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Mr.Krabs once that arthritis hits
July 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Mr.Krabs once that arthritis hits
tiny romcom called "The Fly Who Shagged Me"
July 9, 2026 at 8:38 PM
tiny romcom called "The Fly Who Shagged Me"
dusting corners I've never discovered before and I pull out the nastiest thickest grayish green muck. Hell yeah bro you're fucking disgusting. Love that for you stay gross you fucking freak.
March 19, 2026 at 1:08 PM
dusting corners I've never discovered before and I pull out the nastiest thickest grayish green muck. Hell yeah bro you're fucking disgusting. Love that for you stay gross you fucking freak.
They know I'd be too powerful on E
March 11, 2026 at 1:38 AM
They know I'd be too powerful on E
pineapple's really at its best on pizza idk how that happened
March 5, 2026 at 4:18 PM
pineapple's really at its best on pizza idk how that happened
cooking straight stones
March 4, 2026 at 9:26 PM
cooking straight stones
I feel like shit's been brighter since my recent self-discoveries but that could also be me waking up to the sun being out for the first time in weeks
February 27, 2026 at 11:30 AM
I feel like shit's been brighter since my recent self-discoveries but that could also be me waking up to the sun being out for the first time in weeks
ate so much my heart started aching #getthatbloodworkingboy
February 21, 2026 at 10:27 PM
ate so much my heart started aching #getthatbloodworkingboy
Grievous if he was gay: these dildos will make a fine addition to my collection
February 20, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Grievous if he was gay: these dildos will make a fine addition to my collection
Grievous if he were to desert: there is something very not CIS about me
February 20, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Grievous if he were to desert: there is something very not CIS about me
many Germans default to typing "hahaha" instead of lol and lmao and it's making me feel like a miserable jester
February 14, 2026 at 8:53 AM
many Germans default to typing "hahaha" instead of lol and lmao and it's making me feel like a miserable jester
what happens to the pussy once it's eaten? when do you poop it out?
January 31, 2026 at 7:00 PM
what happens to the pussy once it's eaten? when do you poop it out?
if Fear & Hunger was american it would probably be called Food & Hunger. and you eat the disease burger.
January 31, 2026 at 6:56 PM
if Fear & Hunger was american it would probably be called Food & Hunger. and you eat the disease burger.
this looked like the most fucked up, accursed, eldritch hand I've ever seen on first glance
January 28, 2026 at 1:05 PM
this looked like the most fucked up, accursed, eldritch hand I've ever seen on first glance
is journaling supposed to feel like gaslighting your brain into happy thoughts sometimes
January 28, 2026 at 1:04 PM
is journaling supposed to feel like gaslighting your brain into happy thoughts sometimes
she's a thinker they say her mind crafts
January 27, 2026 at 12:22 PM
she's a thinker they say her mind crafts
they are talking about me guys it's me sorry it's about me
January 18, 2026 at 11:31 AM
they are talking about me guys it's me sorry it's about me
the huge mold colony underneath my floorboards once I finally decide to exterminate it:
January 8, 2026 at 12:02 AM
the huge mold colony underneath my floorboards once I finally decide to exterminate it:
I slay so badly ever since I grew out my hair but I also run into walls way more frequently a worthy exchange I think
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I slay so badly ever since I grew out my hair but I also run into walls way more frequently a worthy exchange I think
The devil is hard. I am harder. (I am on viagra)
January 4, 2026 at 4:05 PM
The devil is hard. I am harder. (I am on viagra)