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never the wrong time for this classic
October 5, 2026 at 5:30 PM
never the wrong time for this classic
Compress your anxiety and dread and panic into a tight little ouroboros deep in your gut, ulcers aren't real and can't hurt you
October 5, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Compress your anxiety and dread and panic into a tight little ouroboros deep in your gut, ulcers aren't real and can't hurt you
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im playing with lethal weapons and biological hazards today if you want to come over
October 2, 2026 at 3:23 PM
im playing with lethal weapons and biological hazards today if you want to come over
Baba yagas chicken hut but it's a food truck selling those renfair turkey legs
October 2, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Baba yagas chicken hut but it's a food truck selling those renfair turkey legs
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I'm tired of general anxiety disorder, I would like to be demoted
September 30, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I'm tired of general anxiety disorder, I would like to be demoted
boss: "we have very strict headcount rules so like, adding five new positions would require us to cut five existing positions"
the giant screen behind them, cycling through bullshit corporate propaganda with lethal levels of irony: "WE'RE NUMBER 1 IN SHARED GROWTH"
the giant screen behind them, cycling through bullshit corporate propaganda with lethal levels of irony: "WE'RE NUMBER 1 IN SHARED GROWTH"
October 1, 2026 at 2:54 PM
boss: "we have very strict headcount rules so like, adding five new positions would require us to cut five existing positions"
the giant screen behind them, cycling through bullshit corporate propaganda with lethal levels of irony: "WE'RE NUMBER 1 IN SHARED GROWTH"
the giant screen behind them, cycling through bullshit corporate propaganda with lethal levels of irony: "WE'RE NUMBER 1 IN SHARED GROWTH"
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at my parents house my dad has a specific fork that only he is allowed to use. and now that i've recently gotten my own special fork i get it. (holding my fork like bilbo with the one ring) after all, why not? why shouldn't i use it
October 1, 2026 at 1:51 PM
at my parents house my dad has a specific fork that only he is allowed to use. and now that i've recently gotten my own special fork i get it. (holding my fork like bilbo with the one ring) after all, why not? why shouldn't i use it
it's [screaming into the void] oclock because the alternative is [speech that leads to federal indictment]
October 1, 2026 at 1:47 PM
it's [screaming into the void] oclock because the alternative is [speech that leads to federal indictment]
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fizzgig & disco will be turning 1ish around this time of year so happy birthday beasties! they've come such a long way from the skittish little gremlins i picked up
October 1, 2026 at 8:38 AM
fizzgig & disco will be turning 1ish around this time of year so happy birthday beasties! they've come such a long way from the skittish little gremlins i picked up
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this shit keeps happening
September 29, 2026 at 1:49 AM
this shit keeps happening
cold and overcast, raining, and Marvin turned up all wet and crying for his breakfast, so I guess I'll have to work from home today, oh shucks
September 30, 2026 at 2:13 PM
cold and overcast, raining, and Marvin turned up all wet and crying for his breakfast, so I guess I'll have to work from home today, oh shucks
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Me trying to maintain a sense of whimsy despite the geopolitical circumstances
September 30, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Me trying to maintain a sense of whimsy despite the geopolitical circumstances
trying to fall asleep and I started thinking about imaginary numbers and got pissed off
September 30, 2026 at 4:53 AM
trying to fall asleep and I started thinking about imaginary numbers and got pissed off
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one thing i understand more and more as i get older is that i do not have to post every half-baked inane thought that blows through my weary, addled brain. i do it by choice. i can stop anytime i want.
September 30, 2026 at 1:59 AM
one thing i understand more and more as i get older is that i do not have to post every half-baked inane thought that blows through my weary, addled brain. i do it by choice. i can stop anytime i want.
The beacons of gondor being lit but it's just shitty frat houses getting torched
September 30, 2026 at 2:10 AM
The beacons of gondor being lit but it's just shitty frat houses getting torched
Always happy to see the littlest man waiting for me when I get home from work
September 29, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Always happy to see the littlest man waiting for me when I get home from work
Tiny little teeth in the nose, nose hairs in the mouth
September 29, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Tiny little teeth in the nose, nose hairs in the mouth
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Many comfortable white people prefer to believe the lie that welfare recipients are just lazy scammers since the alternative is deeply uncomfortable: people are suffering as a result of the same structure that enables their comfort.
September 29, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Many comfortable white people prefer to believe the lie that welfare recipients are just lazy scammers since the alternative is deeply uncomfortable: people are suffering as a result of the same structure that enables their comfort.
It's lounging o'clock
September 29, 2026 at 2:00 PM
It's lounging o'clock
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The many types of Marvin loaf; neat and tidy, long and gangly
September 28, 2026 at 4:34 PM
The many types of Marvin loaf; neat and tidy, long and gangly
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"so and so it typing" most useless technological development since read receipts
September 26, 2026 at 6:07 PM
"so and so it typing" most useless technological development since read receipts
with enough practice at depersonalization can I turn myself into a rock?
September 26, 2026 at 5:59 PM
with enough practice at depersonalization can I turn myself into a rock?
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my favourite typo is, & will always be, ‘the literary cannon’
September 24, 2026 at 1:40 PM
my favourite typo is, & will always be, ‘the literary cannon’