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Derek (Not Derrick)
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A little short for a stormtrooper. A little tall for a hobbit.

I like sports and I don't care who knows.

🎙️ https://youtube.com/@dereklikessports?si=yrcjFzHgkGW0KMVf
The April Red Sox are back
October 1, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Jack Smith claims he wasn’t at an Atlanta Hawks game because he was in Maryland to see Caitlin Clark, but how does he explain this image of Caitlin Clark in an Atlanta Hawks jersey?
September 29, 2026 at 4:30 PM
“Guys stop hating on the jerseys! I’m going to tell mom!!”

-Josh Allen
September 27, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Every game today looks like it’s being played at the base of Mount Doom.
September 27, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Who do I want to win the American League West? I’m choosin Texas.
September 27, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I’ve never heard of the song “Choosin Texas” and furthermore I’ve never heard of the magazine “Rolling Stone.”
September 27, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I don’t know what I’m going to do with all this cultural cache I’ve acquired.
This kind of take made a Rolling Stone writer so mad they wrote a whole piece about it.
September 27, 2026 at 2:51 PM
What some folks really mean when they claim they have not heard my podcast

www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
What Some Folks Really Mean When They Claim to Have Never Heard 'Choosin' Texas'
Claiming to have never heard Ella Langley's record-setting country song 'Choosin' Texas' is similar to saying, 'I listen to anything but country.'
www.rollingstone.com
September 27, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Titans were so committed to this they even made their logo bald.
September 26, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Nick Folk is closer to Kirk Herbstreit’s age than he is to Bijan Robinson’s.
September 25, 2026 at 1:59 AM
September 20, 2026 at 3:29 AM
What is your silliest, but most strongly held, sports hot take?

I’ll go first:

Hockey is a water sport.
September 19, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Spurs scored a goal! Look out it’s finally all gonna pay off! You’ll see! You’ll ALL SEE!
September 19, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Reposted by Derek (Not Derrick)
Only one thing Spurs can do now: Fire De Zerbi and replace him with his complete stylistic opposite. Then spend €100 million on pieces for that guy in January. And then fire that guy and re-hire De Zerbi in March.
September 19, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of functioning organs. They’re all just out of frame, laughing and functioning too.
September 16, 2026 at 12:15 AM
“Hey this dude is going to go to work this week but don’t tell anyone I told you that, okay?”
September 14, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Reposted by Derek (Not Derrick)
okay so their 2024 990 isn't out yet (should be soon, has certainly been filed) but the kennedy center has net assets of nearly 600 million dollars as of 9/30/24. You're telling me they can't withstand a 22 million dollar defecit for a year? they could handle that for over 20 years.
Exclusive: Leaders of the Kennedy Center say it's on the brink of bankruptcy and argue that putting President Trump's name on its facade may be the only way to avoid imminent and “certain fiscal collapse," documents show.

Read more: https://wapo.st/4r97EJJ
Kennedy Center could close as early as Tuesday, warns of bankruptcy, documents show
Officials said the center is facing “certain fiscal collapse” within weeks, insist that adding President Donald Trump’s name may be the only way to avoid bankruptcy.
wapo.st
September 14, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Live look at John Harbaugh seeing a big Ravens lead he can’t blow.
September 13, 2026 at 6:19 PM
So Matt Ryan is definitely playing this year, isn’t he
September 13, 2026 at 12:48 PM
People Turning Point has in heaven: Stalin, Hitler, Mao, Bin Laden, 2 Che Guevaras, and Charlie Kirk.

TPUSA believes heaven is more lenient than the baseball hall of fame.
fuck, now this is some content
September 13, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Didn’t Drew Lock win a game for the Giants that led to them not getting Drake Maye?
September 10, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Another Patriots-Seahawks game, another inexplicable interception to seal it.
September 10, 2026 at 3:35 AM
This game is so bad that Cris Collinsworth hasn’t compared anyone to Patrick Mahomes.
September 10, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Feeling very vice-presidential
"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
September 7, 2026 at 11:30 PM
The University of Michigan now has to add a cardinal direction to their name. I don’t make the rules.
September 6, 2026 at 2:40 AM