearing a wig and making a funny face .
ALT: a man with a mullet and a mustache is wearing a wig and making a funny face .
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April 14, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Over the years, I have found the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame as a complete and utter joke for the simple fact Iron Maiden hadn't been inducted.
This year, they Hall voters finally got their head out of their asses and are putting one of the best metal bands.
Dolly Pardon got in before Iron Maiden
This year, they Hall voters finally got their head out of their asses and are putting one of the best metal bands.
Dolly Pardon got in before Iron Maiden
There is one thing I just love about commenting on Yahoo! articles. The more accurate the info you post, the higher the chance of it getting deleted.
I made a comment that West Virginia has the 3rd highest poverty rate per state behind MS and LA. So moving there you will be poor.
Got removed.
I made a comment that West Virginia has the 3rd highest poverty rate per state behind MS and LA. So moving there you will be poor.
Got removed.
March 2, 2026 at 10:25 PM
There is one thing I just love about commenting on Yahoo! articles. The more accurate the info you post, the higher the chance of it getting deleted.
I made a comment that West Virginia has the 3rd highest poverty rate per state behind MS and LA. So moving there you will be poor.
Got removed.
I made a comment that West Virginia has the 3rd highest poverty rate per state behind MS and LA. So moving there you will be poor.
Got removed.
I moved to back to Wisconsin in mid-January. Last month I got a job. Last night at my job, I met someone who actually admitted they voted for Trump.
When I asked why, she(white woman in her 40s) said she's not a Democrat and walked away from me as fast as she could.
As she walked away, I said...
When I asked why, she(white woman in her 40s) said she's not a Democrat and walked away from me as fast as she could.
As she walked away, I said...
March 2, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I moved to back to Wisconsin in mid-January. Last month I got a job. Last night at my job, I met someone who actually admitted they voted for Trump.
When I asked why, she(white woman in her 40s) said she's not a Democrat and walked away from me as fast as she could.
As she walked away, I said...
When I asked why, she(white woman in her 40s) said she's not a Democrat and walked away from me as fast as she could.
As she walked away, I said...
My fears on not finding a job are coming true. This sucks so much. I'm living with a friend on their couch and will be stuck here if I can't find work that will pay me enough to live on my own.
January 30, 2026 at 2:19 PM
My fears on not finding a job are coming true. This sucks so much. I'm living with a friend on their couch and will be stuck here if I can't find work that will pay me enough to live on my own.
The last tattoo I got before leaving for Wisconsin last week. I will miss my artist, but maybe some day he'll come and visit his parents in the Milwaukee area.
A coverup of stuff I didn't care for after all these years of getting them. 20 plus years ago.
A coverup of stuff I didn't care for after all these years of getting them. 20 plus years ago.
January 21, 2026 at 7:16 AM
The last tattoo I got before leaving for Wisconsin last week. I will miss my artist, but maybe some day he'll come and visit his parents in the Milwaukee area.
A coverup of stuff I didn't care for after all these years of getting them. 20 plus years ago.
A coverup of stuff I didn't care for after all these years of getting them. 20 plus years ago.
I am so glad to finally be out of Florida. Went to cold ass Wisconsin.
January 19, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I am so glad to finally be out of Florida. Went to cold ass Wisconsin.
Trump Implodes as His Lies Continue to Fail
YouTube video by Mary Trump Media
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January 4, 2026 at 3:27 AM
For everyone here on Bluesky
a young boy wearing a hat is standing in front of a door with a sign that says `` escape '' .
ALT: a young boy wearing a hat is standing in front of a door with a sign that says `` escape '' .
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December 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
For everyone here on Bluesky
Nothing screams Merry Christmas more than shooting off fireworks at midnight.
December 25, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Nothing screams Merry Christmas more than shooting off fireworks at midnight.
OMG, Metro by TMobile is wanting new security questions
1 is what was your childhood phone number? Last name of your 3rd grade teacher
I graduated high school in 1986 I don't remember most of those teacher's name and I don't remember the name of my 3rd grade teacher
WTF are with these questions
1 is what was your childhood phone number? Last name of your 3rd grade teacher
I graduated high school in 1986 I don't remember most of those teacher's name and I don't remember the name of my 3rd grade teacher
WTF are with these questions
December 18, 2025 at 8:11 AM
OMG, Metro by TMobile is wanting new security questions
1 is what was your childhood phone number? Last name of your 3rd grade teacher
I graduated high school in 1986 I don't remember most of those teacher's name and I don't remember the name of my 3rd grade teacher
WTF are with these questions
1 is what was your childhood phone number? Last name of your 3rd grade teacher
I graduated high school in 1986 I don't remember most of those teacher's name and I don't remember the name of my 3rd grade teacher
WTF are with these questions
I just finished watching Spinal Tap: The End Continues.
