David Darlington (Anderson/Oakes)
@deejsaint.bsky.social
A little fat Scottish lad. (Fall hard, love harder.)
Doesn't look like happening anytime soon.
Was it me screaming at them being a bunch of useless cunts?
I must stop doing that...
I must stop doing that...
September 30, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Doesn't look like happening anytime soon.
I wouldn't have installed the Forest app on my phone if I'd known it was going to bleep at me every fucking time Oliver Glasner blows off.
September 27, 2026 at 8:21 AM
I wouldn't have installed the Forest app on my phone if I'd known it was going to bleep at me every fucking time Oliver Glasner blows off.
I guess it's not every team who can beat Spain.
September 26, 2026 at 10:50 PM
I guess it's not every team who can beat Spain.
Celtic actually contrived to be worse than last week. How is that possible?
Trying and failing to understand how this Celtic team has got this far into the league season with a 100% record...
September 20, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Celtic actually contrived to be worse than last week. How is that possible?
Trying and failing to understand how this Celtic team has got this far into the league season with a 100% record...
September 20, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Trying and failing to understand how this Celtic team has got this far into the league season with a 100% record...
Things I was frightened of as a child:
1. Everything
2. The dark
3. Heights
4. Everything
5. Being constricted
6. Spiders
7. Everything
8. You get the idea.
1. Everything
2. The dark
3. Heights
4. Everything
5. Being constricted
6. Spiders
7. Everything
8. You get the idea.
Things I was frightened of as a child:
1. Curtains left open at night
2. The TV show Maelstrom
3. Miss Marple (Hickson)
4. Being swung around
5. Ronald Reagan nuking us
6. Lonely countryside
7. Werewolves
8. Spiders
9. Full page skeletal Master photo in Doctor Who A Celebration
10. Murderers
1. Curtains left open at night
2. The TV show Maelstrom
3. Miss Marple (Hickson)
4. Being swung around
5. Ronald Reagan nuking us
6. Lonely countryside
7. Werewolves
8. Spiders
9. Full page skeletal Master photo in Doctor Who A Celebration
10. Murderers
Things I was frightened of as a child:
1. The staircase in my grandparents' house that led nowhere.
2. Bagpuss, specifically the bird.
3. Mamma Mia by ABBA.
4. Henry Woolf.
5. Ruined cathedrals.
6. Sapphire & Steel.
7. The mirror on my wardrobe.
8. Bees.
9. The dark.
10. The smell of petrol.
1. The staircase in my grandparents' house that led nowhere.
2. Bagpuss, specifically the bird.
3. Mamma Mia by ABBA.
4. Henry Woolf.
5. Ruined cathedrals.
6. Sapphire & Steel.
7. The mirror on my wardrobe.
8. Bees.
9. The dark.
10. The smell of petrol.
September 13, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Things I was frightened of as a child:
1. Everything
2. The dark
3. Heights
4. Everything
5. Being constricted
6. Spiders
7. Everything
8. You get the idea.
1. Everything
2. The dark
3. Heights
4. Everything
5. Being constricted
6. Spiders
7. Everything
8. You get the idea.
Oh, and Hipsway.
I'm also wrong, cos I missed Marillion (with and without Fish) and, ironically, Fish, and Baby Queen and more I don't want to think about right now...
At a guess, the ten acts I've seen live the most...
Suede
Ultravox
Hue and Cry
Manic Street Preachers
The Ruts DC
Then Jerico
Gene
Artmagic
China Crisis
Gary Numan
Having removed John Foxx and Duran Duran for not quite making the cut...
Suede
Ultravox
Hue and Cry
Manic Street Preachers
The Ruts DC
Then Jerico
Gene
Artmagic
China Crisis
Gary Numan
Having removed John Foxx and Duran Duran for not quite making the cut...
September 8, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Oh, and Hipsway.
It's only taken the 48 years to get around to this. You'd think the sods would rustle up a goal at least.
