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Wait, what?
An elderly Ox Baker accidentally heart punching Steve Corino at Medieval Times at Medieval Times in Lyndhurst, New Jersey on a random Tuesday night in 2002 is as amazing on video as it looked in my head.

Although the best part might be Steve seeing Scotty go after Ox out of the corner of his eye.
October 13, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Guess what's on Youtube...
Scott Steiner vs. Steve Corino - Stars & Stripes Championship Wrestling, October 29, 2002
YouTube video by Indy Wrestling Flashback
www.youtube.com
October 13, 2026 at 1:24 AM
October 13, 2026 at 1:18 AM
October 13, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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My TL did a thing and I am crying 🤣
October 13, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Oh my GOD.
October 13, 2026 at 1:04 AM
BTW in the 48 minutes since the PRODUCE show started, there have been eight tweets using the show's hashtag.

Three of the eight are from GPA. Maybe Laynie's a surprise debut tonight or something.

Also Tom is on commentary (with Nick Knowledge) so that's at least 28 flights.
THE WORLD OF PRODUCE NEVER STOPS
October 12, 2026 at 11:49 PM
THE WORLD OF PRODUCE NEVER STOPS
October 12, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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Steve Corino on @btsheetspod.bsky.social talking about his relationship with Hashimoto is a must-listen
October 12, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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Giorgio Moroder
name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
October 12, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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You're going to say that Kelly Clarkson won American Idol, but bringing up a pageant win is *exactly* what Jenna Maroney would do in this situation
October 12, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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Getting into a PR war with a toy store in Brooklyn for not selling you a bird because you’re "only daytime TV famous" is a 30 Rock plotline that works for both Jenna and Tracy
October 12, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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Sound Factory / Sound Fantasy (1993 Prototype) Showcase
YouTube video by LuigiBlood
www.youtube.com
October 12, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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Sound Fantasy was a cancelled SNES game that would have used the SNES Mouse to draw pictures to turn into sound, like a musical Mario Paint. A prototype of it surfaced in 2015. One of the sample images is this unique illustration of Mario that plays the Happy Birthday song.
October 12, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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Fun fact TNA has since ripped any video or tweet of Casters debut off their socials because the backlash over this
Max Caster arrives at TNA Bound For Glory.
October 12, 2026 at 5:05 PM
OH FUCK IT'S THE BIG RED RAMBALDI BALL

RUN

RUN

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
October 12, 2026 at 4:50 PM
...there's a generic drug manufacturer named Hetero?

And it makes HIV drugs?
October 12, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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What I’m getting from Fightful’s clapback is “We already report too much on you”
Zelina Vega being angry that Fightful didn't post a news story about her staying as late as possible in her paid gimmick table line after Friday's House of Glory is such a delightful piece of egotistical stupidity.
October 12, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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“Indie wrestler works merch table. More at 6:00.”
Zelina Vega being angry that Fightful didn't post a news story about her staying as late as possible in her paid gimmick table line after Friday's House of Glory is such a delightful piece of egotistical stupidity.
October 12, 2026 at 4:10 PM
October 12, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Zelina Vega being angry that Fightful didn't post a news story about her staying as late as possible in her paid gimmick table line after Friday's House of Glory is such a delightful piece of egotistical stupidity.
October 12, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Excuse me:

14 matches with 40 wrestlers, one manager, one authority figure, and AT LEAST 27 flights.
OK I just checked and there are FOURTEEN MATCHES advertised for this show.

On a Monday night.

Adam is on that Frank Goodman shit.
PRODUCE update:

The per-purchase maximum of every single tier of ticket is still available for tonight's show at Roulette Intermedium in Downtown Brooklyn.
October 12, 2026 at 3:19 PM
OK I just checked and there are FOURTEEN MATCHES advertised for this show.

On a Monday night.

Adam is on that Frank Goodman shit.
PRODUCE update:

The per-purchase maximum of every single tier of ticket is still available for tonight's show at Roulette Intermedium in Downtown Brooklyn.
October 12, 2026 at 3:05 PM