🌊 Skeety McSkeeterton
@ddotbest.bsky.social
Someone is impersonating me on here and I'm this close to exposing them
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Mind you, I'm Southern. The babies, boos, loves, honeys, sweethearts, etc are just how I talk they not specific to you pumpkin ❤️
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See also: stairs.
Yung bbq be terrorizing Jason Derulo 😭
July 31, 2026 at 1:15 PM
See also: stairs.
Yung bbq be terrorizing Jason Derulo 😭
July 31, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Yung bbq be terrorizing Jason Derulo 😭
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Everytime the convo dies down, here comes someone with a “Well here’s another perspective” or “And another thing!” Now boom, everybody has state their opinion AGAIN! 😩
July 31, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Everytime the convo dies down, here comes someone with a “Well here’s another perspective” or “And another thing!” Now boom, everybody has state their opinion AGAIN! 😩
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Please take the time to look over your ballots and prepare yourselves for these questions. Do your research so you don’t get in that booth with no prior knowledge. This is an open book test!
PREPARE YOURSELVES!!!
PREPARE YOURSELVES!!!
July 31, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Please take the time to look over your ballots and prepare yourselves for these questions. Do your research so you don’t get in that booth with no prior knowledge. This is an open book test!
PREPARE YOURSELVES!!!
PREPARE YOURSELVES!!!
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The last time I heard the crunch of a crouton… the last time I seen the sun…
Michael B Jordan in Sinners Movie
ALT: Michael B Jordan in Sinners Movie
static.klipy.com
July 31, 2026 at 1:01 AM
The last time I heard the crunch of a crouton… the last time I seen the sun…
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I miss salad so bad.
I wanna be salad.
I wanna be salad.
July 31, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I miss salad so bad.
I wanna be salad.
I wanna be salad.
His little voice 🥹. Ugh how can you not love and want to protect the babies and the children and the kiddos!?
July 31, 2026 at 11:59 AM
His little voice 🥹. Ugh how can you not love and want to protect the babies and the children and the kiddos!?
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I’m going to cry buckets when he finally gets his own bike. 🥹
July 30, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I’m going to cry buckets when he finally gets his own bike. 🥹
Thee. Best.
And don't let me not have to sing? Baby, those are the weddings I love. No nerves. Just straight vibes the entire time.
And don't let me not have to sing? Baby, those are the weddings I love. No nerves. Just straight vibes the entire time.
July 31, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Thee. Best.
And don't let me not have to sing? Baby, those are the weddings I love. No nerves. Just straight vibes the entire time.
And don't let me not have to sing? Baby, those are the weddings I love. No nerves. Just straight vibes the entire time.
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Weddings where you *just* missed the cut of being in the wedding party so you didn’t have any responsibilities, but you also knew almost everyone there were really the sweet spot. Maximum fun.
July 31, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Weddings where you *just* missed the cut of being in the wedding party so you didn’t have any responsibilities, but you also knew almost everyone there were really the sweet spot. Maximum fun.
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I'm a fabulous wedding guest
Auntie would like an invite to one of y’all’s weddings. Thanks.
July 31, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I'm a fabulous wedding guest
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Some call it talking to yourself. I call it thinking out loud.
July 30, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Some call it talking to yourself. I call it thinking out loud.
Oh I was posed to be trying the migration thingy again yesterday and I forgot
July 31, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Oh I was posed to be trying the migration thingy again yesterday and I forgot
I just be chilling. Coolin. Flying under the radar and minding my business
July 31, 2026 at 10:42 AM
I just be chilling. Coolin. Flying under the radar and minding my business
Yeth. Yes I have.
July 31, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Yeth. Yes I have.
Lol definitely. But I'm trying
July 31, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Lol definitely. But I'm trying
I was in there bundled up & tuned in with my likkle shake and snacks.
July 31, 2026 at 10:35 AM
I was in there bundled up & tuned in with my likkle shake and snacks.
Enjoyed!
And then I get to see Spidey and the gang 🥳
July 31, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Enjoyed!
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How to say, "You are beautiful," in Yoruba
July 30, 2026 at 4:21 AM
How to say, "You are beautiful," in Yoruba
I used to love me some Carmen Sandiego. A top tier cartoon!
July 31, 2026 at 9:59 AM
I used to love me some Carmen Sandiego. A top tier cartoon!
Carmen Sandiego with your meal plan! 😂
Truly. I live and die by this. Less ingredient waste because you spend the whole week actually using everything up. And you can still get plenty of variety *within* each cuisine. 🤷🏾♀️
July 31, 2026 at 9:57 AM
Carmen Sandiego with your meal plan! 😂
I really did the damn thing, man 🥹. I deserve a strawberry milkshake
July 30, 2026 at 8:37 PM
I really did the damn thing, man 🥹. I deserve a strawberry milkshake
I love that they dropped the game day themes earlier this year. Gives you more time to get your options together
July 30, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I love that they dropped the game day themes earlier this year. Gives you more time to get your options together
I actually don't hate the bills. Their fans are obnoxious and Josh Allen is overrated but they aren't on my list of *hated* teams
July 30, 2026 at 7:51 PM
I actually don't hate the bills. Their fans are obnoxious and Josh Allen is overrated but they aren't on my list of *hated* teams