While not as funny as the original movie, but a damn funny movie. Especially the ending.
While not as funny as the original movie, but a damn funny movie. Especially the ending.
three men are sitting in a circle with one wearing a shirt that says ' rock ' on it
ALT: three men are sitting in a circle with one wearing a shirt that says ' rock ' on it
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December 16, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I just finished watching Spinal Tap: The End Continues.
While not as funny as the original movie, but a damn funny movie. Especially the ending.
While not as funny as the original movie, but a damn funny movie. Especially the ending.
Question for all the peeps.
Does your state have license plates of other public universities in other states like Florida?
So far over the last two nights, I've seen a U of Alabama plate and one for U of Georgia plate
This seems very odd to me that the state is promoting schools that are rivals
Does your state have license plates of other public universities in other states like Florida?
So far over the last two nights, I've seen a U of Alabama plate and one for U of Georgia plate
This seems very odd to me that the state is promoting schools that are rivals
December 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Question for all the peeps.
Does your state have license plates of other public universities in other states like Florida?
So far over the last two nights, I've seen a U of Alabama plate and one for U of Georgia plate
This seems very odd to me that the state is promoting schools that are rivals
Does your state have license plates of other public universities in other states like Florida?
So far over the last two nights, I've seen a U of Alabama plate and one for U of Georgia plate
This seems very odd to me that the state is promoting schools that are rivals
FYI-If you are online playing video games or table top games with friends and drinking. You are in fact drinking at home alone.
The fact so many don't consider this is baffling. You are in your house, your buddies are in theirs You are not in the same place, but separated
You are drinking alone
The fact so many don't consider this is baffling. You are in your house, your buddies are in theirs You are not in the same place, but separated
You are drinking alone
December 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
FYI-If you are online playing video games or table top games with friends and drinking. You are in fact drinking at home alone.
The fact so many don't consider this is baffling. You are in your house, your buddies are in theirs You are not in the same place, but separated
You are drinking alone
The fact so many don't consider this is baffling. You are in your house, your buddies are in theirs You are not in the same place, but separated
You are drinking alone
Find something that's real vs AI slop.
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Find something that's real vs AI slop.
I got info on my insurance cost for 2026. It's going up roughly $400. This is a low bar HMO plan, it wasn't worth the cost for this year, never mind next.
I also get government assistance on this, which I won't get next year. I can't afford $1200 per month for shitty insurance.
I also get government assistance on this, which I won't get next year. I can't afford $1200 per month for shitty insurance.
October 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I got info on my insurance cost for 2026. It's going up roughly $400. This is a low bar HMO plan, it wasn't worth the cost for this year, never mind next.
I also get government assistance on this, which I won't get next year. I can't afford $1200 per month for shitty insurance.
I also get government assistance on this, which I won't get next year. I can't afford $1200 per month for shitty insurance.
The only Yankee hat I will ever like.
Oh, what a beautiful mornin',
Oh, what a beautiful day.
I got a beautiful feelin'
Ev'erything's goin' my way.
Oh, what a beautiful day.
I got a beautiful feelin'
Ev'erything's goin' my way.
October 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The only Yankee hat I will ever like.
Wow, I had a horrible, horrible day for fantasy yesterday. Plus my picks were also horrible. Went 5-8.
I'm losing half of my matchups after winning all of them last week.
I'm losing half of my matchups after winning all of them last week.
October 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Wow, I had a horrible, horrible day for fantasy yesterday. Plus my picks were also horrible. Went 5-8.
I'm losing half of my matchups after winning all of them last week.
I'm losing half of my matchups after winning all of them last week.
On Saturday, I bought 4 Amano shrimp to put in my 20 gallon take with ember tetras and cherry barbs. Since adding them, I've only seen 2 at most 3 that were hiding and I could see where or came out and chilled on the filter getting their grub on.
Finally got all 4 out getting their grub.
Finally got all 4 out getting their grub.
October 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
On Saturday, I bought 4 Amano shrimp to put in my 20 gallon take with ember tetras and cherry barbs. Since adding them, I've only seen 2 at most 3 that were hiding and I could see where or came out and chilled on the filter getting their grub on.
Finally got all 4 out getting their grub.
Finally got all 4 out getting their grub.