Del Boca Vista
@delbocavistalife.bsky.social
Where living has no limits #seinfeld #delbocavista
It's just horse manure 💩
October 7, 2026 at 2:29 PM
It's just horse manure 💩
Jean Paul's 55+ training class has been cancelled as he missed his flight earlier this morning. We apologize for the inconvenience.
September 21, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Jean Paul's 55+ training class has been cancelled as he missed his flight earlier this morning. We apologize for the inconvenience.
⚠️ We have a 51-50 in paperbacks. All units are responding. Remain clear of the area. ⚠️
September 14, 2026 at 5:53 PM
⚠️ We have a 51-50 in paperbacks. All units are responding. Remain clear of the area. ⚠️
You're Fired! We're looking for a new board member after this one was repeatedly caught sleeping. Tag someone you'd suggest as a replacement below ⬇
September 11, 2026 at 7:59 PM
You're Fired! We're looking for a new board member after this one was repeatedly caught sleeping. Tag someone you'd suggest as a replacement below ⬇
📫 NO MAIL DUE TO RAIN
September 4, 2026 at 8:27 PM
📫 NO MAIL DUE TO RAIN
Our new DATA CENTER is live. Sorry about the noise and please limit your water usage from now on, thanks!
September 1, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Our new DATA CENTER is live. Sorry about the noise and please limit your water usage from now on, thanks!
This is the dullest moment I've ever experienced.
August 26, 2026 at 7:48 PM
This is the dullest moment I've ever experienced.
GET INSPIRED by a Mandelbaum
Gym discount included with your rent at Del Boca Vista
Gym discount included with your rent at Del Boca Vista
August 25, 2026 at 6:51 PM
GET INSPIRED by a Mandelbaum
Gym discount included with your rent at Del Boca Vista
Gym discount included with your rent at Del Boca Vista
Learn to YEARN: Saturday at 3pm!
August 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Learn to YEARN: Saturday at 3pm!
Dr. Van Nostrand is retiring! Here's to us who wish him well, and those who don't can go to hell.
August 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Dr. Van Nostrand is retiring! Here's to us who wish him well, and those who don't can go to hell.
ILLEGAL CABLE INSTALLER: Sent to prison for 4 years after admitting to giving Del Boca Vista residents Lifetime and HBO in exchange for hard candy.
August 13, 2026 at 5:53 PM
ILLEGAL CABLE INSTALLER: Sent to prison for 4 years after admitting to giving Del Boca Vista residents Lifetime and HBO in exchange for hard candy.
UPDATE: They changed the cable stations again. Just when we finally memorized them.
August 12, 2026 at 3:43 PM
UPDATE: They changed the cable stations again. Just when we finally memorized them.
Phlock cams (made by Willard) are being installed next week in an attempt to reduce battery theft.
August 10, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Phlock cams (made by Willard) are being installed next week in an attempt to reduce battery theft.
Nine hundred. Do I hear a thousand? Ladies, he is a Harvard graduate.
August 7, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Nine hundred. Do I hear a thousand? Ladies, he is a Harvard graduate.
A SUPER TERRIFIC human returned this check to our lost and found today! #KindnessMatters
August 7, 2026 at 1:59 AM
A SUPER TERRIFIC human returned this check to our lost and found today! #KindnessMatters
🍩 Donuts and eau claires available until 5pm, above the rim!
August 6, 2026 at 7:37 PM
🍩 Donuts and eau claires available until 5pm, above the rim!
🚨 THE PHASE 3 BOARD IS LAUNCHING ANTI-MONEY LAUNDERING AUDITS IMMEDIATELY.
We have a sudden, unexplained influx of cash from 'The Executive' beltless raincoats. If you cannot produce a legitimate receipt from 1971, your account is frozen.
We have a sudden, unexplained influx of cash from 'The Executive' beltless raincoats. If you cannot produce a legitimate receipt from 1971, your account is frozen.
August 5, 2026 at 7:01 PM
🚨 THE PHASE 3 BOARD IS LAUNCHING ANTI-MONEY LAUNDERING AUDITS IMMEDIATELY.
We have a sudden, unexplained influx of cash from 'The Executive' beltless raincoats. If you cannot produce a legitimate receipt from 1971, your account is frozen.
We have a sudden, unexplained influx of cash from 'The Executive' beltless raincoats. If you cannot produce a legitimate receipt from 1971, your account is frozen.
I worked out with a dumbbell yesterday. I feel vigorous!
July 31, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I worked out with a dumbbell yesterday. I feel vigorous!
Nude backgammon is on Wednesday, not Monday as printed in the Boca Breeze. Sorry for the confusion this caused last night.
July 21, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Nude backgammon is on Wednesday, not Monday as printed in the Boca Breeze. Sorry for the confusion this caused last night.
To whoever brought the pre-washed bagged spinach to the bridge tournament: The CDC calls it a Cyclospora outbreak, but the condo board calls it grounds for eviction.
The clubhouse is currently a biohazard zone, and our chef is muttering about 'the latrines of 1950.'
The clubhouse is currently a biohazard zone, and our chef is muttering about 'the latrines of 1950.'
July 15, 2026 at 6:01 PM
To whoever brought the pre-washed bagged spinach to the bridge tournament: The CDC calls it a Cyclospora outbreak, but the condo board calls it grounds for eviction.
The clubhouse is currently a biohazard zone, and our chef is muttering about 'the latrines of 1950.'
The clubhouse is currently a biohazard zone, and our chef is muttering about 'the latrines of 1950.'
These lucky guys just won two tickets to see "Guys And Dolls"!
June 23, 2026 at 7:40 PM
These lucky guys just won two tickets to see "Guys And Dolls"!
WHO LEFT THE DOOR OPEN?
June 22, 2026 at 7:11 PM
WHO LEFT THE DOOR OPEN?