September 5, 2026 at 6:13 PM
It's only taken the 48 years to get around to this. You'd think the sods would rustle up a goal at least.
Apparently Ski Sunday was still running. I didn't know it was 1976.
September 1, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Apparently Ski Sunday was still running. I didn't know it was 1976.
I'm also wrong, cos I missed Marillion (with and without Fish) and, ironically, Fish, and Baby Queen and more I don't want to think about right now...
At a guess, the ten acts I've seen live the most...
Suede
Ultravox
Hue and Cry
Manic Street Preachers
The Ruts DC
Then Jerico
Gene
Artmagic
China Crisis
Gary Numan
Having removed John Foxx and Duran Duran for not quite making the cut...
Suede
Ultravox
Hue and Cry
Manic Street Preachers
The Ruts DC
Then Jerico
Gene
Artmagic
China Crisis
Gary Numan
Having removed John Foxx and Duran Duran for not quite making the cut...
Ten acts I've seen live:
Neil Innes
B52's
Quo
Rory Gallagher
King's X
Gene (oh, so many, many times)
Fish (oh, so many, many, *many* times)
Mind Funk
Love/Hate
Marillion
and I'll throw in a bonus two - first two acts I ever saw :
Wombles
Wurzels
Neil Innes
B52's
Quo
Rory Gallagher
King's X
Gene (oh, so many, many times)
Fish (oh, so many, many, *many* times)
Mind Funk
Love/Hate
Marillion
and I'll throw in a bonus two - first two acts I ever saw :
Wombles
Wurzels
August 30, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I'm also wrong, cos I missed Marillion (with and without Fish) and, ironically, Fish, and Baby Queen and more I don't want to think about right now...
At a guess, the ten acts I've seen live the most...
Suede
Ultravox
Hue and Cry
Manic Street Preachers
The Ruts DC
Then Jerico
Gene
Artmagic
China Crisis
Gary Numan
Having removed John Foxx and Duran Duran for not quite making the cut...
Suede
Ultravox
Hue and Cry
Manic Street Preachers
The Ruts DC
Then Jerico
Gene
Artmagic
China Crisis
Gary Numan
Having removed John Foxx and Duran Duran for not quite making the cut...
Ten acts I've seen live:
Neil Innes
B52's
Quo
Rory Gallagher
King's X
Gene (oh, so many, many times)
Fish (oh, so many, many, *many* times)
Mind Funk
Love/Hate
Marillion
and I'll throw in a bonus two - first two acts I ever saw :
Wombles
Wurzels
Neil Innes
B52's
Quo
Rory Gallagher
King's X
Gene (oh, so many, many times)
Fish (oh, so many, many, *many* times)
Mind Funk
Love/Hate
Marillion
and I'll throw in a bonus two - first two acts I ever saw :
Wombles
Wurzels
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live.
Bauhaus
Goblin
Hawkwind
Jethro Tull
Steeleye Span
Fairport Convention
The Fall
Bob Dylan
Marillion
Blue Oyster Cult
Bauhaus
Goblin
Hawkwind
Jethro Tull
Steeleye Span
Fairport Convention
The Fall
Bob Dylan
Marillion
Blue Oyster Cult
August 30, 2026 at 7:42 PM
At a guess, the ten acts I've seen live the most...
Suede
Ultravox
Hue and Cry
Manic Street Preachers
The Ruts DC
Then Jerico
Gene
Artmagic
China Crisis
Gary Numan
Having removed John Foxx and Duran Duran for not quite making the cut...
Suede
Ultravox
Hue and Cry
Manic Street Preachers
The Ruts DC
Then Jerico
Gene
Artmagic
China Crisis
Gary Numan
Having removed John Foxx and Duran Duran for not quite making the cut...
Christ I forgot Jesus was playing
August 29, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Christ I forgot Jesus was playing
Is also like to emphasize that the word Nottingham has a G in it. And two Ts.
We also got "for all intents and purposes" at least four times.
