Dee Evelyn
@deeboom.bsky.social
Rootin' Tootin' Magpie Salutin' T-Slur
No brain, all worms
Fax me on my allotment
hof ic mine eagan || to þam hean beorge
þær ic fultum fand || fælne æt þearfe
☠️ 🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🏴
she/her
No brain, all worms
Fax me on my allotment
hof ic mine eagan || to þam hean beorge
þær ic fultum fand || fælne æt þearfe
☠️ 🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🏴
she/her
Pinned
Holy fuck brain, will you just fucking shut the fuck up you stupid, malevolent, melodramatic cunt
Older guy enthusiastically called me "honey" today and I wanted to rip his fucking bollocks off through his arsehole
September 18, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Older guy enthusiastically called me "honey" today and I wanted to rip his fucking bollocks off through his arsehole
Fucking hell I should be getting domme money the amount I'm whipping this useless sack of shit postie I'm paired with round the houses today
Little piggie needs to pick his trotters up I can't be doing this for free
Little piggie needs to pick his trotters up I can't be doing this for free
September 18, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Fucking hell I should be getting domme money the amount I'm whipping this useless sack of shit postie I'm paired with round the houses today
Little piggie needs to pick his trotters up I can't be doing this for free
Little piggie needs to pick his trotters up I can't be doing this for free
I could not give a shit what that lost little idiot would think of me
Would 20 y/o you be impressed or disappointed by you today?
September 17, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I could not give a shit what that lost little idiot would think of me
The remaining members of ABBA will be along shortly to tell you you can feed a family for 10p per meal, ADHD is made up and working from home is a sign of physical and mental weakness.
Waterloo for the encore
Waterloo for the encore
September 17, 2026 at 8:00 PM
The remaining members of ABBA will be along shortly to tell you you can feed a family for 10p per meal, ADHD is made up and working from home is a sign of physical and mental weakness.
Waterloo for the encore
Waterloo for the encore
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my darling hoe bag @deeboom.bsky.social
September 16, 2026 at 1:38 PM
my darling hoe bag @deeboom.bsky.social
Given royal mail is about 80% staffed by autistic blokes in their 50s it would have been wise to have counsellors on standby now they've completely upended the workflow over the last week.
Absolute scenes of unfocussed anguish down at the depot
Absolute scenes of unfocussed anguish down at the depot
September 17, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Given royal mail is about 80% staffed by autistic blokes in their 50s it would have been wise to have counsellors on standby now they've completely upended the workflow over the last week.
Absolute scenes of unfocussed anguish down at the depot
Absolute scenes of unfocussed anguish down at the depot
Looks like the side has picked him
Ed Sheeran's agent: Ok fuck me that was a wild few days. Still we should be over the worst of it now...
September 16, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Looks like the side has picked him
All the signs of autumn are beginning to appear.
September 16, 2026 at 11:04 AM
All the signs of autumn are beginning to appear.
Advertising platform shoes to trans women is a fucking hate crime
September 16, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Advertising platform shoes to trans women is a fucking hate crime
Some of you never had a Beefheart phase and it shows
September 16, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Some of you never had a Beefheart phase and it shows
If Ed Sheeran is looking for a new band myself (bass and banjo) and hundreds of other talented musicians would gladly step in to help get his tour back on the rails, then cancel last-minute cos it'd be funny
September 16, 2026 at 8:17 AM
If Ed Sheeran is looking for a new band myself (bass and banjo) and hundreds of other talented musicians would gladly step in to help get his tour back on the rails, then cancel last-minute cos it'd be funny
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We're using food banks and go hungry to feed our kids and you're deciding which festival to go to and how much ket to buy and exactly how much you can put aside for your future surgeries while we die on waiting lists and you want us to just ignore that cos you get called pal at Screwfix too
September 6, 2026 at 9:40 PM
We're using food banks and go hungry to feed our kids and you're deciding which festival to go to and how much ket to buy and exactly how much you can put aside for your future surgeries while we die on waiting lists and you want us to just ignore that cos you get called pal at Screwfix too
Awake 5 minutes and girlfriend is already creasing herself about ed Sheerans janky tattoos and showing me heinz sauce bottles with his skin on them
September 16, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Awake 5 minutes and girlfriend is already creasing herself about ed Sheerans janky tattoos and showing me heinz sauce bottles with his skin on them
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you're laughing. ed sheeran had to cancel an appointment with his blind tattoo artist and you're laughing?
