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Dave Smith
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Happy Family Guy,
Technology Guy,
Atlantic Canada Guy.

—Can you spot the bridge in profile photo?—
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bless the heart of chainsaw guy* cranking it at 8am on Labour Day Monday morn.

* _I_ don't know it's 100% a guy, but _we_ all know it's a guy.
September 7, 2026 at 11:17 AM
A clever term for our AI related lexicon.
sfisms.org/meat-proxy
Meat proxy
A person who forwards AI-generated text, code, or other output without reading, understanding, or validating it. The person acts only as a relay between the AI system and the intended recipient.
sfisms.org
September 7, 2026 at 10:38 AM
The constant effort to determine if something is real or fake, can be exhausting.

It is especially hard to 'measure twice' when the message resonates with one's world view.

This new dynamic plays into the hands of those that seek to undermine our social fabric.

This is by design. "Flooding ...
September 5, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Am I the only one that didn't know Jean Chrétien co-starred with Jack Black's Dad, and Obi Wan Kenobi in this movie?

#MovieTrivia
September 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Reposted by Dave Smith
Found this recording of Rita Moreno performing “Fever” on The Muppet Show from 1976. 14/10
August 22, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Reposted by Dave Smith
Sturgeon dreams: How New Brunswick has become a destination for world-class caviar. Read more in this story from the Saltscapes archives.
Sturgeon dreams - Saltscapes
Crafting caviar with a conscience An early morning chasing sturgeon on the Saint John River in Carters Point, N.B., is never just about the catch.…
saltscapes.com
August 11, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Reposted by Dave Smith
Bon 15 Août! ⭐️🟦⬜️🟥Here's a thread of french Acadian jams from Atlantic Canada. If you're an anglo marritimer you legally have to listen to at least one Acadian sawng today. Même chose pour les Québecois, faut écouter une toune Acadienne AJD.

Kicking off with my daughters favorite LesHayBabies song.
Les Hay Babies - Soyez fiers (Vidéoclip officiel)
YouTube video by Les Hay Babies
m.youtube.com
August 15, 2026 at 10:55 AM
We've all heard of 'drive through province'.

"Fly-Over Province" is a new one on me.

www.afar.com/magazine/thi...
This “Fly-Over” Province Might Just Be Canada’s Best-Kept Fall Secret
With a haunted hotel, cider routes, and maple trails, New Brunswick is a trove of fall foliage and activities.
www.afar.com
August 14, 2026 at 8:25 PM
People: You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song.

Me: 8ight 6ix 7even 5ive 3hree 0hh 9ine
People: You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song.

Me: It's 9 o'clock on a Saturday the regular crowd shuffles in, there's an old man sittin' next to me makin' love to his tonic and gin.
People: You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song.

Me: Dearly beloved we are gathered here to get through this thing called life
August 9, 2026 at 4:57 PM
for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include?

... at least one safety pin, in open position, primed to impale the person scratching about for an HB pencil with a smidgen of usable eraser.
for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include?

loose batteries (not the size you're looking for)
scotch tape
pennies
* dried out markers
* various allen keys that only work on one piece of furniture that you may or may not still have
* bonus: mine has transit passes from at least 8 different cities in 3 countries
August 7, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Some unexpected entertainment in the neighbourhood today.

The city just installed the first of 4 speed bumps on our street.

It is (currently) unmarked.

To the unprepared, it looks like a shadow from an adjacent tree.
Many vehicles hitting it at full speed.

Badoom.
Vilebrequin BMW Jumps Dos D'Ane Speed Bump
ALT: Vilebrequin BMW Jumps Dos D'Ane Speed Bump
static.klipy.com
August 4, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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Libraries aren't just places for books.

They're one of the few remaining free public gathering spots.

Community events, workshops, some have social service offices in them.

It's not just books.

And they run on next to nothing of a budget.

Amazing bang for buck.
August 4, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Mashup.

Barbara Pratt
Claude Picher
August 1, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Making #NewBrunswick famous for reasons not so good.
This utter muppet of a conservative Canadian politician in New Brunswick forgot to remove the LLM text from his floor speech and read it out loud.
July 25, 2026 at 12:42 PM
"Write a famous quote and your name will live forever"
~Anonymous
July 19, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Reposted by Dave Smith
Yesterday, WIRED learned that Madison Square Garden was suing us for our accurate reporting.

We stand by our work. That’s why we’re removing the paywall from two of the MSG stories they don’t want you to read, making them free for everyone.
July 17, 2026 at 9:01 PM
"Verify your age"

25¢ a barrel.

cc: @deadder.bsky.social
July 17, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Critter Shitter battle is escalating at the house.

#Squirrels
#Chipmunks
July 16, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Going the extra mile on branding.
July 12, 2026 at 7:04 PM
For all the schadenfreudian loving chefs out there. Here's an attention hole to spend your free time while smokin' yer meats.

www.reddit.com/r/ididnthave...

cc: @andrewofyfc.bsky.social , @realstirfryguy.bsky.social
July 12, 2026 at 12:54 PM
We're very fortunate to have a family of #Cardinals around the house.
July 11, 2026 at 2:39 PM
There should be a term for that moment of revelation of a stunningly obvious but long elusive reality.
I got to almost 30 years before I realized Free Willy was a pun on free will.

My life has been forever changed in the decade since.
July 11, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Shout out to CAA Atlantic. They provided exceptional service today. Both Janet the agent (in SJ) and Tyson the local Tech.

#CAA #Huzzah
July 8, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Clever premise. I'd watch it, if they made it.
Yellow: a LEGO Horror Movie
YouTube video by George Coley
www.youtube.com
July 7, 2026 at 11:45 PM
One of my favs.
#Kite
#Beach
#NewBrunswick
July 5, 2026 at 5:59 PM