Is Ally McCoist the only man in telly still saying "at this moment in time" every ninety seconds or so?
August 29, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Is also like to emphasize that the word Nottingham has a G in it. And two Ts.
We also got "for all intents and purposes" at least four times.
Is Ally McCoist the only man in telly still saying "at this moment in time" every ninety seconds or so?
August 29, 2026 at 12:21 PM
We also got "for all intents and purposes" at least four times.
Is Ally McCoist the only man in telly still saying "at this moment in time" every ninety seconds or so?
August 29, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Is Ally McCoist the only man in telly still saying "at this moment in time" every ninety seconds or so?
I often get "Go Reds" type catcalls walking around London in a Forest top. Of course when I come to Glasgow I get an East Midlands voice complaining as I walk into my hotel, on the basis that he's a Notts County fan.
I don't actually think I've met one of those before...
I don't actually think I've met one of those before...
August 13, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I often get "Go Reds" type catcalls walking around London in a Forest top. Of course when I come to Glasgow I get an East Midlands voice complaining as I walk into my hotel, on the basis that he's a Notts County fan.
I don't actually think I've met one of those before...
I don't actually think I've met one of those before...
Faintly amused that today's match at Ibrox featured players called things like McGeady, McCrorie and Devlin but they're not necessarily playing for the team one might think they are...
August 9, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Faintly amused that today's match at Ibrox featured players called things like McGeady, McCrorie and Devlin but they're not necessarily playing for the team one might think they are...
Actually, this one I can get on board with TBH.
Yes, and he fantasised about stringing piano wire at neck height to kill cyclists in his village.
August 4, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Actually, this one I can get on board with TBH.
Dying to point Jim Smith at this and retire to a safe distance.
Yf you spye a fadid signe at the syde of the roade that saith 'V short leagues to
the Shack of Love'
the Shack of Love'
August 4, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Dying to point Jim Smith at this and retire to a safe distance.
The correct answer is "Systems of Romance, Vienna, Rage In Eden" and I will not be taking questions at this time.
I’ll take any three album run from R.E.M. between Fables and Automatic.
August 2, 2026 at 7:39 PM
The correct answer is "Systems of Romance, Vienna, Rage In Eden" and I will not be taking questions at this time.
Six times, she sez. I think there are maybe four films I've seen six times, if you're lucky. None of them is Star Trek. I've not seen any Star Wars or Marvel film so much as one times. I don't think I know what 'Ghibli' means.
I wasn't made for these (six) times.
I wasn't made for these (six) times.
Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif.
Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
July 30, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Six times, she sez. I think there are maybe four films I've seen six times, if you're lucky. None of them is Star Trek. I've not seen any Star Wars or Marvel film so much as one times. I don't think I know what 'Ghibli' means.
I wasn't made for these (six) times.
I wasn't made for these (six) times.
In autumn 1979, I saw City of Death. In summer 1980, I saw it again. A couple of weeks later - literally the day I didn't see The Leisure Hive as I was in an outdoor swimming pool in Ayrshire at the time - I randomly saw The Beast Must Die.
Twenty years on, I saw it again and clocked Duggan in it.
Twenty years on, I saw it again and clocked Duggan in it.
July 28, 2026 at 10:16 AM
In autumn 1979, I saw City of Death. In summer 1980, I saw it again. A couple of weeks later - literally the day I didn't see The Leisure Hive as I was in an outdoor swimming pool in Ayrshire at the time - I randomly saw The Beast Must Die.
Twenty years on, I saw it again and clocked Duggan in it.
Twenty years on, I saw it again and clocked Duggan in it.
If I'm very honest, I barely know who Christopher Nolan is, and I'm at peace with that stance.
July 28, 2026 at 7:57 AM
If I'm very honest, I barely know who Christopher Nolan is, and I'm at peace with that stance.
You look at me and the darkness leaves.
July 22, 2026 at 7:17 AM
You look at me and the darkness leaves.