DeerFloat
@deerfloat.bsky.social
“Unapologetically plastic, shamelessly furry” – Sir Jony Ive, probably.
Everyone who argued with me has been let go. And I went to a completely different job.
September 22, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Everyone who argued with me has been let go. And I went to a completely different job.
It’s funny how all of the fights I got into about programming don’t matter anymore because of AI. Kinda makes me remember how my old man used to tell me not to get worked up about stuff that wouldn’t matter in 5 years from now.
September 22, 2026 at 9:00 PM
It’s funny how all of the fights I got into about programming don’t matter anymore because of AI. Kinda makes me remember how my old man used to tell me not to get worked up about stuff that wouldn’t matter in 5 years from now.
I’ve become THAT person with a blotched screen android phone
September 20, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I’ve become THAT person with a blotched screen android phone
Just one more moment,
I gotta wake up with the blues,
Pull my ass out of bed,
Put on my walking shoes
Went up in the mountains
To see what I could see,
The whole world was burning
Down in front of me
Get my shit together,
Put on a new face,
Climb down from the hilltop,
Get back in the race
I gotta wake up with the blues,
Pull my ass out of bed,
Put on my walking shoes
Went up in the mountains
To see what I could see,
The whole world was burning
Down in front of me
Get my shit together,
Put on a new face,
Climb down from the hilltop,
Get back in the race
September 20, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Just one more moment,
I gotta wake up with the blues,
Pull my ass out of bed,
Put on my walking shoes
Went up in the mountains
To see what I could see,
The whole world was burning
Down in front of me
Get my shit together,
Put on a new face,
Climb down from the hilltop,
Get back in the race
I gotta wake up with the blues,
Pull my ass out of bed,
Put on my walking shoes
Went up in the mountains
To see what I could see,
The whole world was burning
Down in front of me
Get my shit together,
Put on a new face,
Climb down from the hilltop,
Get back in the race
Depressed to impress
September 18, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Depressed to impress
Please, place the cat back in the bag to continue.
Waiting for cat…
Waiting for cat…
September 8, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Please, place the cat back in the bag to continue.
Waiting for cat…
Waiting for cat…
California Dreamin’
And touch-your-wiener day!
And touch-your-wiener day!
September 7, 2026 at 6:03 PM
California Dreamin’
And touch-your-wiener day!
And touch-your-wiener day!
To Luxembourg on my Toyota Hilux because it’s the Hiluxembourg!
August 14, 2026 at 8:58 PM
To Luxembourg on my Toyota Hilux because it’s the Hiluxembourg!
I slept in a bed infested with bedbugs and I ended up with brain worms but I still kept my KPIs high and the stoplight green: What it taught me about B2B sales. Now with imaging and court documents!
August 14, 2026 at 3:02 PM
I slept in a bed infested with bedbugs and I ended up with brain worms but I still kept my KPIs high and the stoplight green: What it taught me about B2B sales. Now with imaging and court documents!
Is the big rip, big freeze or big crunch Polymarket live?
August 6, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Is the big rip, big freeze or big crunch Polymarket live?
How hard is your peepee?
It’s NP-Complete
It’s NP-Complete
August 6, 2026 at 3:33 AM
How hard is your peepee?
It’s NP-Complete
It’s NP-Complete
Gianni Infantino General Hospital
August 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Gianni Infantino General Hospital
Gianni Infantino International Airport
August 3, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Gianni Infantino International Airport
El que hambre tiene a cualquier santo le reza.
Santo que no es visto, se lo lleva la corriente. Más vale pájaro en mano que bueno por conocer.
Santo que no es visto, se lo lleva la corriente. Más vale pájaro en mano que bueno por conocer.
August 1, 2026 at 9:56 PM
El que hambre tiene a cualquier santo le reza.
Santo que no es visto, se lo lleva la corriente. Más vale pájaro en mano que bueno por conocer.
Santo que no es visto, se lo lleva la corriente. Más vale pájaro en mano que bueno por conocer.
Me snorting a pile of woofers
“Just one more driver, just one more…”
“Just one more driver, just one more…”
July 22, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Me snorting a pile of woofers
“Just one more driver, just one more…”
“Just one more driver, just one more…”
There’s no escaping the tokenpocalypse
i heard tokens were a good investment these days. do these look worthwhile. my 67 openclaw instances are primed and ready with their agentic visa cards
July 14, 2026 at 7:53 PM
There’s no escaping the tokenpocalypse
They have a minute of silence and a gringo in the stadium starts yelling 🤦♂️
July 14, 2026 at 7:51 PM
They have a minute of silence and a gringo in the stadium starts yelling 🤦♂️
Learning POSTScript because I got tired of having my drawings printed as a bunch of dots
July 14, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Learning POSTScript because I got tired of having my drawings printed as a bunch of dots
FIFA AIFF
Coincidence? I think not!
Coincidence? I think not!
July 10, 2026 at 4:55 AM
FIFA AIFF
Coincidence? I think not!
Coincidence? I think not!
After almost two decades I finally could load my one purchased digital movie onto my iPod
July 10, 2026 at 4:49 AM
After almost two decades I finally could load my one purchased digital movie onto my iPod
OMG they are good people
July 6, 2026 at 4:35 PM
OMG they are good people
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First time at a Tim Hortons
July 1, 2026 at 5:28 PM
First time at a Tim Hortons