September 15, 2026 at 9:40 PM
you're laughing. ed sheeran had to cancel an appointment with his blind tattoo artist and you're laughing?
Erectile Dysfunction Sheeran
September 15, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Erectile Dysfunction Sheeran
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So many acts pulling out, just like Ed Sheeran's dad should have 36 years ago
September 15, 2026 at 9:46 PM
So many acts pulling out, just like Ed Sheeran's dad should have 36 years ago
Sonia Sodha would rather her kids sit stewing in their own shit and piss than have a MAN change their nappies.
September 15, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Sonia Sodha would rather her kids sit stewing in their own shit and piss than have a MAN change their nappies.
Putting the big shop away to The Directors Cut by Fantômas
September 15, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Putting the big shop away to The Directors Cut by Fantômas
Ed Sheeran looks like the russian doll that would contain the character of Hans from The Burbs and that's all I know really apart from he has some absolutely shite tattoos and makes bad sounds
September 15, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Ed Sheeran looks like the russian doll that would contain the character of Hans from The Burbs and that's all I know really apart from he has some absolutely shite tattoos and makes bad sounds
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20 person hostel in the middle of a forest, 45 quid for 2 nights, evening meals included (I'll cook them) and a fire circle and a lake and caves and streams.
Could be a good way for our community to connect with ourselves/nature...
Could be a good way for our community to connect with ourselves/nature...
September 14, 2026 at 10:05 PM
20 person hostel in the middle of a forest, 45 quid for 2 nights, evening meals included (I'll cook them) and a fire circle and a lake and caves and streams.
Could be a good way for our community to connect with ourselves/nature...
Could be a good way for our community to connect with ourselves/nature...
20 person hostel in the middle of a forest, 45 quid for 2 nights, evening meals included (I'll cook them) and a fire circle and a lake and caves and streams.
Could be a good way for our community to connect with ourselves/nature...
Could be a good way for our community to connect with ourselves/nature...
September 14, 2026 at 10:05 PM
20 person hostel in the middle of a forest, 45 quid for 2 nights, evening meals included (I'll cook them) and a fire circle and a lake and caves and streams.
Could be a good way for our community to connect with ourselves/nature...
Could be a good way for our community to connect with ourselves/nature...
Wasted an entire evening trying to take off acrylic and gel nails.
Absolute fucking nightmare, it's a proper conveyor belt to get on - pay 30 quid a month or have to dremel and acetone them off yourself to escape the cycle.
Absolute fucking nightmare, it's a proper conveyor belt to get on - pay 30 quid a month or have to dremel and acetone them off yourself to escape the cycle.
September 14, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Wasted an entire evening trying to take off acrylic and gel nails.
Absolute fucking nightmare, it's a proper conveyor belt to get on - pay 30 quid a month or have to dremel and acetone them off yourself to escape the cycle.
Absolute fucking nightmare, it's a proper conveyor belt to get on - pay 30 quid a month or have to dremel and acetone them off yourself to escape the cycle.
Nearly been in collisions with pedestrians 3 times today on my very short journey back from the depot, pedestrians unaware they are on cycle lanes, oblivious to shared crossings, staring at their phones (maybe posting shit about cyclists on here)
But we exist in a world of complexity 🤷🏻♀️
But we exist in a world of complexity 🤷🏻♀️
Nearly been run over twice today by cyclists, one on a pavement the other going down the wrong side of the road. How's your day going, and can we perhaps start asking for some basic rules to be followed?
September 14, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Nearly been in collisions with pedestrians 3 times today on my very short journey back from the depot, pedestrians unaware they are on cycle lanes, oblivious to shared crossings, staring at their phones (maybe posting shit about cyclists on here)
But we exist in a world of complexity 🤷🏻♀️
But we exist in a world of complexity 🤷🏻♀️