JADE
@devilishjade.bsky.social
Normalest girl in the world | I do art sometimes! | Follow me on Twitch! https://www.twitch.tv/devilishjade
It me :3
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August 29, 2026 at 9:00 PM
It me :3
there are so many beautiful things in this world. at this very moment, a baby bird is taking its first tenative flight out into the world. and yet instead of that, I have to go to work
May 9, 2026 at 1:11 PM
there are so many beautiful things in this world. at this very moment, a baby bird is taking its first tenative flight out into the world. and yet instead of that, I have to go to work
Going 2 b adding another little seal in my band of little seals that follow me around and attack people on command, looking for name suggestions
April 26, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Going 2 b adding another little seal in my band of little seals that follow me around and attack people on command, looking for name suggestions
Great news: I'm now creating a new type of bug. It's called the orb bug and well. Yeah. You guessed it. It's an orb
April 25, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Great news: I'm now creating a new type of bug. It's called the orb bug and well. Yeah. You guessed it. It's an orb
[dangling precariously over an open pit full of knives] Yea OSHA is suuuuper overbearing, it doesn't take a genius to just like, be safe in a workplace. Hey you guys got any snacks btw?
Guy who actually works here: Who are you and where did you get all those knives
Guy who actually works here: Who are you and where did you get all those knives
April 23, 2026 at 4:32 PM
[dangling precariously over an open pit full of knives] Yea OSHA is suuuuper overbearing, it doesn't take a genius to just like, be safe in a workplace. Hey you guys got any snacks btw?
Guy who actually works here: Who are you and where did you get all those knives
Guy who actually works here: Who are you and where did you get all those knives
spider in my bedroom: ...ok so are you going to kill me or what
me: jesus christ man give me one minute PLEASE [goes back to my hyperrealistic oil painting of the spider as a half naked anime lady]
me: jesus christ man give me one minute PLEASE [goes back to my hyperrealistic oil painting of the spider as a half naked anime lady]
April 13, 2026 at 8:56 PM
spider in my bedroom: ...ok so are you going to kill me or what
me: jesus christ man give me one minute PLEASE [goes back to my hyperrealistic oil painting of the spider as a half naked anime lady]
me: jesus christ man give me one minute PLEASE [goes back to my hyperrealistic oil painting of the spider as a half naked anime lady]
Me: Ahh, what a crisp and refreshing morning! Love to sip on my coffee and enjoy the fresh air.
The wizard I have trapped in my basement: Ten thousaand curses on your bloodline for this!!!
The wizard I have trapped in my basement: Ten thousaand curses on your bloodline for this!!!
April 6, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Me: Ahh, what a crisp and refreshing morning! Love to sip on my coffee and enjoy the fresh air.
The wizard I have trapped in my basement: Ten thousaand curses on your bloodline for this!!!
The wizard I have trapped in my basement: Ten thousaand curses on your bloodline for this!!!
me: no. shut the fuck up. if you ever say anything bad about eggs (the food) ever again I will destroy you
my boss: uh
my boss: uh
December 1, 2025 at 10:56 AM
me: no. shut the fuck up. if you ever say anything bad about eggs (the food) ever again I will destroy you
my boss: uh
my boss: uh
anyone else notice that it cold out there??????? world ending FOR SURE this time
November 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
anyone else notice that it cold out there??????? world ending FOR SURE this time
Some day the fucker who keeps leaving wet leaves on my car when I park it under their favorite tree or whatever is going to be SORRY.
October 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Some day the fucker who keeps leaving wet leaves on my car when I park it under their favorite tree or whatever is going to be SORRY.
if I was dead I wouldge be sad
October 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
if I was dead I wouldge be sad
I love emotional manipulation #emotionalmanipulation
October 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I love emotional manipulation #emotionalmanipulation
Do you guys think deers are really real
August 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Do you guys think deers are really real
Every day is "girl" "summer" when your this swag
August 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Every day is "girl" "summer" when your this swag
Me: Uhmmm actually all food is morally neutral, you've just been brainwashed by purity culture 🥰🥰🥰
Guy watching me eat soap in a Denny's: 😬
Guy watching me eat soap in a Denny's: 😬
August 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Me: Uhmmm actually all food is morally neutral, you've just been brainwashed by purity culture 🥰🥰🥰
Guy watching me eat soap in a Denny's: 😬
Guy watching me eat soap in a Denny's: 😬
Red string of fate? More like black string of hate. Starbucks guy screwed up my order again 🙄
July 31, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Red string of fate? More like black string of hate. Starbucks guy screwed up my order again 🙄
🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝
🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝
🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝
🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝
🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝
🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝
🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝
🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝
🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝
🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝
🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝
🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝
🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝
July 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝
🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝
🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝
🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝
🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝
🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝
🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝
🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝
🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝
🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝
🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝
🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝
🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝
they shoudl invent a version of ponds with ducks that doesnt get you sososo sopping wet with mud when you try to go and pet them
July 31, 2025 at 7:32 PM
they shoudl invent a version of ponds with ducks that doesnt get you sososo sopping wet with mud when you try to go and pet them
I do honestly think every one of my problems could be solved by a sufficiently large trauma to the head
July 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I do honestly think every one of my problems could be solved by a sufficiently large trauma to the head
But doctor. The patient needs girlkisses to live! 🥺
July 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
But doctor. The patient needs girlkisses to live! 🥺
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this milk tastes like shit
Kitten learning to drink water, but seems unsure about the whole ordeal
July 27, 2025 at 9:38 AM
this milk tastes like shit
Omg has anyone ever told you your eyes are soooo beautiful haha. Ok now follow me into this abandoned cistern 🥰
July 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Omg has anyone ever told you your eyes are soooo beautiful haha. Ok now follow me into this abandoned cistern 🥰
Ough just like that 😫 Yesss right there 😋🔥💯💯💯
[Camera zooms revealing a mouse stacking grains in a little pile 50 meters away from me]
[Camera zooms revealing a mouse stacking grains in a little pile 50 meters away from me]
July 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Ough just like that 😫 Yesss right there 😋🔥💯💯💯
[Camera zooms revealing a mouse stacking grains in a little pile 50 meters away from me]
[Camera zooms revealing a mouse stacking grains in a little pile 50 meters away from me]
any girls in my area? I need someone to help move a vast quantity of dirt
July 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
any girls in my area? I need someone to help move a vast quantity of dirt