David Jett
@davidjett.bsky.social
Jokes. Music. Pop culture. Sarcasm and silliness. Deadpan stares. Perpetual eye rolling.
You can find my humorous articles at:
www.davidjettexplainsthings.com
My Letterboxd profile: https://boxd.it/gxceZ
You can find my humorous articles at:
www.davidjettexplainsthings.com
My Letterboxd profile: https://boxd.it/gxceZ
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Just finished episode four of East of Eden and good god. The final line of the episode bumping right up to the credits song had me howling.
October 6, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Just finished episode four of East of Eden and good god. The final line of the episode bumping right up to the credits song had me howling.
If Kelly Macdonald doesn't win an Emmy for Lanterns then they should shut down all awards shows permanently.
October 5, 2026 at 11:40 PM
If Kelly Macdonald doesn't win an Emmy for Lanterns then they should shut down all awards shows permanently.
If you're out on the road
Feeling lonely, and so cold
All you have to do is call my name
And I'll be there on the next train.
Feeling lonely, and so cold
All you have to do is call my name
And I'll be there on the next train.
October 5, 2026 at 3:49 PM
If you're out on the road
Feeling lonely, and so cold
All you have to do is call my name
And I'll be there on the next train.
Feeling lonely, and so cold
All you have to do is call my name
And I'll be there on the next train.
I'm watching the Lanterns finale and WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. HAPPENING.
October 5, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I'm watching the Lanterns finale and WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. HAPPENING.
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Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.
October 4, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.
Reposted by David Jett
You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday?
I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.
I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.
October 4, 2026 at 3:29 PM
You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday?
I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.
I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.
😥 I loved her music. Got to see her live many years ago. RIP.
www.tmz.com/2026/10/04/s...
www.tmz.com/2026/10/04/s...
Canadian Singer Sass Jordan Dead at 63
Canadian singer Sass Jordan -- who sang hits like "High Road Easy" and "Make You a Believer" -- has died.
www.tmz.com
October 4, 2026 at 6:28 PM
😥 I loved her music. Got to see her live many years ago. RIP.
www.tmz.com/2026/10/04/s...
www.tmz.com/2026/10/04/s...
I start back work tomorrow (working from home. We'll see how this goes because this heart attack recovery has been a nightmare) so today is the last watching movies all day. NW: The Faculty!
October 4, 2026 at 1:45 PM
I start back work tomorrow (working from home. We'll see how this goes because this heart attack recovery has been a nightmare) so today is the last watching movies all day. NW: The Faculty!
Florence Pugh's character is a menace.
October 4, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Florence Pugh's character is a menace.
BTW, I'm at a point in East of Eden where things get really harsh. (I've never read the Steinbeck novel)
October 4, 2026 at 2:49 AM
BTW, I'm at a point in East of Eden where things get really harsh. (I've never read the Steinbeck novel)
I'm on episode 2 of East of Eden. It's interesting but it's a little slow. But it's good enough so far that I think I'll stick with it and...holy crap, Florence Pugh is naked!
Goofy's Dinner Table Antics
ALT: Goofy's Dinner Table Antics
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October 4, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I'm on episode 2 of East of Eden. It's interesting but it's a little slow. But it's good enough so far that I think I'll stick with it and...holy crap, Florence Pugh is naked!
I was promised Dane Cook's career.
Tyra Banks was promised Josh Hartnett's career if she took a role in Halloween: Resurrection
Tyra Banks was promised Josh Hartnett's career if she took a role in Halloween: Resurrection
You'd have to live a long life indeed to meet someone who unironically appreciates the 2002 sequel Halloween: Resurrection, but you can be sure the film's co-star, Tyra Banks, will never be one of them.
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October 3, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I was promised Dane Cook's career.
Today was the day I learned that Jennifer Lawrence won the Best Actress Oscar for Silver Linings Playbook. Good for her! Also, she's such a goofball.
October 3, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Today was the day I learned that Jennifer Lawrence won the Best Actress Oscar for Silver Linings Playbook. Good for her! Also, she's such a goofball.
I've watched the first episode of both of these. Not quite sold on either yet.
October 2, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I've watched the first episode of both of these. Not quite sold on either yet.
An erotic thriller in which Julianne Moore and Amanda Seyfried get naked multiple times. 1,000 stars!!!!
boxd.it/gAQ4AD
boxd.it/gAQ4AD
A ★★★½ review of Chloe (2009)
A wife thinks her husband is having an affair so she hires an escort to tempt him and confirm her suspicions. This is a horrible idea and things go askew and get really fucked up in an erotic thriller...
boxd.it
October 2, 2026 at 6:33 PM
An erotic thriller in which Julianne Moore and Amanda Seyfried get naked multiple times. 1,000 stars!!!!
boxd.it/gAQ4AD
boxd.it/gAQ4AD
Not sure if I'll manage to watch 31 horror or horror-ish movies this October, but I'll get a lot in. I'm starting now with the original The Invisible Man.
October 1, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Not sure if I'll manage to watch 31 horror or horror-ish movies this October, but I'll get a lot in. I'm starting now with the original The Invisible Man.
The streaming schedule for Austin City Limits Music Festival on Disney/Hulu.
October 1, 2026 at 10:45 PM
The streaming schedule for Austin City Limits Music Festival on Disney/Hulu.
Everytime I see a post or TV ad for the new movie Whalefall, my brain wants to read it as Whalefail, like the whale fell down while drunk dancing.
October 1, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Everytime I see a post or TV ad for the new movie Whalefall, my brain wants to read it as Whalefail, like the whale fell down while drunk dancing.
I saw you and Redacted talking about this so I drafted a couple of days ago in the Letterboxd league. Check out this assortment!
September 30, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I saw you and Redacted talking about this so I drafted a couple of days ago in the Letterboxd league. Check out this assortment!
This is now on Peacock so I'll be watching it soon. Out of my Letterboxd friends that have seen it, their ratings were 2.5, 3, 3.5, 4 and 5 stars. THERE IS NO GROUP CONSENSUS!!
September 30, 2026 at 10:35 PM
This is now on Peacock so I'll be watching it soon. Out of my Letterboxd friends that have seen it, their ratings were 2.5, 3, 3.5, 4 and 5 stars. THERE IS NO GROUP CONSENSUS!!
