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Dave Hooper
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Live: Wurundjeri lands 🇦🇺 Work: Intoxicologist + other ventures Vote: Left. Collect: Sneakers. Love: Dimmies. Drink: Bourbon. F1: McLaren. Swear: Lots. Block: Dickheads. Weed enthusiast. I sound like a dick, you decide. #SupportLiveMusic #GoPies

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No evidence that it works, but hey, let’s further erode civil liberties by chasing some bullshit law and order agenda.
Labor promises to implement "Jack's Law" if it is re-elected in Victoria
Victorian Labor has promised to expand police search powers to combat knife crime in the state, despite warnings it will not reduce violent offending.
www.abc.net.au
September 15, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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We’re fucked aren’t we ?
September 15, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Very good feeling going through my wardrobe and suddenly fitting into shirts again that haven’t fit for a long time.
September 13, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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People saying Lady Gaga's baby should be called Googoo but they're missing the better choice, which is obviously Radio.
September 12, 2026 at 2:44 AM
My partner is heading to a fancy dress party to farewell a work colleague.
September 12, 2026 at 6:27 AM
A selection of random images from the bar last night. #SupportLiveMusic
September 12, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Don’t be like me. I’m home now but a little earlier I was so dunk I fell and hit my head so don’t do that.
September 11, 2026 at 3:28 PM
September 11, 2026 at 11:06 AM
I live by rule two
September 11, 2026 at 10:36 AM
September 11, 2026 at 10:25 AM
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We don’t punch fascists often enough.
September 11, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Righto. An uneventful train journey from Hawthorn to Flinders Street and a short tram ride and I’m here! My mate is about 30 minutes (3 bourbons) away so if it’s OK with you guys I’m gunna get stuck in! #SupportLiveMusic
September 11, 2026 at 7:58 AM
This is tonight and I am super excited. Has been too long between live music events.
It has been some time since we’ve had an edition of "Dave gets on the piss and goes to watch live music". Next Friday 11th Sep I shall be seeing the New Christs at Last Chance. A lot of Aussie music history in that band, cannot wait! #SupportLiveMusic
September 11, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Tonight’s free booze is In Dreams Pinot Noir from the Yarra Valley. There’s not too many nights without wine these days. This job certainly has some perks.
September 10, 2026 at 9:56 AM
I wish this cunt would just hurry up and die. He shits me to tears.
September 10, 2026 at 3:48 AM
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The alarms are all flashing red.
September 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I remembered them today. Completely tuned out to whatever is going on in the carriage.
I forgot my AirPods! It will be a boring train journey today.
September 8, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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September 8, 2026 at 6:39 AM
I forgot my AirPods! It will be a boring train journey today.
September 7, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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September 7, 2026 at 5:00 AM
What the hell is the point of this?
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 9d
Fully autonomous cars competed in the first international edition of the Abu Dhabi Autonomous Racing League in Imola, Italy, on Saturday. The cars have no human drivers and are instead driven completely by AI. CNN's Ivana Scatola was there to watch the action.
September 7, 2026 at 3:56 AM
For those interested in how fat I am, this morning’s weigh in: 107.0kg

Getting there!
When I started my new (quite physical) job in December 2025 I weighed 140kg. I weighed myself this morning: 116.0kg

So for all my complaining, there are some benefits. I don’t have a target weight as such, but any reduction is a benefit.

Still clinically obese, but less so.
September 6, 2026 at 9:34 PM
They should make it Fathers Day every day!
September 6, 2026 at 10:35 AM
This sales rep knows how to impress me. 13 bottles of cleanskins to sample, and a bonus joint to help ease the pain. 🤣🤣
September 5, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Food!
September 5, 2026 at 3:33 AM